What are some Jow Forums approved "alt" weaponry?

What are some Jow Forums approved "alt" weaponry?

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Not that piece of shit, that's for sure.

TASER

Not that shit. Yippee it made holes in cardboard.

my "alt" weapon is just another gun or I guess I could just run them over with my truck

derpy mall ninja tier stuff is just going to get shoved up your ass by your typical meff-head

>the darts don't even pierce cardboard all the way

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You fucking sicko

>being attacked by 5 people
>whip out my ultra self-defense 5 dart launcher (in night ops black)
>take aim and wait for them to get within the 6 inch blast radius
>darts shoot out with a less than deafening "pffft"
>3 darts tumble down to my feet
>the 2 remaining darts got a majority of the 0.5 psi split and fly their maximum arc of 6 inches
>disable one attacker as he has started laughing
>police find what they believe to be 5 nail files and a cheap vape next to my corpse

Don’t implicate us with this man

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