Last time you bought a gun?

never :(

>Last time you bought a gun?
Last Friday..an AR10
>Last time you got laid?
Last night...pounded the wife's asshole

>bought a Benelli M1 super 90 two weeks ago
>fucked my girl two days ago

>Last week (Browning Auto 5)
>Two days ago (gf)

2years ago
Roughly 6 months ago

I dun goof’d

I bought a used Ithaca deer slayer a week ago.

I haven't had sex in almost 9 months

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>Last time you bought a gun?
Last month
>Last time you got laid?
Never

True Jow Forumsommando status confirmed

>traded into a Glawk back in May
>last week

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>Saturday for both

5 months ago
4 days ago

You’re a good man.

>Never
>Never
I win.

>never bought a gun only have a .22 that was a gift
>at least 6 months ago

Never on both counts but I plan to change the former soon. More just a lurker than a poster right now, besides asking questions of course.

>your mom
>your mom
>your mom

>Two years ago
>Last week with a big tittie Negress.

>Within the last two months
>At most a week ago but yesterday I got her off just cause I'm bored and don't wanna fuck

>12.5" AR in July
>Last night

>7 months ago i bought my first AR a del-ton 316 when they were on sale for around $460
>3 1/2 years ago :(

I took everything out on the boat today, the wife, my guns. Wouldn't your know it? The boat took on water and now everything's soaking wet at the bottom of the minecraft ocean. Including my wife's pussy

Admirable.

>Last time you bought a gun?
I don't own any firearms
>Last time you got laid?
[redacted]

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Bought a K98 yesterday.
Pounded yesterday.

>bought a gun
About two weeks ago
>got laid
December I think? If you count getting in a single pump then having a condom kill your boner as getting laid lol

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>Last time you bought a gun?
Oh fuck it's been like 10 months since... I need to step my shit up
>Last time you got laid?
Probably like 3 weeks ago.
Fuck, do I even belong here anymore?

Bought a gun in mid July. Had sex yesterday.
My condolences. I don't know what I'd do if I lost my wife. Stay strong.

>gun
DD5 v2 last November. Picked it up the day after Thanksgiving. No guns since becuse I have a house that was being remodeled and flipped so now spending until that's done. Sucks though this is the longest I have gone without a new gun since college. Maybe.

>laid
Nailed my girlfriend on the hood of her car Friday night.

>probably 2 months ago
>young virgin not actively trying

I want to fuck a girl in the butt so bad

>roughly 6 months ago (Saiga 12)
>roughly 4 months ago (bar whore)

>Bought a SAR-3 20 minutes ago
>got laid all day yesterday thanks to fiance

Never
About a week ago

>3 weeks
>does masturbation count?

>Aero Lower and PSA parts kit about a month ago
>2 days ago

>June
>October 2017

>p320 about two months back (no bully)
>Fucked in the ass at about 4am this morning

Its alright, not much to scoff at unless that's your thing. Doesnt feel that great imo

It's ok, I guess. My wife is a total butt slut.

>buys nu-sig
>gets assfucked
the memes literally write themselves holy shit

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May 15th, Pic Related.
Early August. Can't remember day. She'll be giving me the succ tomorrow.

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Never having had it is probably what makes me want it so much and Im jealous of you fags.The girls Ive gotten with are kind of prudes but Ive heard it's no better from a lot of people. Wont stop trying until I can decide myself though.

Stop glowin ATFnigger, anyways I don't care considering you Anti American rats probably already know everything.

Anyways 4 months ago.
Never! I'm waiting until marriage because Premarital sex is a sin, Premarital sex is only acceptable if you marry the person you had sex with out of wedlock.

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Some days I'm just not into it. I mean she starts squirting all over the fucking place and it's like.... look I just wanna bone and crash not have to change the sheets, mop the floor and repaint the walls.

Very honorable

I'm glad you could get some enjoyment out of my faggotry.

1911 .380 about 2 or 3 months ago

Last week

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I don't care for it personally.

send asshole pics

>bought a m24 three months back
>2 1/2 weeks ago.

Get out of here, STALKER

>never because shithole country
>never because autistic as fuck

Nope!

Illness, accident or natural cause?

LR300 is peak AR aesthetics

>September of last year
>never have

Frankly, I've got other priorities.

Do uppers count?
If yes then last week, if not. I haven't bought a gun in about...I actually don't remember when. I've been selling alot of guns I don't shoot recently. Just got alot of AR projects and nothing else is really interesting me atm, other then FALs and Lugers

>Last time I had sex
Saturday night, gf was home from school.

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>last december
>in a few days from now

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You're a good man user. May the Jow Forumsube bless you with tons of specials, ammo and a good loving wife later on whenever you're ready. I cant imagine losing my wife since shes my best friend and my entire world so if you ever need someone to talk, we are here for you.

I don't own any guns

Last week

>Almost 2 years ago
>Yesterday morning

It's not that good at all. Often is painful for girl and the smell kills it for me. Have the urge for butt sex from time to time though.

buttsex bad

April of this year
Never

Maverick 88 4 months ago
Last night

Bought a police trade in Glock 17 a few months ago.

Dropped a huge load all over my wife's belly and tits Friday night.

Two days ago
Last week.

Same bro
It hurts so bad

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Vagina feels way better IMO. I've pounded my wife's asshole a few times when she was really drunk, it's overrated as fuck.

Good job user press on.

Friday
Never

>Feb
>2 months ago

Her asshole is loose then,tight asshole is better, I bet shes fat.

In my experience, fat girls have tighter assholes

Yeah it was pretty underwhelming in my experience.

Back in April, Got a Remington 700 SPS to build up a hunting gun, for some one else.
Sometime in 2005. I stopped giving a shit a long time ago.

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Nah, she's not really overweight at all, not to say it didn't feel good, it was nice and tight but her snatch just feels better to me. She has a tight pussy and I have a big dick, it's a wonderful combo.

Bought a marlin sixty like 2 months ago. Cheatedvon fat gf with ethopian girl like 2weeks back. Man that black chick needed dick 4 times a day everyday for a week straight

Never done it myself. Best I was able to do was stick a small vibrator in my ex's ass and dp her. Felt great for me while she hated it. The smelly shit that came out of her later from the lube turned me off since then.

>fucked a mudskin
>bought a levergat
>fat gf you cheat on
Boomer detected

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Faggot

>last December, mini 14
>last June, deplorable skank with boyfriend

>The smelly shit that came out of her later from the lube turned me off since then.

This is why most hetero people don't do buttsex. I honestly don't know how faggots deal with the smell, it's so nasty.

I know my Wife is in the mood for anal when I see the enema bottle in the trash can.

2 days ago

5 months ago

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Imagine not knowing how to clean an asshole before you fuck it

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Wait until you find a peanut skin or kernel of corn stuck to your junk

Cringe and bluepilled, sodomy is a sin.
Cringe and bluepilled, homosex is a sin.
Based and redpilled, sex should only be between a married man and woman.
Cringe and bluepilled, sodomy is a sin, but atleast it was with your wife. You're still going to hell if you don't repent though.
Cringe and bluepilled, sex should only be between a man and his wife.
Based and dadpilled.
Cringe and bluepilled, premarital sex is a sin and also don't create le 56% mongrels.
There is more to reply to but I'll do it later.

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If she was actually into it in the first place, I would've been able to get her to clean her ass in advance. Since she never wanted to, I snuck it into her one night during an extended session and my nostrils paid the price for it later.

Traded for a Glawk 27 three weeks ago
Haven't gotten laid since July as my wofe was on "pelvic rest" during the last trimester of her pregnancy and then we've been waoting out the 6 week "no fun zone" since then.
I'm finna go smash that box to smithereens either tonight or when I get back in town on Friday.

Bought a 1911 like 4 months ago?
Smashed some bussy just yesterday.