Mall ninja thread?
Mall ninja thread
Mall ninja thread?
Lincoln Long
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Julian Kelly
That image is something else. Sorry I can't contribute, but I'll bump anyways.
Alexander Thompson
Ian White
Okay, that's pretty sick.
Justin Smith
Does anyone remember that prepper show with that black guy that couldn’t have guns cuz New York or whatever so he was armed with a clutch of fantasy daggers and shit like picrelated and the show was like “Despite not owning guns, he is well armed and able to defend himself”
Andrew Davis
>break in to neighbor's apartment
>glock at the ready
>knives fucking everywhere
>hear the clinking noise of metal
>out of the darkness I see a man covered in knives
>fantasy scale armor, each scale is a knife
>take aim with my Glock by holding it sideways and throwing up my elaborate gang sign while looking through my fingers as a sight
>fire and bullets bounce off of blades
>he shouts at me and slowly walks towards me as I unload
>I turn to run but the inside of the door I just broke in through is covered in knives
>the door handle is just a knife blade
>"you broke in to the wrong apartment mother fucker"
>as he says this I can hear the helmet of knives with pewter dragon handles rattle
Kevin James
Mall ninjas gotta eat.
Ayden Rogers
Mall Ninjas gotta write
Benjamin Flores
>tfw ur neighbors with Shredder
Kayden Wood
I actually bought one of these as an emergency window breaker until I was gifted a more specialized tool that can also cut seat belts.
Daniel Roberts
Anyone have the 9/11 tanto?
Anthony Lewis
Easton Adams
Someone post the whip, you know the metal one.
>Gamers Choice!
Ayden Cruz
Jaxon Gutierrez
Bone Tactical sells this "ghost knife" for non permissive environments. It is ceramic. Can't be picked up in metal detectors.
$30
Jace Flores
Holy shit my friend has that. He let me twirl it on my finger when I was at his house.
Zachary Parker
Mind linking the said tool?
Lucas Moore
Compare it to the $20 set of 4 ceramic kitchen knives set I bought on Newegg like 4 years ago for $20.
They are trying to sell cheap made in china kitchen knives as weapons.
Dominic Campbell
Is the sub-2000 the ultimate mall ninja gun?
Cooper Howard
>Bone Tactical
>giving your business to a felon
no thanks.
Joseph Hernandez
Looks like shit
Austin Hernandez
Yeah, it is a keltec
Hudson Price
>take aim with my Glock by holding it sideways and throwing up my elaborate gang sign while looking through my fingers as a sight
Gavin Sanders
There is only one king of kings.
Daniel Wood
Speaking of mall ninjas, does anyone remember the name of this group of retards?
Wyatt Perry
The Shield
Jordan Anderson
I remember seeing weekly threads about this group around 2012.
Such simpler times.
Grayson Price
Kek
Caleb Cruz
Josiah Cox
>post embarrassing mall ninja shit
>hard mode: no Mtech
Jace Campbell
>Gets dabbed on by Bolt Force
Nothing personnel, kid
>Bolt Force targets the high crime areas of a city and is stealthy, dressed all in black body armor. We are like shadows in the night and the criminals have no idea we are there. When they see us it's to late. They are surrounded by Bolt Force.
Aiden Green
>dark souls: nothing from budk
Adam King
Spot more
Jose Fisher
It's just your basic bitch "Emergency car escape tool".
Luis Wood
It really is that easy, isn't it?
Austin Reyes
It is
Charles Morgan
How much of a meme are karambits? Seems it can't really do anything a straight blade couldn't, well being less useful for just shanking a nigger multiple times.
Adam Lee
I had one just like that, but a much nicer metal finish. I do like writing with a heavier pen, but the most tactical it ever got was giving folks who tried to touch my stuff a quick whack over the knuckles.
Camden Moore
it's some african tool for preparing meat
so no it's a normal knife with somehow less functionality than a normal knife
i get the appeal of having a veloceraptor claw in your pocket or trying to emulate natural weapons of predators but it's a meme in reality
Eli Perez
Top left picture, is she pointing that shotty at or very near that guy's head?
Jason Ward
they're good for not dropping while you're working in the garden
Chase Hill
>second to none in peacock posing
>least disciplined and organized anywhere
Oh Africa, it's all so tiresome.
Nicholas Cruz
Indonesian farming tool
Daniel Phillips
What's that folding cleaver type deal? I kinda dig it
Jose Phillips
>tfw my brother got me a ka-bar bottle opener
>next year my mother got me a ka-bar spork/knife
Maybe this is what I get for just getting her candles every year.
Isaac Sullivan
Unexpected /asp/
Underrated
Brayden Cook
Too soon
Hudson Watson
Those cyclone daggers actually make an impressive fucking wound.
Austin Ortiz
>How much of a meme are karambits?
Best tool for slicing through the restraining straps and thick plastic sheeting that our large cargo loads arrive in.
Isaac Nelson
Here's a (you) you earned it
Camden Hernandez
they are good for harvesting opium
Aaron Roberts
What is the bullpup thing?
Luis Sullivan
When does this meme change to amazon ninja?
Malls really aren't a thing anymore
Owen Clark
Having shit taste must be so sad
Levi Moore
Those are just Americans
Isaac Robinson
If I break into your apartment in NYC you have a duty to retreat. Hope your renters insurance is good. Also I'm gonna rub my nudity on everything you own. Consider your belongings a total loss
Hunter Cooper
Lick those boots.
Evan Jenkins
How many mall's have stores that sell that stuff anyways? Flea market ninja might be more accurate. I use to love going to flea markets and almost drooling over the shit at the "knife lady's" table. Then I started learning more about knives and knife steels and about quality knife brands. At that point it just lost its magic when I realized that 99% of what I was seeing was cheap, brittle garbage that would get in its own way if you actually tried to use it.
Josiah Jackson
>tactical plugs
ÓwÒ
Kevin Hernandez
I'd say not entirely, the curve provides a better angle for slicing, so although you can't stab with it slashes will create deeper wound channels , much deeper if you're doing it right - The curve also allows you to hook peoples arms and wrists with one hand if they were to catch your arm- but this is all kinda martial arts shit so real world applications are limited
Mason Lopez
They have models that can be modified to take a multitude of pistol magazines, I would say it was a rather innovative and dare I say practical design.