Germany might have lost both World Wars but it sure won our hearts with its badassery

germany might have lost both World Wars but it sure won our hearts with its badassery

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Indeed

Inb4 butthurt tranny niggers spam the thread

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The US was the only based country in either world war. All equipment was the perfect blend of aesthetic and practical and we actually won both of them.
>inb4 some butthurt Euro says "b-but you were only in WW1 for less than a year"
Yeah and we did more in that year than you faggots had done in the previous 3 combined

>have your country so far away from the frontlines
>join both Wars when the outcome was already decided
>pretend that winning in such circumstances is some praise-worthy achievement

Badassery often spurred by idiots like this man making terrible choices in terms of equipment acquisition, strategic operations, and evidently fashion.
Got to admire men who can fight effectively when their own leaders keep screwing them over.

>have your country so far away from the frontlines
Funny how you can keep your homeland intact when you don't go around declaring war on all your neighbors at once.

>join both Wars when the outcome was already decided
WW1 was decided but going to be a lot bloodier before it ended. WW2 was still up in the air (or we can tell fans of Germany that so they don't feel too bad.) America joined six months after the Soviet Union. Let us also not forget that WW2 is more than Europe, so there's North Africa and the Pacific.

>pretend that winning in such circumstances is some praise-worthy achievement
An easy win is still better than a loss.

>he posts some closet gay, half jewish austrian
Don't get fooled by them like we did three times in a row. Meet a real german Chad.

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This is your brain on kikes

>everyone I don't like is Jewish, the post

You posted jewish media lies you seething jew.

Dilate

Go fuck yourself.

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Hans Joachim Marseille was pretty based/badass
He was averaging 15 machine gun/cannon rounds per allied fighter he shot down.
Other fighter pilots of any country at the time were using anywhere from 60-100 rounds per aircraft shot down.

At the time he was the youngest Hauptmann in the Luftwaffe, and one of the few in history who shot down over 15 planes in a day.

He also played a Jazz song on the piano at Mr Messerschmitt's Birthday party in Berlin with Goering, Gobbels, Himmler, Koller, and Hitler present, who later stormed out.

After receiving is Knights cross with Oak leaves from Hitler, he had lunch with Hitler, Gobbels, and Goering. Goering asked "so you have about 100 conquests now, right?" Marseille immediately replied "you mean women or planes?".

He also fucked a lot of women including a Gestapo officer's daughter, Leni Riefenstahl, Mussolini's niece, and a number of famous Italian/German actresses and singers. He would receive hundreds of fan letters reeking of perfume while in Africa.

In France, while being confined to quarters, he would sneak out, steal his CO's personal car go into town get drunk and fuck women, and come back before morning role call.

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I wanna be the first kid from mein Städle to have over 300 confirmed kills.

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>Hey guys, wanna see my new tricks?

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My fellow nazis

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Brownshirts should be shot like commies for the sake of the fatherland.

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What an absolute chad

Also an outspoken member of the national socialist party. The lad was based as fuck

>Von Below asked Marseille if he would join the Nazi Party and within earshot of others, Marseille responded, "that if he saw a party worth joining, he would consider it, but there would have to be plenty of attractive women in it."

No user. That IS a kike. Jews invented the gay/tranny Nazis myth and they're the only ones who push it.

>everyone I don't like is Jewish
Funny. You're right.

I wish there was another photo of von Saucken. I've only read about his demeanor and clinging to old ways. Always wearing a monocle and his cavalry sabre. Sadly no pictures of him with it, only seen that kind of portrait shot like you posted.

I'm very sad he died as young as he did. If he lived through the war then I'm sure he would have had even more antics. Maybe even joining Hartmann in the West German Luftwaffe.

Hey what does this mean? I see it posted all the time and kind of get the context but I don't know exactly what it refers to

Trannies have to dilate their wound to keep it from closing up

most of my family lives in Germany and speaks German.
Germans are insufferable.

He was an prussian officer through and through. Sadly this was what hated Hitler the most. From the little I read about him he had an outstanding character.

Tranny discord raids.

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Honestly, the German army of WW1 was far more impressive for its ability to take a punch compared to its 1940s counterpart which had more of a glass jaw.

>lives in Germany
>speaks German.
not ARE German
>Germans are insufferable
Hello Shlomo.

Well I have no words except.. Ew, gross.

Do they have to do it forever?

nigger. they are, we are, super deutsch. all niederrhein people with some prussian junker.
you probably dont even know your dirtball heritage but indulge in nazi fantasies anyways. you would've been on the wrong side of wooden door.

Two

hey kike this isnt normiebook, we can see your nose from here

Hey.... I've got a great idea.... Let's declare war on...
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THE WORLD

Yeah

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>never anti-other race
>Except when we say slavs are below us
>The Czech's don't deserve to rule their own country

Ok.

Thanks for proving their point you turbonigger

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you have to go back little guy

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It's hilarious how limited your insults are. It's all "kike" or "schlomo" or other variants of Jew. Rub those two brain cells you've got and try harder next time.

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>nosenberg can only resort to ad hominem when it's exposed
this is why you're losing shlomo, remember fellas jews rape kids.

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>he believes buzzfeed tier articles about Hitler
Lol stupid nigger

fuck off wehraboo

You really want me to be Jewish, don't you.

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Pot calling the kettle black

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He ultimately destroyed germany for good. Our culture, our history, our architecture, our cities, our military, our identity are all gone. If you want to idolise a Germany you should do it with the one of 1871-1918. And never trust those mountain germans.

nazis is de good guys.
- says the nazi.

Jews are a good, kind, based people. The fact Germans went after them in the second war negates any badassery their equipment might have.

post war Germany has more great state leaders than the entire German history before WWII.

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name them then

Angela Merkel

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This is what Germans actually looked like outside of propaganda photos. Absolutely pathetic race.

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Sabine Bergmann-Pohl?

>"but it sure won our hearts with its badassery"
>lolno.jpeg

Early on his attitude was pretty shitty, though.
As a wingman, he ditched his comrades to kill spitfires over England. But was so reckless he lost several of his planes. The only reason he wasn't sent to the russian front as a rifleman was because of his Dad being a high ranking officer. His CO transferred him to Afrika to get him out of his hair and because no one wanted to fly with him. It was there he was able to mature a little. He was always rebellious, even until his death.

But he had a very chivalrous attitude. Always cared for the wellbeing of the allied pilots. He would personally recover pilots from the desert in his car, bring them back to his tent as VIPs. He would also try to avoid shooting up the cockpits, focusing his aim on the engine. He took care of his mechanics, always bringing them gifts back from R&R. The man's reputation inspired many axis pilots flying in Afrika to behave gentlemanly in the air.

The book called "The Star of Africa" is a good read that was written by a couple historians that researched official allied and axis reports to verify his kills and interviewed everyone that knew him.

I think it’s only for about a year or so? I know they don’t have to do it every damn second of the day.

Never knew much of von Saucken, but after reading up on him a bit he seems incredibly fucking based

based normposter

Von Saucken was infantry, wrong post, mate.
He was what every officer should have been. Unfortunately many of the "big guys" got entangled in Hitlers Konto 5 bullshit.

this

Making Western Germany an economic and political global power while not even being a sourvereign state on paper was some good shit.

>flew 2,530 ground-attack missions, destroying:
>519 tanks
>one battleship
>one cruiser
>70 landing craft
>150 artillery emplacements
>4 armored trains
>42 fighter aircraft
>7 Ilyushin Il-2s
>shot down or forced to land 30 times
>wounded five times, lost a leg, kept flying
>moved to Argentina, became BFFs with Mengele
>continued being a mega nazi until the day he died, DGAF
>helped develop A-10

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>NOOOO YOU CANT LIKE ANYTHING FROM GERMANY PRE WW2
Post guns and timestamps trannies

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My brothers best friends cousin ( I know I know fuck off kike) is from Germany and he was telling us that Germany is so fucked that average German sees you as a nazi if you fly the German flag proudly he also said that when he came here it was the first firearm he has ever seen in person they are massive kikes over there

imagine liking the krauts

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Germany is about to turn into a socialist shithole under the cover of climate protests and our retarded youth is actually demanding higher taxes for everything. There is little hope for this once proud nation. Flooded with muslims, lead by communist climate fanaticts, selfhating, unable to build basic things like airports or train stations, rotting streets and schools, arab mafia growing, military on its last supplies, taxes and costs of living sky high, welfare out of control, some cities turn into no go areas soon, entire media left wing shaming us for literally anything short of breathing, old as fuck population soon to be replaced by hordes of unskilled brownies, electricity shortages, housing shortages, but college and medicine is free so everything is ok.

>only person ever to win the knight's cross of the iron cross with gold oak leaves, swords, and diamonds

>Berthold
Unironical chad, a shame how he met his demise