Wife’s mother is coming to visit

this. dont be a beta bitch your wife will lose respect for you. show some dominance in your own castle. if you have to change your behavior in your own home i cant imagine how much of a pushover you are in real life

>putting away your own property in your own home to cater to a woman’s feelings
Do you put them away when your wife’s boyfriend comes over too?

That's gonna be a yikes from me, my man.

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Pay a buddy to break into your house and rape your mother in law and be like "Ope, if only I had a gun lol"

Is she at least 6/10 hot? I'm a virgin and don't have criminal record so opt me in.

Can any anons help me out, I've been thinking about fucking my mother in law for over two years now. I've decided I'm going to move forward with making it happen, however it's yet to be decided how to make this happen. Should I be a gentleman and work towards it with a slow boil and charm her, she's already interested and compliments my body regularly. Or do I barge into her room, our guest room, and force myself on her? I could put her wrists in a double column tie and gag her so I can try to reason with her and let her see why it's a good idea. user's please help, I might catch a charge but I'm willing to bet she'd be all for it.

I envy you so much user. It is like in porn I watch because I'm a pathetic incel and girls don't want to fuck me.

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>Letting the government know about your guns

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user, do you want to grow old and die alone without children or bust your nut an old woman? Your choice. Just keep jacking off to the thought of fucking her and maybe her pictures, it should soothe your desires. Do not give in to the corruption

>grow old and die alone without children or bust your nut an old woman?
Huh? The choice is obvious.

You've been blinded by porn she will freak the fuck out

pussy bitchnigger mindset

>I solved this problem by marrying an orphan.

fuck dude now i have to jack off to mother-in-law porn captions

That's really cute user

What a cuck

>post-sunday dinner
>watching news with mum
>"There's no reason people should have these types of guns. They're not for killing deer, they're for killing people."
>"Most of them use 'boars' as the justification. That's why tannerite's still legal in the States."
>"Still, they don't need those guns."
>"Mum, if the US bans AR-15s before Canada does, then I'll probably die laughing."
>"Whatever..."
If you can't have honest passive-aggresive banter with your parents and still love them, you're probably spending too much time with them.

Thanks. It's tough though sometimes since she has PTSD from becoming an orphan.

Youre a strong man user, thats what a woman needs.

>have a 4 year old gf
>want to avoid jewish tricks by not marrying her so she can't take my shit in a divorce
>turns out it doesnt matter if shes lived with you a long enough time because shes a common law wife or some such bs
It really is a fucking clown world.

I do what I can to help her

Go back to /tv/ pedo

>4 year old gf
Sending a tip to the FBI now

You're a good man user. I hope you two stay happy forever.

The first scenario is less likely to get you arrested for rape, so I suggest that one.

do you have firearms laying around the house or something? seems kinda retarded

Unironically based, no shitty inlaws to deal with.

I think he ment that he had a 4 yr long gf of whatever age not a 4 yr old but then again this is Jow Forums...

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>wife's mother-unit coming to visit.
>put all the guns on display to prove a point

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>nbr
Fucking weak.

I own a slampig

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I meant a gf of 4 years. Well at least my puppers will be safe if its the fbi investigating my very petite gf. Brb buying fire extinguishers and telling my gf to stay away from doors.

>4 year old gf

Say sike rn

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Why are you dating a 4 year old?

Infidelity is a sin

You sound like you're into spousal abuse as a form of foreplay.

You're a failure of a man. Arms race now.

Ex wife's stepmother had a thing for me. Whole family knew it and made fun of me for it when she wasn't around. As for your dilemma, don't force yourself on her; that shit sounds creepy as fuck.

you should have already put a ring on her and knocked her up by now.

>story about kid dying from pancakes
>find some way to work in an entirely irrelevant 9/11 blurb
I fucking hate the media so god damn much

Not really man. I put my stuff away to not cause problems unnecessarily and piss off her mom. We have a good relationship and can openly talk about anything. It’s all about making your partner comfortable not some weird power game

Just take her to the range and let her fire a 22

Why? I don't want kids until I own my home or possess the means to easily own it. Not gonna bring a life into this wotld without a stellar financial situation.

>wait until 1am
>get all your guns out
>put on a gas mask
>only wear piss stained tighty whiteys that are too small
>clean your guns loudly
>mom in law wakes up
>comes into the living room
>"WHAT ARE YOU DOIN-..."
>do a crabwalk over to her while balancing a GLAWK on your tummy
>"Blowout soon, Stalker."
>"WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT"
>loudly hiss at her through the gas mask tube
>she backs away
>grab your glock and stand up
>keep hissing
>she's against the wall breathing heavily, trying to scream
>go to the fridge
>dip your glock into tub of queso
>remove yoyr gasmask and start sucking the queso off
>maintaining eye contact
>then start acting normal. Ask her if she wants some coffee.

don't fu king do this it creates mustard gas

>clean your guns loudly
how?

>racking slides
>moaning
>listening to Pantera
>dropping things and yelling "FUCK FAGGOT"

Commit suicide as quickly as possible.

sounds like a good night

Kek'd

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This is me whenever I get drunk late at night.

I think you mean 4 year long gf

based

>Infidelity is a sin
Based

>4 year old gf
>avoid jewish tricks
i've already called the police abdullah.

>not slapping her until her thighs are sticky with arousal

what are you even doing

stop stalking me user

>I could put her wrists in a double column tie and gag her so I can try to reason with her

top fucking kek

>4 year old gf

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Jesus Christ user she's just a girl

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recently happened to me now
>be me, browsing on Jow Forums
>mother comes in
>sees Jow Forums open
>ask me why I'm on such a site and if I want to get a gun?
>and there will be no guns in here home
said I'm only on this site, cause sometimes it's funny here, and that I don't want to get a gun (ok, I lied a little bit about the no-gun part)

>make your in-laws uncomfortable for the sole purpose of spite

You can't outsmart a 4 year old into signing a prenup?

t. muhammad

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You sound like a cuck. Leave your (loaded) guns on your coffee table.

My fucking sites

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time to ban high capacity syrup dispensers and make pancakes 21+

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From the content of your post I suspect that not only are you single, but that you are also on the lower end of the social hierarchy.

Lrn2Host faggot.

>Wife's boyfriend comes over
>Can't post on Jow Forums and have to put away my guns

At least he brings a Switch for me to play

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>t. lower beta who thinks marriage elevated his status

holy fuck