What do you have in here?
What do you have in here?
not a fucking battery, poorfag
Haha fuck I didnt even notice that. Just searched stock compartment.
Skittles
Starburst jelly beans.
evike photos are almost always the first picture to show up when you google a gun.
On my NOT AIRSHIT AR I keep a snack for the range. Normally a squished cliff bar
a cleaning kit
chocolate
boooo be creative here
Mini dildo
Cigar, flask, and glass.
My cleaning kit, and some cash.
I don't think that would fit.
A bore snake I think. Haven’t looked in months but it’s lightweight, doesn’t rattle, and not ruined by water. Not a bad choice
Tactical calorie replenishing and morale enhancing sugar based products designed to melt when ingested rather than when handled. I would give you civies more information but I don't want to break opsec.
a bottle of CLP and some patches IIRC
>yeup I'm boring
>being a stocklet
Fortune cookie fortunes, it was for a joke years ago that I can't remember.
Drinking is for dumb niggers, I smoke weed though so all I'd need is room for a sack and a pipe/papers.
the Otis trapdoor cleaning kit
The LAST bullet.
True heroes never run out.
A fucking nuke
>Drinking is for dumb niggers
>I smoke weed though
NonR-DIAS
I managed to get my bottle of CLP stuck in boot camp, and thought I for sure was fucked. I managed to find another bottle of CLP though, and no one bothered to inspect if a recruit was retarded enough to get something stuck in the stock compartment, so wasn't even caught during our weapon turn in at the end of boot camp.
Does anyone keep a bullet in there if they need one?
They say it's still in there to this day
It would be super obnoxious and make a lot of noise while it rattled around in there.
If you honestly wanted a suicide bullet there's infinitely better places than there.
Soldier of Fortune?
I mean if its just in there alone sure but I mean like as part of a cleaning kit or something
cleaning kit
again there is much easier and accessible places. Just throw it in one of the 10 pockets you have on your uniform or an admin pouch on your plate carrier or something. Plus a lot of cleaning kits are already pretty tightly packed so you probably wouldn't want it in there regardless.
Fortune-Ate Son?
>friendly militia man pops fortunes out of his stock for the kids
Based regardless of what you initially did that for.
This nigga eating beans
>If you honestly wanted a suicide bullet there's infinitely better places than there.
Prison pocket when things go hot.
>Drinking, a white mans game.
>weed.
Lol.
Fucking canadians.
Jesus.
>this guy accidentally ate a fruit bar from an MRE but survived
A carrot with a toothbrush
why would you need a glass if you have a flask
Wanna really get depressed?
Go go google images. Type in “praetorian guard”. You will nary see an image of a Roman soldier. Only star wars crap.
Our history and heritage is being buried under the wreckage of pop culture
those overpriced granola bars for so I hikers
airsoft is older than the m16a2
Ok... and?
Why does your carrot need it's own toothbrush?
Anyone know a solid A1 stock? Only options seem to be Cav, Brownells, or surplus.
The plane that hit tower 7
The amount of liquor in the glass exceeds the capacity of the flask. Fuck that picture.
To remind me of the good ol days
Or m&ms fucking retards
flashlight sleeve.
>break in action
>bust open buttstock
>bust in buttstock
>close her back up
>continue on mission
pan coated chocolate discs
You trying to get sued??? Shut the fuck up
>can’t call them m&ms in the trail mix
>can have bags of m&ms in the mre
What did the government/mars mean by this?
Get off Google, and go to Bing.
It's better for porn too
Mars company are true red blooded american patriots
your writing it backwards its
Discs, chocolate, pan coated
Cleaning kit including three piece rod with brass bristle attachment, nylon brush, some cotton bore swatches, two allen wrenches and a front sight adjustment tool.
>every single thing backwards
For some reason I kind of miss this.
Top kekz. The day puns stop being funny is the day we die
Range card and backup earpro.
Cyanide capsules
Mini survival kit. In case I can only grab one thing.
Based eyeballs, user.
Only actually good answer ITT
25 year old Colt cleaning equipment that’s still sealed in plastic
Red vines so I can sneak them into the theater.
What do I keep in my butthole you ask?
11.1v batteries because it’s airshit. Also skittles
Cleaning kit like a basic bitch.
When I used to airshit, I kept an 11.1v lipo in there
I have extra ammo 11 rounds In fact so when im out I can load a few rounds in a mag and blow my brains out after shootings my own family
It's actually empty
CR123A battery because I fell for the eokek meme, cleaning patches, string. I like my EXPS2 btw, I just wish it had the battery life for always on or at least shake awake.
Stripper clip guide, gun oil, lube, and a single image of hardcore pornography printed out at my local library which I rotate weekly.
Cringe
holy shit
it's considered extremely unclassy to drink straight from a flask.
if i'm carrying alcohol on my fucking person to try and get through the day i don't think i'd be all that concerned about people thinking i'm classy
You like that
Skittles.
lmao are you gay
Half the images are of corrupt purple guards, the rest is nu-wars and one image from Warhammer 40k featuring a redcoat in a pith helmet.
Then again, I'm not dumb enough to use jewgle
ounce of weed and tape
I've got a boresnake, a few allen wrenches, and an extra bullet. Grandpa always said if there was ever a chance you'd be using a rifle for fighting, make sure to keep an extra bullet for yourself. He was a POW in nam for about four years.
>using a condom
DESU senpai condoms suck and make it impossible to get off. I'm at the point where I'm not even going to pull out anymore and just dump loads and what happens happens.
>condoms suck and make it impossible to get off
t. death-grip syndrome
Not who you responded to, but, is there a cure doctor? Just got a new gf and need advice.
It gets lonely on the range...
Try a month of no jacking off. Less jacking off in general. Most importantly, don't quit when you fail. Spending more time around people helps since you don't get nearly as many opportunities to jack off in peace. Just fyi this is coming from someone who used to jack off over 10 times on some days. Have no problems cumming with a condom now despite that.
Alright, thanks dr user, i hope theres no side effects though. Will my dick be the average size after that?
I like those
>Skittles
Been sneaking your own candy into the movie theaters again user?
>implying I'm a sucker who pays $7 bucks for a box of skittles
Damn straight I am sunshine.
> trading one spyware company for another.
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