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It's going to bend and be useless after one careless swing. Ever bent a chainsaw chain? They dont work so good after they've been tweaked sideways

Get one of these and go Shiva on a mafk

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You'd be better off getting a real cattle whip, learning how to use it effectively, and then attatching a piece of metal to the whip.

It won't make a good weapon by any means, but it can make an alright wallhanger, assuming you have a decent mount to display it with.
Nothing inherently wrong with weapons which are purely decorative.

Unless they're Klingon.

I mean I doubt that thing will do anything but get stuck in the watermelon.

>*autistic whipping*

post pics when you inevitably slice yourself open with it

nigga

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Those "blades" have a fucking 3mm edge to them. Shit's decorative, not a weapon. Those rivets will pop the second you try swinging it with any kind of force.

Also:
>decorative diffraction spike not included

Nice beast cutter, good hunter.
May you find your worth in the waking world

Seems like a good way to cut off all your fingers the first time you try it, assuming it's sharp in any way.

Only if you are planning on a good Ivy Valentine cosplay. If you're fat, don't even try.

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I had one it sucks it doesn't whip around and it will cut your hands

They'd probably get sued by neckbeards maiming themselves, because they don't understand these aren't real weapons.

RIP fingers

Don't pay more than $50 for it.

>the most dark eldar shit
>am femanon
I feel your pain sister /makes fist/

you could just tie a bunch of razors onto a string

Looks like something pic related would make a clickbait video about.

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I had no idea that was actually a thing. I'd sort of think you might have the gay and need to go dilate your mangina if you don't get it.

Think about edge alignment. It's gonna be horrible.

I hope you rip your own throat out with it

Somebody post the BudK catalog where this piece of shit was getting sold on the same page as the first aid kits.

>omg it's the most dark eldar thing ever
>and I want it
That's some serious heresy right there, OP.

Stick to nice wholesome weapons like flamethrowers and chainsaw swords.

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>no hand guard
See you at the emergency room, OP.

That thing will whip around and cut the fuck out of you the first time you swing it. But that is assuming it is actually sharp.

Cassandra is best girl

This

how do you stop him?

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boltguns and promethium, they're just pussy xenos.

Tits or gtfo

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Extraordinary assertions require extraordinary titties.

holy fuck though imagine you're on some shitty battlefield, hungry, feet sore as fuck, trudging through mud, your leather sandals tore off in this easern goop days ago, and the savages feet are too small to steal new ones. Your centurion helmet is hot and sweaty, gets in your face while you march with your heavy ass gladius and spear. Fuck this, I could be fucking bitches in the bathhouse, I should have been a money changer like my brother in law.

Then with the sun at it's zenith burning down, the fucking local warlord sends his berzerkers doing this whippy thing with sword whips, screaming and sprinting at you, full of hashish and rage.

Fuck this shit, you'd say, why didn't I stay in the mother fucking olive business in Rome.

>tfw have been planning on making sword you can conceal carry by wrapping it around your waist and then straighten out with a mechanism

I need to buy some shit off mcmaster and get to work on prototyping it, but one day I'll be able to carry a sword and nobody would know.

you'll put your eye out

Valeria the shopkeeper is you pleb

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>hail from a race known for their speed and cat like reflexes
>are considered the elite warrior caste amongst an entire faction of drugged up industrial torturesmut fetishists with already renowned fighting skill
>have fuckhuge swords that can be used in a variety of ways and are meant to inflict as much pain as possible
>they're just pussy xenos

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>Gets shot in the face by an illiterate conscript with a las rifle
>Turned into a gigantic asshole, stretched across a maze the size of a solar system, and raped with calculators for eternity by Slaanesh

Grim fucking dark.

Replace "centurion helmet" with "phrygian helmet", "gladius" with "xiphos", "spear" with "sarissa", "Rome" with "Pella". There, fixed it.

don't forget how their initiation rites has them kill an aspect warrior or every shrine.

why would havy armored roman solider with tower shield be scared of that thing?

Why the fuck a Roman soldier would face an Indian? They never went that far. If we're talking about Megas Alexandros' troops, I'd say an Macedonian Pezhetairoi would just stab that guy from 20ft away using his sarissa. Hypaspistai would be up closer and personal, but nothing his training, big aspis, dory and javelin can't handle.

Speaking of this shit, I'm trying to remember the name of some thing the Imperials had from 40k. Basically it's like a stripped human brain and nervous system inside a mechanical battlesuit, it's behavior is moderated by sedatives and combat drugs, and the human mind inside is generally completely insane. Any ideas?

>Have fun cutting your head off

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Terminators? Atlas? Dreadnaught?

I'm thinking of dragoons from StarCraft, like what happened to Fenix.

You will actually hurt yourself if you buy that thing. You will get hurt by you.

It's been over a day, OP.
Did you buy it or not?

Bleach is like the definition of mall ninja.
Naruto used to hold that title with all the "ninja techniques" like running face-first like a retard or trying to perform an 8-step sequence of hand positions as fast as you can like a retard, but then Bleach came in with the magic spirit samurai with transforming swords that get bigger, spikier, and more painful-looking the angrier their magic spirit samurai wielders get.

It'll probably break off and cut the neighbor's kid.

that's the kinda thing you sharpen and leave n the doorstep of the retarded kids down the street.
wait and laugh when the ambulance comes by.

Hhhahaha... no

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It's to use on the neighbor's kid, so... good.

this fucker right here. they basically put the remains of a mortally wounded space marine into a walking siege engine with power claws and shit that also exist as morale boosters cause of how long they can be in service for. Chaos has these too but they're the ones who go insane because they don't get those sedatives purely for shit's and giggles. They're called dreadnoughts

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you're going to lose an eye.