You're sitting in your comfy suburban home when all of a sudden you hear gunshots outside. You peek out your front door and see pic related. You call out and ask wtf he's doing. He says he's dabbing on glowniggers in Minecraft and private citizens need not be concerned.
Do you:
A. Grab your gun and join him
B. Grab your gun and dome him
C. Go back inside and get to cover
D. Other
A
D. Other
Specifically, masterbate while watching the firefight
A
All of the above in order presented so that I can say I made the right choice no matter the outcome.
D.
Call the anonymous tipline, let them know it's cold out, and go back to whatever anime I was watching.
Free my man maple snake.
I DO NOT STOP MASTURBATING, REPEAT, I DO NOT STOP MASTURBATING!
What's with the autist inciting riots and illegal gun modifications always rambling about minecraft?
Is this the best shariablue can do? Did they get a budget cut and had to fire the less autistic?
I'm taking a break from this board. This is only going to get worse.
“ight bro be safe”
A.
God I miss Maple Snake
He's still alive, user. Last I heard the Canadian government let him have a qt3.14 penpal who's also a fellow jailbird.
These are the correct answers.
Good for him, I was unaware of this. I remember the threads when that went down, and the manhunt. Good times.
D. Grab my mini 14 and join him while we waste faggot horsecops
D. I dome him and ten continue his legacy.
A
Its a meme, you dip.
B. Dome the cunt.
No Hawaiian shirt. No blue jeans. No sneakers. Ops pic reeks of alphabet soup.
You actually don't recognize Syrup Snake?
newfags cant into maple rambo
D
Begin to disguise my boxes tannerite as boxes of tannerite
You keep saying this in every thread faggot
Justin Bourque unironically did nothing wrong. All RCMP are subhuman cock sucking faggot losers that deserve to be gunned down.