How did you pick your username?

How did you pick your username?
Ive always used my name and I feel like I come off as retarded.

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i just call myself what i am
Depressed Babydick

i really like the dinosauri muore meme

I'm almost 30 and I still use a variant of xXx_Sephiroth because it sounded cool when I was 12

Use different/unique usernames for every website OP, stops any sort of digital paper trail.
If you use the same or a variant of 1 username you are retarded.
Come on guys git gud at using the Internet

Spilledramen is usually my name because the first time I was making an account on steam I knocked over my ramen bowl

but how will u grow ur brand

[Adjective][Noun] is the only patrician choice

I've always used anagrams of Lee Harvey Oswald, p.e Yves Adele Harlow

t. The lone gunmen

This user is truly a patrician

a black guy started calling me it on TF2 and i've used it ever since, we ended up having similar themed names and while we don't talk anymore he kept his too

There are many who use it to follow twitch streamers so they don't confuse the streamers. Even using the same username for Reddit.

I have a variant of this, my favourite animal is the Moose, so every username is [adjective]Moose

It's different for each site/ account that way

i'm the opposite. I'm always Ivory[noun] when I want to change it up, sometimes just ivory if it's not taken

my favorite character from an obscure korean game's name
that or Tiny user because am manlet

I always named myself awkward edgy shit because I thought it was cool. Also I kept putting my country's tag after my name (most degenerate thing you can do)
One time I just changed my name on Steam to a random part of some copypasta and kept it ever since.
Noone knows what it means and it makes telling people about my steam name kinda awkward but I'm happy with it because it's original

I named myself after a shitty level in a really old and somewhat obscure retro FPS about ayyliens

Points if anyone can guess the game.

My teammate from hockey changed a few letters in my last name and I've basically used that ever since. Sometimes I'll just shorten my last name down to the first four letters if that id hasn't been taken yet.

I liked a word, I was playing on a pokemon mmo. It was taken, so I added pokemon backwards. Played a different mmo. That combo was taken so I made a second username semi-ironically.
The pokemon one was taken again when I joined xbox live. So i used the other one. And then it just became permanent.

My standard username these days is of a mistranslation of my waifu's name. That or her alternative name. And the other name I use is a variation on the nickname of a girl I used to like.

I used to have a japanese username that referenced Mushishi but as I grew up (and as the muslim migrant crisis started to threat Europe as we know it) I realized that we are not appreciating our culture, so I started searching for a name that in some way symbolized European culture as a whole and in some way represented myself. And I found it! Now I'm in love with it.

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I just look around the room I am in and nae myself after what I see
>shoe brand username
>charity diary username
>Movie poster tagline username
>celebrity chef username (she was on tv as I created it)

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Tend to pick names that tilt the most people.

Just make your online ID an argonian name from elder scrolls. Who the fuck would have already taken shit like Walks Many Marshes or fuckin, Smells Like Guar or some weird shit like that

I always just use the names of a gun designers. Sam Colt, John Browning, Mikhail Kalashnikov, Sergei Mosin, ect. Kind of autistic but they're literally never taken

I started off using Japanese words as my usernames ironically now im a weeb and do it because im an autist who thinks it sounds cool

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I used to have many names but I kept using a phrase that described basically what I was so changed it to that feels nice to have it

That sounds pretty gay 2bh, I prefer my idea

typed a bunch of random letters on my keyboard then modified them a little

I type my irl name backwards and add an "ia" at the end of it.

well, my name is a variant of the word hypochondriac but mixed with my name, I use it because my mother always calls me a hypochondriac and it stuck with me.
then, I started using one that I randomly made up, no idea how I came up with it but it kinda sounds like the bitcoin ethereum

It's some obscure shit from comics I read as a child. The problem is it's really unique and all my online profiles pop up with a simple search.

i find a word, and think of a small spelling change to make it more interesting
like turning "tissue" into "kissue(kiss you)"

my uncle owns a bar abroad and one of his regulars is this really old guy with a drinking problem, whenever he was asked to stuff by his friends and family he would say 'denoite' and never do it (which basically means in the night), when my uncle came to visit he would also say it and I asked where it come from and copied it.

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Antiquated words make good usernames, too. A favorite of mine is "snakebitten" which means unlucky

Latin words that have depressing meanings. They usually mean things like no skill, life wasted, lonely man, total solitude, those kinds of things.

use some random word and add a,e,i,o or u... like Polando or Niggeru

I thought it sounded cool
t. Gortrist

>like turning "tissue" into "kissue(kiss you)"
That one is cute, I love it.

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i have been using the same dwarf name from the lord of the ring for 20 years now,no one ever used it so i can use it everywhere,i love it

you better not steal it
i had to do a lot of thinking to get that

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>he plays WoW and LoL

>cs:go
>warframe
>war band
>"god im lonely"

>he plays bland first person shooters and played-out zombie survival shit
please tell me again about how much better your "taste" is than mine, moron

Dad makes me Minecraft username
Used the same username ever since because it sounds nice

>he ASSUMES I play games in the first place
man I was just giving you the results I got
I used to play WoW too, back when it was good
and by the looks of it, YOU play bland first person shooters you nigger

You mean basic bitch tier?

This user gets it.
Calm down, Mr.SavrgeeB1GdikwmmnGTr.

>go to Wikipedia
>hit random page until I get something I like

Don't worry, I'm . I won't be changing mine in a long time, maybe ever.

>he likes fishing and reading

I might start tripfagging for the lulz from time to time but I never use the same username
Can't say the same for my games

kys autist
original content do not steal

it is pretty gay

What is, exactly? The name format?

I used to use "Soller" but people kept assuming I am German so I changed it to "Bluescore" because it sounds nice.

i want hentai of that pls gibe it to me I want it now pls you dont know how much who is she anyways
looks dbz

Gib boy pussy. Also thats exactly what i do except i go into geoguesser and find something random. Eg.= MountBush

Damn nice quads brah

I don't have porn but her name is Android 21, she's the new character from Dragon Ball FighterZ. Shouldn't be hard to find.

Mine I picked by simply parodying the naming scheme soundcloud rappers always use.
Young (Noun) is imo not a bad way to pick a name

>xXRulesXx
I've had it since I was about 13.
Don't remember why, but I just searched "rules" and thought it would make a good name.
And it was unique so I kept it all these years.

What a strong memory

>xX.*Xx
Terrible.

>I ToeSlurper I
>Golden

I just use a random username generator for everything that way it is harder for people to dox me. People have tried, nobody has succeeded yet.

I usually use Schuylkill, the name of the county that I'm from. It's almost never taken and it's pretty neat to meet people from my area in my games.

If you're really stumped just use a name generator, that's how Childish Gambino got his stage name. After creating a good number of alts I just let new handles flow to me.

I was obsessed with Resident Evil as a kid and used the name of one of the monsters.

iirc it was a name that came out of a random generator that I tweaked a little. I've never seen anyone with it, even when googling, so I'd say it has served me well. Even so, it's a little too rough/masculine sounding and I'd rather have something softer. I'd change it, but I don't want my family/few friends to think I'm some kind of degenerate sissy.

Got my nickname from spamming randomize in vanilla wow
It was basically my name backwards but with one extra letter
Used the same name since

This site has a lot of generators

fantasynamegenerators.com/video-game-names.php

desu this is the best site I've found.

Unironically just use gubberish. A typical username is "fhrjejdofnrhshsbrhfjdnsjrb".

but I made this

that's MY name. get your own, thief.

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as far as screennames go i usually just use "insulin".
i don't know why i like it but i do.

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clearly my name or else it wouldn't be up there, would it?

but i made the first post with it, so it's mine

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prove it
i made the first post with it actually

First 2 letters of my first name, first letter of my last name. Turn it into a double entendre if you can.

there. now it's mine

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wait no you can't do that

The how did she do it? You're finished sweetie, the better kissue won.

When xbox live autogenerated my gamertag it wasn't complete shit so I've kept using it since then