Jow Forums humor thread

>ctrl f humor 0/0
I will not have this

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Hey shareblue

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hey faggot

Does anyone have that picture of the guy checking out at wal mart or somewhere and he has the softshell jacket with patches and stuff on it?

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I just bout a AK47 for 300 hundred dollers from a pawn store yestirday. Can anyone tell me were I can get AK47 ammo cheap?

the dark interweb

ammoseek.com

Try any belarusian farmer's field

Is very simple
>be of pouring vodka in shape of hammer and sickle
>lightings this on fire
>be of saying prayers to Mikhail Kalashnikov before burns out
>empty bottle is of filled with the boolits

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>not a short bed hilux

That stance.
That elbow up in the air.
She obviously didn't shoot because there would be a report of an injured female officer afterwards.

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She couldn't fire, her mag is in backward

Did you not notice the mag?

Holy shit the mag... I thought it was a CW thing.

5/10 bait

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WOMEN WILL RUIN YOUR LIVES
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>That story
Don't remind me user

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>The way she talks with no emotion
this was a humor thread user

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Oh yeah I was on /x/ for this.
good times

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I'm starting to believe that muh shareblue posters are in fact shareblue themselves

>starting

They realized the name was so poisoned that they started labeling things they don't like as "shareblue" in the hopes that dumb fuck anons would band-wagon and hate whatever they threw the label at.

Pretty pathetic honestly.

If this is a real place I want to visit it

lawddy dat chikn wing. hungry fo dat fried chikn now

somebody post the Jow Forums funny of the bar loaded with 5gal jugs

This is how you get Karen's calling for more restrictive laws

>Repeal the NFA
At least take suppressors off the fucking list.

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Hilarious

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That ones at least a little better. Here's a sample conversation from the OP:

*Calls reps office*
"Hi I just heard the National firearms act allows for the purchase of machine guns and assault weapons for only $200! THEY SHOULDN'T BE LEGAL AT ALL!"

You didn't think they called, said "Repeal the NFA" and hung up, did you?

I was thinking more along the lines of
>Hi, my name is Karen and I think it's despicable that people are buying machine guns after paying only $200. I demand you repeal the NFA now, or I'll make sure I do all that's in my power to vote you out of office with my PTA circle jerk of concerned mom's. We demand action.
Though I hadn't considered they'd put any thought into their effort. More of a
>You remember Jenny? She said that the NFA allows people to buy machine guns. I just don't think that's right. I'm gonna call my rep. and demand they repeal that law asap.

Just do a petition people will sign anything.

Imagine being so retarded that you dont understand the OP is pro gun.

I have yet to hear one good reason to avoid chicken winging and fuck up your wrist instead aside from being in close quarters.

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OP is a nigger

dumbass noguns

Ain’t no thang but a chicken wing

Just a reminder that women have a dramatically higher rate of cluster type B personalities and are essentially fake humans that occasionally become real people.

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Great place to shoot with musket.

And SBRs and SBSs and AOWs

>being a boogaloo blowhard
>while also complying with the NFA
How stupid can one person be?

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Everyone noticed the chicken wing, but what's going on with that magazine?

I started playing Postal 2 thanks to Civvie

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what in sam fuck

Oh fuck how do you manage to put a magazine backwards?

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>attack japan
I knew something was up with these walking clones

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If the kids were armed they would have lived

>he doesn't know

Why is .mil spoop universally the funniest spoop?

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>phone screenshots
Your parents raised you better than this.

Well that was depressing

"Target" shooting isn't the same as "practical" shooting in the same way someone who can shoot sub MOA from a bench gets 2 MOA standing. Some standing target shooters chick lean for better balance and the chicken wing provides a pocket for the butt of the rifle. Target shooters aren't as concerned with follow up shots or stability while moving. Practical shooters like a tight stance, lean in for recoil, tucked arm for stability, present your plates so you don't get shot in the ribs. With the arm tucked in your pistol grip is more useful for control. But I'm probably full of shit, I get told that a lot.

Contrabooting.

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That 46.6% are very based

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This was too much for me.

kek

what in the fuck

God i wish this would work

Old tacos are as close as we can get to a hilux.

Because soldiers handle spoop the way they handle everything else. I am absolutely convinced that the All Guardsman Party is actually just a 40k-themed retelling of someone's actual deployment.

thanks for reminding me about this

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Anybody got the photo of the Aussie Shiposter saying "Brain the Gook and burn the local village with the boys"? I need it in my collection.

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>went into this laughing at how much of a reddit cuck this guy is
>having a giggle
>she murdered the kids
>she murdered the kids
>
holy shit

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>She murdered the kids
thanks for reminding me

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It's a newspaper actually.

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Where's that range rules sign that said they'd confiscate your guns if you were caught breaking one of their stupid fucking inane rules?

You can't identify shill by the labels thrown around. It's usually just that they're throwing labels, moving goalposts. or building strawmen to fight.

Kek

Underage

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anyone got the rolph edboy memes?

Ma deuce is best technical gun

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Imagine being some furfag in the air force, you write this shit on a bomb, and another furfag manages to catch it because the bombing run was called off. He links you to it, spreads rumors you're into fox-headed men, and everyone starts referring to you as "knot boy".

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why the fuck is this a thing? can people literally not read 5 paragraphs, so that they have to resort to watching a youtube video of some faggot reading it for them? he also has a weird fry at the end of his words, fucking grating to listen too

You got the story about the black guy dealing with the haji village elder who knew where irregulars were and wouldn't give them up?
I think it ended with the black guy getting the elder to crack by claiming his soul was in a glowstick and he'd spill it on the floor if the elder didn't cooperate.

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