What breed is the 9mm of the dog world?

What breed is the 9mm of the dog world?
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I was going to say Lab but those are closer to .22lr, German Shepherd maybe?

Golden Retriever

Pits are the .40 S&W of the dog world
I want to say German Shepard as well for 9mm
Golden Lab for .45 auto
Chesapeake Bay Retriever for .45 lc

This.

Who's a good boy?

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they're all good dogs Bront

Don't be reddit.

This.

Not shitbulls

Chuwawa

Pit bulls are like 7.62, whereas German Shepherds are 5.56. Corgis are the .22

Boxer.

Pitbulls are .40

But those dogs are able to kill people.

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No. .40 are boxers

Would weiner dogs be the 5.7x28?

Labs

Pitbulls are proof load that was handloaded by a unknown person with an unknown level of drugs in their system

>could be fine
>could sever an artery and kill you

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Those are greyhound

Nothing can describe a white shiba.

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50/50 chance you are fucked

Pitbulls are the ar15 of the dog world.

7.7 Jap

9mm is the shelter mutt of handgun rounds.
>cheap
>everywhere
>perfectly fine for traps /wristlets.

357 mag is whatever breed of dog will bark so loud that you have hearing damage. Akita maybe?

Perhaps.

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Whats normal shiba?

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6.5*50 Arisaka

And what of their darker cousins?

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8mm Nambu

>what breed is the 9mm of the dog world?
Cat. Its fucking cat. I dont care what any of your dildores think, 9mm owners are cat people. Go ahead and fight me, my Russian Blue fucked up all the neighborhood dogs before he died of liver failure.

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What ammo type is Bear?

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40mm

And what of long fowl?

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410 birdshot

Replace Pit with Golden Retriever and I agree.

>my golden is just as active and smart as any Lab or a GSD
>I want a GSD because its what the cops use
>my lab was good enough to serve Americans through TWO WORLD WARS! We KILLED them NAZI dogs during dubya dubya two!

Jack russle = 17 hmr change my mind

A corgi. It's small/compact, everyone usually likes them, there are tons of different kinds of them, and it's not so small that it's considered a rat dog.

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Border Collies are 280 brit. Perfect combo of size and speed.

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>Golden Retriever
People buy those because they want a water dog or because they're great family dogs tjat you have to actively abuse to make miserable. They are the Pollyannas/Leslie Knopes of the canine world.

White people dogs....

I mean, it is a water dog, but yeah... hlsomeone told me if the breed had music preferences it would be anything but rap or country.

>pitbulls
>good