I'm in the UK. 21. I want to go about getting a shotgun. Why doesnt matter. How can I do this while skipping licenses and certificates?
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I'm in the UK. 21. I want to go about getting a shotgun. Why doesnt matter...
Christopher Martin
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Levi Roberts
Nathan Jones
You have a license to be asking that here?
Ryder Howard
Was looking to buy a solid one, not a kiddies diy craft set but I'll check it out more
Ryder Johnson
bruh just get a shotgun license, easy as hell to get and you can get almost any shotgun you want with it
Owen Cook
Not as easy, I have no contact with countryside hunting.etc and I have a friend who is regularly hunting and involved with game keeping that's been waiting years
Mason Peterson
Mate are you a bit fucked in the head or something? You come to a Bruneian machete-twirling forum that’s practically glowing nowadays and ask how to obtain a shotgun without alerting said glow? You’re a fucking retard cunt. Should’ve thought this through a bit more. Go pay your TV license and your bedroom tax ya munted fuckwit.
Parker Flores
Grow up, get the license, buy a shotgun. Done. If any of these steps are too much for you then that's as intended, because that means you should not have a shotgun.
Isaac Jenkins
step 1: take all your tea out of the pantry and toss it in the river.
step 2: move to the US and buy yourself some well deserved firepower.
Camden Torres
God i wish, I'd love to be in the US
The rest of these Ktards should calm down, just want to kill myself lol
Dominic Martin
Step 1: get a loicense holding loicense to get another a gun loicense.
Samuel Rogers
Don't go shooting yer damn self. Just gonna add another blemish on gun stats for the anti-gunners to pop a boner at.
Owen Ward
Should I buy my suicide license first? That way its legal
Kevin Lopez
Hello MI6 officer, it's been slow in africa I assume?
Jack Lewis
Sounds like it. Poor guy is so bored he wants to kill himself.
Ian Barnes
why
Adrian Peterson
good, fuck the queen while we are it
Cooper Anderson
Not really your business but I'm a useless tranny, no better reason than that
Brayden Cox
>mistakes were made
Ya may as well join the40% . OD on heroin or sum shit , guns aren’t great for suicide unless big caliber or pointed at a cop
Josiah Brooks
You already butcher your junk? If not take off the wig and go get your life back on track.
Ryan Kelly
sounds like a shit reason to kill yourself.
Henry Martinez
Other way round, no op. fuck anyone that thinks being a female is empowering and superior
Isaac Foster
Well then if you're all in one piece, go make some new (not feminazi) friends and have a good time. Buy and do stuff that makes you happy and fuck what other people think.
Andrew Hall
Missed out the part where I'm majorly shut in, have shit anxiety which makes me non verbal around strangers, nhs dont care, and have no friends. Where would I even start?
Hunter Cruz
fitness
not even kidding. helped me be less autistic
didn't really fix the learning disability though.
Jaxson Collins
G’day again dumb cunt, I’m the bloke who called you a retard previously. I’d just like to reiterate, in agreement with many other seppos here; get fucked you dipshit pommy tranny. If you’re going to kill yourself with a shotgun, please piss off and reconsider mate. Cheers.
Julian Campbell
Have to agree with this. Had mad confidence back when I used to be in shape. Was still dumb as a rock but at least I was a rock with a shit eating grin.
Camden Jones
ah, so not only do you want to find idiots that will sell you an illegal firearm but you're also shilling hate speech towards the transgendered community. Well agent, this community is pro LGBTQ. Hate has no home here.
Owen Gonzalez
shut up faggot
Benjamin Brooks
Hey there MI5, how's the weather down in London? If you want to get yourself set up with a shotgun then call your local police station to set up a meeting and start your license application. It can be easier or harder to get one depending on which constabulary you're in and how much of a wanker your local chief of police is, but unless you have a criminal record it's usually fairly straightforwards.
Nolan Powell
is VB good?
Julian Campbell
only with vegemite on toast
John Ross
this hate speech will not be tolerated.
Brayden Fisher
Be gone, home of sexuals
Anthony King
tolerate deez nuts
Ryder Young
Jackson Phillips
I was pretty fit until the nhs fucked me, would be worth throwing myself into something worthwhile again though. Cheers lad. If all else fails I'll just have to get the reliable rope from halfords
Anthony Hughes
I think I'll have to have it for breakfast one day. assuming they bother to export it to the USA
ABSOLUTELY BASED
cheers user
Justin Hill
Nah cunt, it’s decent but you’re better off with XXXX. And disregard this cunt;
It’s better with Tim Tams and/or a bunning’s snag. Vegemite and toast is reserved for days when cunts aren’t taking the piss.
Give them a go mate, shit’s cash. Try and grab everything else I mentioned in the list, as well as Arnott’s Pizza Shapes. Cunts are fucking amazing.
Mate I’m gonna tell you know; if you kill yourself you’re actually munted cunt.
Oliver Stewart
Move to Jersey ASAP. It's expensive but amazing gun laws for Europe standards.
Ryan Fisher
Clean up the spillage wagie
Camden Gutierrez
You need to sign up at your local gun club and keep visiting them and renting their stock until they're willing to vouch for you. Once they do you can apply for licensing with the police.
Easton Gray
Try to befriend someone associated with criminals and ask him if he knows how to get a shotgun.Be prepared to pay several times it's store price,becase firearms are usually very expensive in dystopian-style countries like UK and Germany.
Joshua Turner
gotta warn other people who might make the same mistake as you user, at least you still got your dick
Jeremiah Myers
Imagine actually living in
>Victoria
Henry Bell
So you are who you are so you think you must die?
Seems odd
Grow up and get a nice big dog and go for lovely walks.