Fav Gun Darkest secret

Torn between my M1 Garand and M1917.

>All this cold political turmoil has made me realize that the Nazis may have been at least partially right. I never, ever thought I'd feel this way, but I can't ignore it now.

Not the best, but not bad either.

I really like the MG 42

I was raped when I was 10 and its haunted me ever since

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HAVE FOOD

I'm not op but what careers would you recommend and why?

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I really like my smle.
Darkest secret is that I don't think I love my girlfriend. She's a decent person I just think I'm not capable of reciprocating another person's love properly. Am I broken?

Are you 16? Jesus christ this board is shit now.

Also that picture is genuinely disgusting. Eat some fucking food.

Since when has saying "I did something in high school" mean "I'm in highschool" you brainlet?

My fiance likes to sit on my face and pee in my mouth and I didn't like it at first but she really likes it so I let her, its kind of growing on me. I also have a 9mm shield with a streamlight and one of those hive mag extensions and other faggoty mods that is honestly one of my all around favorite guns to carry and shoot, basically pic related.

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Story?

This. I went EMS. Shoulda done plumbing or electrical

How do you even let something like this grow on you? Really hope you don't get infected or something.

Seek help, the Church is open to you and your grave sins can be redeemed via action.

You encouraging is pretty detestable. That woman likely has or had a husband, and cucking him WHILE you're married to his daughter is extremely degenerate.

Hot

Well man, it makes her happy. The whole idea of the thing was off putting at first but, its sterile and its not like its just anyone peeing in my mouth we've been together awhile and we're happily monogamous so theres not much to worry about. I don't know we're just really close and if you knew her you'd probably think it was even funnier because shes such a little angel, but shes secretly fantasized about pee and femdom stuff forever and I help her live crazy dreams out.
Anyway though I just love my shield. Its light and comfy and has great capacity, reliable. I think it looks cool.

HK 416
[spoiler] I say I'm not ready for a relationship all the damn time and that I dont want to settle down but I secretly want someone who's loyal and will be with me through thick and thin[/spoiler]

StG 57.

>I want to kill myself because I'm losing my hair at 19.

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I love my A2 clone to death, I built it mostly for the novelty but after two range trips I was hooked
>I raped a passed out girl in an upstairs room at a college party

VZ. 58
>I've masturbated in my mother's clothes and makeup in front of a mirror

Fin is 10 cents a pop from walmart. Cut it in half at 5mg.
But you won't because you believe bullshit from Jow Forums

>have hair but dick stops working
I'd rather be bald tbqhwyfam

Dude, get on minox and fin, dermaroll
It's much cheaper than you might think.

You are buying into marketing by people hawking homeopathic sugar tablets, garlic juice, and dreamcatchers for your hair instead.
My mom made a killing milking people like you for nearly a decade.

>anything CZ
>I raped a goat at a sleep away camp when I 15

>haha I totally have been pushed into nazibooism by the l-left guys haha
You were like that from the start, or you are the sort of sad, directionless candidate they appeal to. The second one is redeemable.

just shave your head and tattoo rahowa on your forehead, all the cool kids are doing it.

>19:15:48
>I raped a goat
Dude, that's ba-aa-aad.
Also, t. MSD.

m1911
Hope to get into an accident that kills me

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based and subpilled

>partially
the axis powers were straight up the good guys and the national socialists were the last defenders of both the European man and all that is good and wholesome

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>last defenders of European men
>caused the deaths of millions of European men for the sake of their national ego
Yeah no nazis were unironically the worst enemy the white race has ever had

Svd and I think I got molested as a kid. I sucked an alarming amount of dick in adolescence (consensually). Where would I have even got the idea as a 3-9 year old? Would probably explain why I'm such a waste of a person

>Russians kill 50 million civilians
>WOW how could GERMANY dare to fight them truly our worst enemy is our own self
fuck off jew

gas yourself

>Chimping out and attacking every other nation in europe, weakening it for the Soviet advance
They should have just kept to themselves

I agree Churchill was a cunt

>spic spammer is at it again

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>SG 540
>I fap to vanilla, ecchi, and Male on Dickgirl.

Based shockwave weight loss dudefriend

What a retarded played out argument that is. Assuming you're not some faggot shill then blaming a small nation of people for failing to defend themselves against(literally)the entire rest of the world, which was compromised by Jews who swindled their host nations into a senseless brother war because they were terrified that a people managed to break away from the cancerous tendrils of (((capitalism and communism))), is gay and stupid. Once again, assuming that you aren't a shill, you're essentially blaming them for trying. So fuck off and read a book that wasn't given to you in highschool history class.
>inb4 why muh Hitler invade the russia then hmmm??
Hitler invading Russia and preemptively curb stomping the red army is what postponed Germany and broader Europe from falling to communist reign at the time.
>inb4 why muh hitler fug wid England den hmm???
He literally did not want to fight the anglos as he verbatim said he viewed them as his racial brothers, thank (((Churchill)) for that skirmish.

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Same desu, kinda embarrassed about it

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Every other "nation" in Europe east of Germany was already the Soviet Union retard. Did stopping their genocide via famine "weaken" them?

>but muh commies though
I forgot that the nazis only fought the USSR and totally didn't invade most of central and western Europe before making an ill prepared attack on the Soviets and handing all of eastern europe to them for half of a century

You're right that totally exonerates the commies of their actual crimes against humanity

>call nazis shit
>naziboos immediately start chimping about commies
Imagine a world where Hitler wasn't a retard and convinced the Allies to join him on his anti-communist crusade rather than trying to annex every nation around him and starting a war that ends with the commies a global superpower?

Yeah the Allied Powers giving the Soviets a trillion dollars of equipment during lend-lease was a much smaller offense than the ones actually fighting them.

Just fucking shave it and wear a hat.

Imagine a world where he did that and the foreign policy of the Allies was dictated by jewish lobbying. Oh wait that's our world.

Guys we're derailing into Jews vs Nazis again. Can we get back to the gun themed rape and incest please?

yeah nazis were/are bad.

a lot of criticism of soviets is overblown western propaganda.

the soviet union made utterly incredible leaps and bounds for a country that was basically medieval 200 years before.

nazibois here are just horny for hugo boss wearing blond Ernst. Germany got exactly what it had coming.

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>terrified that a people managed to break away from the tendrils of capitalism
I swear to god if you post that fake Churchill quote I'll reach through the screen and slap you so hard you'll lose those last 3 iq points you have

Urine is not sterile once it enters the urethra. It is only sterile in the bladder.

The drink your own pee meme is because its YOUR bacteria. Drinking other people's pee is not the healthiest thing to do.

But if it makes her happy and you enjoy it too, and she is a clean person, by all means my good man. Eating ass isn't hygienic and most oral sex ends up that way.

do it nigger

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This.
>Favorite
VSS
>Darkest Secret
Want to be stepped on by a female Russian crime boss

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based

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if it was under 10 yes you without a doubt were abused. I was too. Didnt suck any dicks but still, you can turn this around.

Don't let your abuser win. If you're here odds are you are actually better than most. I suffered from sex problems with a lot of girls (couldnt get it up), there is someone for you out there. The abuse doesnt define you. everyone suffers in their own way so I won't compare it, but you can and will get better. Never stop fighting, get help, avoid booze, keep shooting, and know theres a lot of us out there that feel just like you. I used my situation to understand that this happens, and to help others that might become victims. You can, even though it sounds cheesy, become a crusader for those that dont have a voice.

Youre not a waste, you matter. and not in the sjw blm way

>my AR-15, it's always been there for me
>I don't have any dark secrets, I've done bad things but they aren't secrets. I guess it would be that I want to kill myself a lot,and especially after my GF broke up with me it was the first thing I thought of every day when I woke up. I just never tell anyone and move on. I know killing myself is pointless and my life is pretty good overall, I just get really depressed because I had everything that I wanted in life and now I don't. I've been going to the gym a lot to get over it.

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That sucks user.
I'm still with my first gf so I can't imagine how tough that must be, but I admire your perseverance. It's a strange feeling, knowing that you don't really have secrets isn't it? Like there are fewer mysteries in the world. Like the limits of what is possible have been squeezed tighter around your future. Maybe it's just me.

why not both?

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good diet, good workouts, good heart and you will get a quality female. dont believe pol they exist

Any Jow Forums approved methods of solving extreme social anxiety and Dale Gribble tier paranoia?

Go away Bernie.

moar

Oh god, not that shit

Accept that you're too insignificant for anyone outside your immediate circle to care about you

not sure, but collecting guns, building a compound, and destroying ZOG?

Theres a plethora of girls with bad anxiety that will deal with out bullshit. I found one you can too. sadly the problem is finding them. literally. people with social anxiety are hard to find. start at your job, or church.

jimbo take your insulin

If the FBI arrests me for that shit I'm gonna be pissed

>Favorite gun
Probably my AR build (pic related)

>Darkest secret
I wouldn't say darkest but probably one that'd socially kill me, is the fact that I'm in that photo and I shitpost in a lot of Jow Forums tier chats (yep, this ones a twofer) but I mostly spend my time shitposting (IE, that photo)

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>SKS
early childhood (like 3-5) without father, thought kids married their parents bc of it. thought I had to marry my mom. I try to repress the fact that I believed that as hard as I can

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Tbh I think most kids with poor/absent father figures have that thought when they're real young, can relate.
You're improving yourself user, if anything that makes you a champ amongst the rest that fuck themselves up real bad over it

>CZ 805 Bren
>I bought a C39v2, I have put 8k rounds through it and its actually good, looks better than the WASR, never had an issue with it, and the trunnion and barrel show very little weae

Not to mention it is also one of the more accurate AKs I have shot.

Da fuck just got done wackin to this

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Yo I feel you bro... in the same situation

>favorite gun
My HK45CT
>darkest secret
I am a huge womanizing fuccboi who uses actually good women for quick flings, and have been that way since I got my heart broken when I was in college. I've had two attempts at relationships since then and they've only made this habit worse. Outwardly I larp as a wholesome, hardworking man, to the point my own friends come to me for help with life and projects. Some of them even teasingly call me "dad" since I'm older than them and have my shit together. I absolutely hate myself and wish my line of work would kill me.

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Fav gun is a Taurus g2c with custom paint job
Secret. I am questioning whether or not the holocaust happened due to pol. I now no longer believe women should even be able to vote, I have extreme trouble being empathetic to others, and I hope every day that I run into an active shooter so I can blast him and be the hero. I even carry an additional extended mag with a specific mixture of rounds to defeat his armor.

Are you cooking toast with fucking olive oil?!?!?!?!

I'm a fudd

>custom 1911 w/compensator
>One of my great fears is emasculation, followed by rejection. I've been hit by both before, and it hurts whenever I think about it. Like a bad dream.

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Tie between sig 228/226 and browning BL-22

During the summer between first and second year of school, I did self shot porn. And ended up losing my virginity to a fan that flew me down to see her for a weekend.

G1 FAL

I'm just done. Once my mother and my dog are out of the picture I'm eating a bullet. eta 5mo

no idea what to do with my guns, I don't have anybody to give them to.

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I'll take them!

I'm sorry to hear that, man. No one deserves that kind of treatment.

No, butter. Ham and cheese melts.

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I'll take care of ur mum, dog, and guns

why bud?

Dude just jump off a roof or od, don't make your suicied a gun violence statistic for liberals to try to ruin it for us

>favorite in terms of novelty and provenance
AR-18. I own one, and it's very neat.
>favorite in terms of fun
AKM hands down. The report sounds really nice, and I like how durable they are, and how simple the design is.
>sekrit
I wish I had a gf who liked guns and cars as much as I do. And I wish she had a dick tbqh. Tfw futa gf never ever.

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Remington 12ga 870.

I watched my mom get beaten to a pulp by my sisters dad at 5 years old, had to run over to the trailer next door to tell them what was happening. I can't tease or hit on women in any way in person, but LOVE watching gore videos of them being murdered in the most painful ways possible. I have dated 3 girls.

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Yeah, good job making everyone in your school hates gun people.

Can't say what my favorite is, at the current moment I really like the M3 Grease gun
>I'm small (5'8 and skinny), weak, and have lumbar scoliosis. My dream is to be SWAT but I have no idea if I'd ever make it. Unsure of what to do with my life if that fails.