What is the most unbeatable weapon of all time?

Judaism
>you can't criticize me! Muh 10-gorillian!

La chancla...

Food.
You can shift entire cultures if you make good enough food.
The production of food can bolster any economy if done properly.
Armies will fight like shit if they don't get quality food.
Countries will wither and die without enough food.
Entire populations will resent their leadership without food.
The perception of your country from foreigners will likely be based on your food.
You can make allies with just about anybody if you get them food while they're hungry.
Also you can poison it really fucking easy.

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La chancla is the worst thing you can imagine, it hurts like hell

Console commands.

The first guy with a lever action when everyone else had muskets still was probably the most OP

C E N T I M E T E R

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coochie

Peace and Love.

A rock
>can only be broken into more rock
>sometimes has shiny stuff in it
>most defense encounters happen within rock range
>all manner of shapes and sizes and weights
>disposable, readily available
>more reliable than glock, or even the idealized meme AK
>beats metal detector
>silent by default, no stamp required
>no training required for basic use
>can train to use sling to extend range of rock, or even cannon ammo, or arrow, or knife
>no maintenance
>can be skipped across pond for morale and readily replaced
>ban proof
>in your lifetime, effectively weather proof
>available in numerous color patterns

The first weapon picked up was the rock, and if the world ends the last weapon will probably still be a rock.

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Suicide

>La chancla...

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Kindness kills

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>and if the world ends the last weapon will probably still be a rock.

Moving at 94% of c.

Best weapon to kill dinos with, all of em

Boomerpilled
Blackpilled

user, at 94% of c, there will be no Earth.

I didnt say 94% c. Maybe .094%c

Still would fuck shit up. Like, Jedha levels of boom.

Food isn’t a weapon retard

Do you homework kid

[bows head solemnly, yet wisely]
OP the strongest weapon is carbon. Humans can’t live without it.

>we dont need to blow up the planet, a single asteroid collision will suffice
>Moffosaurus Tarkin

.22 since it bounces around the skull. That or .45 ACP cuz more stopping power (if we are talking pistol rounds). Rifle rounds, or intermediate rounds I'd say 7.62 since 5.56 was meant to maim. Oh 45-70 is badass too

Knowledge
Or some other philosophical bullshit like that.

Beats me off*

Still a manifesto

Some didnt like R1 but the shot composition on jedha getting btfo was great

ICBMs, Nuke subs, Stealth Bombers
They're so powerful they don't even have to be used

I imagine what scares any mexican kid the most is this phrase.
>ESTOY RECIBIENDO LA CHANCLA

Diamond, the hardest metal known to man is also made out of carbon.

elements of harmony, nibba