What weaponry will I need to defeat mothman and avenge the Silver Bridge?
Defeating Mothman
Thomas Thompson
Matthew Gomez
A spotlight and a shotgun.
James Gomez
>avenge the Silver Bridge?
Nothing to avenge. Mothy dindu nuffin; he was warning us, not bringing it down himself.
James Parker
wait isnt he a good guy though?
Carson Morales
All cryprids are most vulnerable to 10mm. I thought everyone on Jow Forums knew this.
Caleb Cook
Mothman doesn't cause disasters, he merely warns of them. If we'd only listened to mothman, we could have prevented the 2008 recession.
Josiah Bell
blessed creature
Jason Allen
Miata
Is
Always
The
Answer
Leo Thomas
Bonfire he'll fly right into that shit.
Samuel Reyes
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Joseph Allen
Dylan Bell
you wrote bonfire but I read 24 pounder iron siege gun
Dylan Fisher
add chains and a stout stick and boom, mothman defeating flail
Zachary Perez
>I read 24 pounder iron siege gun
Common mix up
Asher Cook
moth...man?
Josiah Nelson
Just bring it down with a fuckin AKM with tendie crumbs in it and finish it with a flame thrower. Done.
Cooper Foster
instructions unclear, purchased Turkish semi auto shotgun
Nathan Ortiz
OP were you at mothman fest this weekend?
William Stewart
No.
Jaxson Torres
Flame thrower.
Nathaniel Barnes
he's a MOTH MAN. an abomination against god and nature. i don't care if he's moth mr. rogers. kill that fucker.
Jayden Edwards
What'd he do?
I'm not really religious so I don't care, as long as he's cool.
Live and let live unless he's stepping on others' god given rights, you know?
Easton Sanchez
Oh I just realized how stupid it sounds to say I'm not religious and reference god given rights immediately after. Uh... to be clear I am just referring to our natural rights.