Mall ninja thread?
Mall ninja thread
Mall ninja thread?
Lincoln Long
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Julian Kelly
That image is something else. Sorry I can't contribute, but I'll bump anyways.
Alexander Thompson
Ian White
Okay, that's pretty sick.
Justin Smith
Does anyone remember that prepper show with that black guy that couldn’t have guns cuz New York or whatever so he was armed with a clutch of fantasy daggers and shit like picrelated and the show was like “Despite not owning guns, he is well armed and able to defend himself”
Andrew Davis
>break in to neighbor's apartment
>glock at the ready
>knives fucking everywhere
>hear the clinking noise of metal
>out of the darkness I see a man covered in knives
>fantasy scale armor, each scale is a knife
>take aim with my Glock by holding it sideways and throwing up my elaborate gang sign while looking through my fingers as a sight
>fire and bullets bounce off of blades
>he shouts at me and slowly walks towards me as I unload
>I turn to run but the inside of the door I just broke in through is covered in knives
>the door handle is just a knife blade
>"you broke in to the wrong apartment mother fucker"
>as he says this I can hear the helmet of knives with pewter dragon handles rattle
Kevin James
Mall ninjas gotta eat.
Ayden Rogers
Mall Ninjas gotta write
Benjamin Flores
>tfw ur neighbors with Shredder
Kayden Wood
I actually bought one of these as an emergency window breaker until I was gifted a more specialized tool that can also cut seat belts.