Why are all the best gun makers named John? John Thompson, John Moses Browning, John Garand, John Glock, John Stoner...

Well when your name is John Israel Weapon Industries, it almost seems like your destiny is laid out from the beginning.

John Savage would be a good pro wrestler name

No love for John Rock River Arms?

Personally I'm a big fan of John Machine and Tool.

I'm about to lose my sides
Bless this thread

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John Sig SAUER is my uncle

I'm a fan of John Schmidt-Rubin.

John Hi Point was a woman.

that the only one wrong you see there?

Why did her parents name her john then?

It was short for Johnita

>uncle
You mean your “चाचा”, right?

JOHN FUCKING FAMAS

I can't believe OP forgot John Ruger.

>forgetting John Johnson, inventor of the Johnson LMG

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Being a tranny doesn’t count

They already had a boy named Sue Stein

Don't shittalk my wife again.

Why are all the assassins named John? John Wilkes Booth, John Hinckley, John Harvey Oswald, John Earl Ray, John David Chapman, John Yamaguchi, John Solanas, ect

John (Jan) HK also John Charter Arms

don't forget Johns Tarrant, Earnest, Atta, and Rodger.

You misspelled
>John Degale brand John

The Jow Forumsube's chosen industry

All hail the Johns, hiring prostitutes since forever

John Flintlock, may he rest in peace.

John von Stauffenberg

*John Deagle brand, you retard.

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John Henry

Ivan = John

Yeah, but John is indeed transliterated from English as Dzhon like that.

>Dijon Kalash

Tasty

t.buttmad arg fag

You forgot the Johns John Heckler and John Koch.

It's John HK, smooth brain retardus.

>forgetting john-nagant

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Who is John FAMAS is that the creator of the FAMAS?

You mean John Nagant and John Mosin.

You guys added John Colt, but what was even more interesting was the company John Colt founded, Jolt firearms. They made such firearms as the Jolt 18John51 Navy(John) percussion revolver, the Johnmaker single John army, the Johnteen11 handgun, and the JohnR-15. Truly an American company!

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John Valmet also invented one of the highest quality AKs in the world

blessed by John Christ

Quality thread

John 9mm had a weird name

It's not just the guns.
>full metal john
>john hollow point

I'll never forgive John Assault for creating the infamous fully automatic baby killer, the Assault Rifle 15.

Kek

underrated post

John Dillinger, hello!?

I'm calling bullshit on that obviously fake name.

Whoooweee lad
They don’t write them like they used to
youtu.be/X0387lIpG7Q

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Anyone know how John MetalStorm is doing?
Haven’t heard much of him ina long time.

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John Gun.

does Iver Johnson count?

Jiver(John) Johnson

You’re forgetting President John America

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That's a mustard, don't be silly.

And a good friend...

John Mauser
John Tokarev
John 44 Magnum Hollow Point
Jon(John) Tavor
John Dan Wesson
John Musket
And
John Second Amendment to the Constitution

Tastes like shit.

John Degtyarov was a pretty cool guy.

John Hayden made guns that nevah bin dun befoe, can't forget him.

Don't forget John Henry Deringer
and Johannes Luger

If guns are so great, how come they never made a Gun 2?

>Gun 2?
Outdated. We are doing 3 gun these days. You should be asking where gun 4 is.

kys dipshit

Why are all major historical figures named John? John the Baptist, John Bonaparte, John Washington, John Lenin, Johnny Hitler, etc

Pretty fucked what John Lenin did to russia

>t.buttmad arg fag
I think you are replying to the wrong person

>80 posts by 50 users
you fags suck

Derringer you mean

Johnald Trump

Fabbrica d'Armi Juan Beretta

John Or Die

It's Eujohn Stoner. Eugene is just his stage name.

John Noveske

Came here to post this.

They did, but it was ultimately rejected in favor of gun.

wow, it is crazy that all of them were named john. now I have something to bring up with my buddies when we stand around talking after church. the wife will get a kick out of it too. yessiree bob or should I say john?

*John Russia

Fuck John Clinton for that shit in the 90's

There's also the four Johns who got together and invented the STEN submachine gun for the Bongs in WWII, John Steiner, John Turpentine, John Enfield and John Nagant.

>John Enfield
It's time for the weekly edition of:
>go look at the etymology of a place name (it's either open land of a man called Ēana or place where lambs are reared)
>scroll down the ethnicity
>be sad
Better than the US, of course, but that's faint praise.

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Someone please screencap before this 404s

>Forgetting John Maxim
Lurk moar

Is that the gun in the cover of resident evil 1?

Dr. John Wesson & Mr. John Smith

Lost it at John Kalashnikov

Sadly I did.