Be mall ninja

Some fat mallninja claiming he will get down on his belly and snipe someone hundreds of meters away using his AR-15 with a thirty-round mag in the woods while clearly not considering the physical logistics of it is the highlight of every boogaloo thread.

sks sucks compared to an ar or ak or other detachable mag fed weapon user. It was only shilled here because you could get them for like $200 and have a working autoloader. not that way anymore. a psa ar15 is like $350 now.

They post pictures of their rifles leaning against trees outside their house or blatantly hand-daubed with mud, that's as far from Mom's basement as they get. The only correct part of your post is the LARPing.

A 300 yard shot is a very realistic accomplishment for an AR in practiced hands. Military regularly trains at 500 yards with them and they will poke holes in you and out the other side.

Lead by example.

A2, FA, Wuggy, sigbro, fluffy have all posted body pictures. some of them are hated but I can only think of ash and one other guy I forget the trip name of that are fat

>why prepare at all if theres a chance you'll die anyway XDD

lol no we dont.

t.11B4

PSA is much less reliable than a good SKS. Talk about groups after you tell me where you're gonna find a bench rest in the bush. The real giveaway is mentioning AKs, because semiauto AKs are notoriously less reliable than the SKS and you do not own a fully auto one. Your next line is "but I'll totally have to fight twenty opponents at once in the boogaloo and not be fucked regardless of capacity".

Watch the moment the goalposts move from gucci ARs to bottom-of-the-barrell-price ARs.

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Because life is pain but you get to choose between the pain of discipline or the pain of regret.

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if youre intelligent you know your rifle matters less than your ability to identify targets.
*does a quick 360 scan*
*spots you instantly with pulsar hd19a*
get your priorities straight.

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crayon pounders do 500m prone fire

If having all that stuff was pointless then why does the government tirelessly want to take it away from civis

When did Jow Forums become a Gear Queer nest?

>make civilized the mind make savage the body
cringe, also
>attempting fashwave with freemasonic mutts

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The government thinks a barrel shroud is a fucking shoulder belt, they have no idea what they're doing, they just ban the most popular things.

You even know what the boogaloo is?

because this story would be believable if, say, the poorfags banded together and outflanked the guy with gear, but instead its just another poorfag larp. In reality, dude with gear more than likely has armor and medical, something the dude without gear doesn't, and is thus far more likely to survive a 1v1 if he isn't killed outright.

I haven't spent a penny on armor, but I easily blown several grand on medical training/equipment.

Imagine being this familiar with tr*pfags. Imagine lying to defend them.

are you fucking stupid this isnt paintball on a hyperball field. fieldcraft and seeing your enemy first is what wins. holy fucking shit you dont both notice each other at the exact same time and begin firing on “go”.

>PSA is much less reliable than a good SKS
maybe, but how so compared to a good PSA? Ive only seen two but never saw a malfunction.
>but I'll totally have to fight twenty opponents at once in the boogaloo
30 round mags dont take up much space or hinder ergonomics and I feel a lot better with that than 10 round magwells Id have to either use strippers or hold the bolt open, pick up the cartridge off the ground, and then top off with.
>AKs unreliable
Not in my experience with a reputable make.

gearqueers really are fucking braindead

>Jow Forums has learned to ignore bait
the world is ending

so what stops him from seeing you first, through an optic, or because he has a flashlight attached to his rifle or because he has NVGs?

i was under the impression the boogaloo was primarily zogbots getting bushwhacked by white nationalists with a race war occuring simultaneously

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>you can't have both good gear AND good training!
The eternal poorfag fallacy. Keep going with your rent free boogaloo peasantoid revenge fantasies though lmao.

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>a medical kit makes me more deadly
No it just makes you slightly slower.

I think the idea was that whoever gets the jump on the other will probably win. Let me try
>be gearqueer with no friends and limited outdoors experience
>thrashing through the woods like retard
>walk out into a meadow
>see someone driving down dirt road 600 yards away
>theyre probably a nigger
>blindly dump mag at them
>they speed off
>heh, probably hit them a few times
>keep walking toward direction truck drove off
>thrashing through the woods again
>*thwip* *boom!*
>some guy sitting behind a bush shot me from 200 yards away with something
>Im dead

thats not bait faggo. americans instantly showed their revolutionary rhetoric as propaganda when they stomped the whiskey rebellion.
>using fashwave for a nation thats identity is supposed to be about individualism but in practice that nation is actually fascist so it makes sense but only ironically

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>You can't have gear and outdoor experience! It's not possible!!

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>bleeding to death is fun

Ive found non-outdoors hunter types to be really bad about staying quiet while moving, hiding, and being able to spot living things. Doesnt mean rich people are bad about it but if youre an urbanite, regardless of gear, youre going to walk into a bullet if someone more experienced wants you dead.

no one asked you. shush.

Nobody is making that claim, assclown.

We're just making fun of those gearqueers who don't have any experience. I'm sure you've met that sort of person before. And while I'm sure you do have the 'tism, you can probably understand that if you do have gear and experience then we're not talking about you here, so you can stop being triggered.

>mfw all the cool kids are doing it

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>make up a scenario where someone, never you, defeats your internet boogieman for you so you can feel better about your poverty and lack of preparation
Every time

>poor people are automatically better at being outdoors than people with gear
ok

not my implication. Im also
and I have very nice things but even Im not immune to a kid hiding perfectly in the brush shooting me in the back of the head with a 22lr.
It's more of a just be aware it can happen to you type thing.

who is to say the gearqueer isn't educated in fieldcraft and shit?

gearqueers vs poorfags isn't just city folk vs ruralfags

...

>im going to fix a gaping chest wound myself
Wew lad.

u forgot about muhreenes muh riffleman

>this isn't a poorfag circle jerk I swear!
To be fair, I was poor once and can vaguely understand the nigger mentality that drives you "people", carry on

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Won't get a gaping chest wound if you have plates.

the fact he typed this out

>imagine not being able to remember things youve seen and read
>imagine not checking anything for evidence

>who is to say the gearqueer isn't educated in fieldcraft and shit?
See Haven't you noticed that there is a certain type of person which has a "hoarder" sort of mentality: they might have tons of gear but no idea how to use any of it, or perhaps their shelves are filled with books they don't read or movies the've never watched. Online there's the people who hoard so much digital content they can't possibly watch/read/listen to it all but they still gather more. There's the jokers who collect infographics on a given topic but don't actually practice anything shown, they just "save it for later".

Those are the people being made fun of. The people who have gear and know how to use it are obviously not going to be making the kind of mistakes we're talking about here.

>>this isn't a poorfag circle jerk I swear!
Nah, I'm pretty wealthy and I love gear.

I'm just pointing out the obvious errors in reading comp because of my 'tism.

>stop trying to be realistic about this and let us mock our strawman!

hes right, Im one of them but I have a bit of a grasp on these things. I do need more practice though. If youre that person chances are you already know.

the only hoarders i see are people who stockpile tons of ammo, magazines and other shit they think will be banned soon or valuable during the bugbear.

gearqueers just like playing dress-up

nigger just because you spend 5x the sheks on a mag pouch or pants doesnt mean youre going to be more effective in warfare

You Sir, glow far too much.

Yes you will, and they will be 5 inches wide because the bullet will fragment in the chest plate.

chest seals faggot
so in other words, the people you're talking about are people who don't have actual gear, just clothes

nothing elmer has will penetrate a plate user

go away, retard

>supposed to be about individualism
That's a really recent narrative. The historical spirit of the american people has always been fascist.

The boogaloo comes and I'm shooting every Jow Forums poster I see.
You're all shit and need to be dead.

you have no idea how body armor works do you

>Haven't you noticed that there is a certain type of person which has a "hoarder" sort of mentality: they might have tons of gear but no idea how to use any of it,

I describe this as shoppers vs shooters but it applies to other areas of expertise outside of weapons.

Basically the hobby of a shopper is acquiring possessions. Researching products, discussing them online, buying them and then showing them off/discussing them some more, with their opinion based, not on their actual utility, but on how it makes them feel or what perceived status it can give them among other shoppers.

The hobby of a a shooter is acquiring skills. And the things are just tools to acquire the skills.

Shoppers will always argue theoretical superiority based on min/max analysis. Shooters will just say something worked or didn't. Jow Forums is like 80% shoppers. /arg/ and /qcg/ are 99% shoppers.

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Underage v&, underage v& everywhere.

I'd say about 3/4 of the fudds I know have some kind of mad insane rifle like a .300 RUM or .30-378 Weatherby.

i know. but the founders words were the opposite of their actions.
>freemasons using propaganda to get the serfs to win their war for them
it worked.

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I dig that totenkopf patch, where did you cop it?

>the people i don't like use facts and logic
>the people i like use feelings and anecdotes

Boogaloo is when money stops.
No pensions, EBT or welfare of any kind.
This maybe from 10% interest rates or damage to critical systems.
Once there is no more handouts to people or companies.
Then you have your Boogaloo.

Yep. This person gets it.
And it's certainly not limited to shooting, it applies to anything: I know people with a ton of fancy fishing gear but they don't ever go fishing. Guys with a garage full of expensive tools but they don't actually repair or build anything. People who build high-end computers but don't actually game very much, or are very good at it.

wont do it still m8. even using actual AP steel core in 300wm it only works on a few types of plate and at very close range. Just dont shoot where the plates cover.

Which won't penetrate lvl 4

You've never had a papercut much less a wound if you think you're applying chest seals to a blown out lung yourself.

lol

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were also assuming everyone uses top-quality L4 plates.

>you have no idea how body armor works do you
>says the guy who thinks body armor adds +20 def
Hahahahahaa moron!

> progressive ideology summed up

Schrodinger's AR-15 every time.

A better larp would be the gear wont save you from camping in a ditch and drowning in the rain.

Daily reminder that if bugaloo happens...
>Most confrontations will be very short lived with the attackers striking first and either getting the kill or bailing.
>The rest will be close quarters raids where whomever is more prepared and aware will get the drop.

You don't prepare by convincing mommy you don't need to pay rent so you can buy Rhodesian brushstroke panties and an extra red dot. You prepare by having a plan, knowing people, and constant practice. You cannot BUY preparedness.

1) you seem to be assuming high-end level 4 plates only. Why are you doing that?

2) were you aware that the rounds I mentioned are significantly higher velocity than .300 WM

>>Shoot where there are no plates
No shit, Sherlock. But that isn't relevant to my reply. I was only disagreeing with the idiotic claim that Fudds don't own anything capable of punching plates. Nothing more. Clearly it would be better to target areas not covered with plates regardless of what weapon you have.

imagine saying those things but you were a tax collector by trade and then a politician who enforced taxes. i mean the people who fought the revolution had to know they were just replacing the king with a presidential king.

It's not pointless, it just doesn't replace what Cletus has. Also because the objective is for everyone to rely on the government for everything.

>everyone who buys nice gear is a child, unlike me
>people who buy nice gear are obviously compensating for the lack of skills, unlike me
>i have skills because i downloaded 5gb of random pdfs, listen to youtube videos and hunt in a blind

The mall ninja has bugged out instead of bugging in and is wearing armor on a hike which, coincidentally, is unbenownst to him on someone else's territory. Are you just that dense?

Post your plates that stop 30-06

pretty sure L4 plates stop 30-06

Imagine idolizing tripfags and still being this wrong.

>muh plates
Just shoot the fatties in the pelvis

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