If u were hiding in walmart

I'm sorry dr, some of us went to school for things other than medicine. Perhaps youd prefer I advocated for a stab to the aorta? At least I remember how to spell that one.
Also
>2029-10
>getting autistic over spelling

Not spelling like a retard on the fucking Internet is as easy as paying attention to some squiggly lines. There's no excuse.

Boo fuckin' hoo get over it

If you're going to risk getting that close anyway with his back turned to you (and somehow not hearing clumsy footsteps and autistic mouth breathing) your best bet would be to kick him square in the back with the intent of making him eat shit and hopefully send the gun flying across the tile floor.

>keep knife in pocket
>grab baseball bat or the like
>hide and wait for perp to walk past my position
>full-blown sprint at perp from behind
>crush skull with whatever I could find

Knives are HORRIBLE at immediate threat elimination. Render the nibba unconscious and he can't pull the trigger.

>Stuck in Walmart with a shooter

go to sporting goods, grab a baseball bat, and knock the shooter out.

Grab his shooting arm and pump him in the kidneys a couple times, he'll drop just as quick as cutting his throat.

This
Spinal stab. Fuck Walmart.

My boot knife is an old Gerber mk1. More than likely it would go in their neck, but depending on the situation anything is possible.

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>Not slipping into the sporting goods and loading up a Rem.870 with #4buck and taking his ass to Chinatown...

Fucking kids and their fucked up OODA loop.

I dont shop at that store.

Good answer... Also.
Walmart of full of shit that can be used as a weapon.....
Shit I'd use a bottle of 90% alcohol, a lighter and some sneaky sneaky cheeky breeky shit.

I would run and hide in the giant ball container.

In my made up scenario, I’m hiding behind a wall, boxed in, and lucky enough he doesn’t know how to clear a room so there is that one strike aspect because he is about to turn around and bang

I go and break into the gun cabinet and get a shotgun, go shoot his ass.

Thrash wildly then run away

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This, if he tries to shoot you just deflect the bullets with the bat

Yourfuckng stupid m8eh

I under no circumstances would ever be caught outside my house without at least one firearm. I havent left my house without a gun and a backup magazine on the 9 years I've been licensed to carry a firearm.

I think I'd go for the gun before I'd rely on a stab from my little edc to take him down.
Get a good grip on it and it shouldn't be difficult to keep the muzzle off me in a close up scuffle.

The Paris train shooter who was stopped by those 3 guys had and deployed a knife and he was still beaten by jujitsu.

I agree youre a faggot

If you can stab, you can tackle. Stab into the side of the neck, and punch forward.
look up defendu.

this guy gets it.
this makes no fucking sense.
The spine is a stack of bone rings and muscle tissue.

>Hypothetically he has his back to you and you have one strike before he gets you
It's a knife, you always have more than one strike.
Also,
>before he gets you
>he has his back to you
Does he has eyes on his back?

Anyway, just get as close as possible, grab him by the neck and shank the bitch. Aim for the kidneys and armpits.
>crush skull with whatever I could find
Human skull is not a water melon to be crushed with one swing.

RIGHT IN THE POOPER.

Seriously you gotta try to sever the spine in that situation or maybe poke a kidney to give you a chance to get the gun away.

why not just snap his neck he will drop quicker if you do it right

Probs just grab a rag in one hand to hold the bardel of the ayyare then just relentlessly stab at him aiming for face and neck while actively trying to climb the fucker, if he is not wearing kevlar stab solar plexus. Hug him and do his kidneys and liver if i can. Wisper soflty at him that im a mexican here to take his job and women, tell her Jennifer will be in good hands. Tell him he didn't get a high score and they will take momma off of Obamacare in the next 3 months, tell him he looked faggy with a weak stance and his choice of terrorcore is passe and that he just pooped himself as he slips in to the night.

kek

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One knife vs 3-4 Operation Gladio agents?
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At first you should carry a long knive, something like Cold Steel Rajah 2

THROW THE KNIFE LIKE A NINJA!

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LMAO yeah this too great post.

>based trips

Besides most of the stuff they sell is either cheap shit that wont last or you can get elsewhere. I once had the cheapest silverware kit for college and only half of it survived till junior year. Bought a $200 stainless steel set 6 years ago and no issues.

Atleast Boomers wasted their wealth on shit that lasted. I can't think of a single gen-x with stuff they bought in their teens still with them and not in a landfill.

Come flying through the aisle on one of their shitty skateboards like a madman, knife in hand and get a power strike.
In all reality I'd just get boofed but it's fun to imagine.

You mean grab the Maverick 88.

I would hide in the toilet paper aisle behind the cases of TP like a fortress

I'd ask myself what In was doing in a Wal-Mart and accept my death, because I clearly have lost my standards.

I've thought of this too, would probably work pretty well

I'd leave and just let him kill the walmartian trash. I'm probably lost anyway as I wouldn't set foot in the gathering place for dumb poor people.

Best way to kill with a knife would be a carotid artery/jugular vein slash. Grab from behind around the chest to hold him in place, simultaneously stab it into his carotid/jugular, then push across his throat and slash the carotid/jugular on the other side as well. Think: turning him into a pez dispenser. Then keep your other arm holding him, drop the knife, and go for the gun. If you lose hold with your other hand, both hands go for the gun. Spin around him if he's trying to turn towards you but keep control of that gun and don't let yourself get downrange of it. He's not going to have a lot of time, the carotid will pump blood up that will no longer reach the brain but just drain out, and the jugular will drain what's already in the brain. Lights out will be pretty quick, then take his gun and turn his head into jello and run. Be wary of secondary shooters throughout your strike, and don't run around with your gun out when you know police are responding. Figure something else out.

Also look up where those arteries are, you have to stab pretty deep to get to them. Have a long enough knife and jam that fucker in there aggressively. Holding him is just to keep him from turning towards you, which can happen pretty quick so be quick and deliberate about it.

Underrated realism

Make sure to load that shotgun in your work space. You've got social work to do. Also, stay frosty while you high-speed low drag smoke-check that tango.

-Sheep Dog, Tree of Liberty, 3%

Not gonna go for a kidney stab because this timeline has moved them inside the ribcage.

Convince a bystander to help, if stronk enough, control the weapon arm, get backup enough time to deal MASSIVE damage. Otherwise, just fucking run. Walmart did this to themselves.

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>JUST LIKE THE SIMULATIONS

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Amazon is the same way.

Back of the head, at the base of the skull.
Stabbing him in the carotid artery.
Best move however is just tackling him by grabbing his legs. Instinct will kick in and he'll drop the gun as he's falling. Then you can fuck him up together with others.
All of this requires skill though. Your best choice is to run away as the others have said.

That'd be a real Hotline Miami move if you could pull it off, but yeah agreed. Stopping the threat immediately is much more important than killing the threat eventually.

Psycho-tier tackle and stab. I e dont lots of knife defense stuff, and it only ever works when the attacker exercises restraint. When I'm getting rushed by someone and they stab like mad I usually 'die'. Knives are best used as viscous, rapid-stab weapons.

Take a hint from Kali and dont fall for the reverse grip stiff. Blade forward, stab from wildly random angles, add in cuts when you can. Imagine a clock face infeont if you, and you want to thrust in from random angles/times. Fuck distancing and being careful. One hand guards and holds and the other stabs a bunch. Go nuts. If you have to do it, have fun with it I guess.

smash the glass behind the sporting goods counter and shoot him with an 870 loaded with 00 buck

I meant if i have too run to the shooter then i'll just boot his balls as hard as humanly possible. Then grab them and stab in the sides as much as possible or keep attacking the crotch area. But i'd rather have like a skillet from kitchen wares as i have once defended myself from a person holding a knife by attacking them with a skillet.

And if I put a blade in it sideways I can paralyze the bastard and rape his face.

book?

>But I see asshole like king in castle.

Headlock with dominant arm, stick knife between ribs and continue to restrain him

Just reach around and stab her in the eye. What's she going to do? Blind fire and hope to hit me?