Can a durian be used as a weapon? Club?

Can a durian be used as a weapon? Club?

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It'd be best used in areas where durians grow naturally above, and with no modifications. No putting it on a stick, no putting it in a sack, nothing. Just launching it from a catapult or a ballista. A durian traveling 50mph would be lethal if it hit, and the police would never figure it out.

Like any macerated organic things, it can be made into a good repellent for "crowd control"
but for clubing purposes there are a million plants better suited.

>saturate urban areas with vaporized durian juice

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Durians are basically a biohazard as is. Fuckin nasty ass fruit

>plants
think outside the box. nonorganic.
minerals would be great for clubbing

only if you are genetically inferior

Only smelly SEA monkeys like durian, they taste and smell like shit

Could they be dried and ground into a powder, and then the powder be used as a glue base ir a clotting agent?

Some sticky gooey stuff when wet.

I kinda like them.

Never tried sharing one with a bunch of kids have you?
Worse mess than cotton candy.

I have sorta. It was at a music festival with a bunch of scantily clad women and everyone was high as balls. Just imagine the smells... glorious.

Pinapples? They've got flesh-dissolving enzymes.

Heh, yeah, lick each other clean and go from there.

Stink bombs. Boil them down into a disgusting liquid then spray everywhere.

I occasionallly toss one on the roof of people i dislike.

Dude this is such a good idea

Best way to tenderize pork

pork or Long pork?

Hitting people with rocks is firmly within the box

This comment made my peehole burn psychosomatically

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