Guns You'd Probably Go Gay For

Im already bi with pref for men but probably originial nfa pristine condition

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With or without rubbers?

lets say for the sake of the scenario no. however his asshole is clean and there will be no chance of your penis touching poo and he has a clean bill of health.

Cmon over and play user

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What if I find I like it and my Post is merely me lashing out for fear of no longer being closeted for things I have wet dreams and masturbate to?

When and where?

STAHP
MY PEE PEE TOO HARD

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you join the rest of the board
Is he cute/mildly attractive or is thi a rando off the street?

His place. on a Saturday night at around 10:45pm

Are u ATF ?
I swear to fuck Jow Forums has pushed the glowie meme so hard I can't tell what's true and what isn't these days
>inb4hebrew

You want more?

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You get this. You can also choose to beard him up a little if you feel so inclined.

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As long as its not a craigslist murder thing, sure

A bit too twinky for my taste but I'll tap 'em.

I am not worthy

No, I can just read. Slam fire is not a machinegun because the working of the pump becomes the "trigger" there is still only one round fire per activation of the trigger.

A Goalkeeper CIWS linked to a HMSD and a lifetime supply of ammo

That mauser has a yugo bayonet because i dont own a correct bayo for it. Theres also a garand and an sks floating around the house somewhere

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MkB 42(H)

NICE

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Define "man portable".

the weapon can be shouldered with the strength of your average fighting fitness soldier

I see that you too are a man of taste

I would with pic related in exchange for an mg42

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Homo spotted

Yes but will he look me in the eyes right before I enter? This is kind of a deal breaker for me.

Show markings and stamps pls

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I would do it with no expectations of receiving the gun after.

Yea its gotta be romantic. I wanna make out with him, too. (no homo)

On what? The shotty? Its a cut down civilian model with the bayo lug and heat shield added. I couldnt afford a 5k shotgun

Based. No gun is worth eternal hellfire.

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This. Finally a real Jow Forumsommando and not some post 2016 reddit queer. Boots on the ground, straight Jow Forums brotherhood. Fags go in body bags, and trannies' brains get cleaned up by a janny.

I hate my Z generation, too many LGBT subhumans going on hormone blockers at age

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Factory papered Fitz. All my booty are belong to you.

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how is it in the closet user

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I already have her. Thankfully I get to retain my anal (and overall) virginity

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No, you fuck him. Your bum would be unrufflled

FG42

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I would violently, anally, orally, violate a trap for free. So getting paid in guns for it is a yes.

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>Boots on the ground, straight Jow Forums brotherhood

I don't even care if this is bait, this is one of the lamest things I've ever read on this website. I've never felt this ashamed for visiting this website, and more specifically, this board.

Don’t forget that faggots that stop being faggots can be saved.

OK then i'll fuck a dude for a PKM

That's a stupid question as it would heavily depend on who the other guy is. If it was with an agressive, overweight with dick cheese falling out of their cock then I'd pass no matter what the gun was. If it was something like reenacting OVA 2 of Boku no Pico with someone cute, then I'd be willing to do that in exchange for my next purchase.

Really depends on what you call gay.

Making out with another man?

Walther 2000

Wrapping your legs around a black man as he shoots his load into your ass while your impotent penis dribbles into your cage with your face buried into his chest?

Broken Nerf Jolt

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As a follow up, you can go on GunBroker, to Cabela's, whatever and get model 12's or Ithaca 37's or a half dozen others that slam fire

Hmm

Nice guns! But bead board isnt supposed to go all the way up the wall. Its supposed to go up 3-5 feet before trim then the rest of the wall

father in law has a Thompson submachine gun. I kiss his ass all the time and drive him to the range in the hopes he leaves it to me in his will.

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If I get to wear socks, you've got yourself a deal for an AK-103 and enough ammo for a year

>Is slam fire even legal these days?
Yes. The ATF sees the slide as a separate trigger.
With a post like that, you already are a fucking faggot.

Is that an mk2?

Jow Forums is the 2nd most gay board after Jow Forums newfag.

Mk 5 and 6

ASVAL with fun switch

>no WA2000

Just paint one?

Takedown or solid?
I am working on a trenchgun rep right now.

If you would go gay for that thing you are already a faggot. My friend owns one and they are not fun.

I would unironically go gay if Arsenal started indefinitely shipping SLR 104 rifles again. Fuck me for missing out on the 74 market.

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>not fucking man-pussy completely free when it offers itself to you
How will normies ever survive in this new age?

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See