Let's say you want to become a total failure in life

The longer you play video games or go on image boards, the less amusement you get out of them, so you have to stay on them even longer to get the same amount of amusement that you used to get. It's a downward spiral that only increases the amount of time you waste.

Well, you derive enjoyment from these things, information and even skill, which are all desirable. But if you become addicted, like it's easy to happen when dealing with IBs, the problems that will arise will most likely not be compensated by your intellectual gains. Wors: you possibly contracting depression, laziness and/or mental fog will downright invalidate the benefits you'd derive from chans.

Just take it easy and relax for what will feel like a very short time.

I see, that would explain a lot actually. Thank you.

just keep doing what you're doing user. it'll happen trust me

by making lots of bad choices,like i did

browsing r9k is a good start

Spend all your time lurking on a message board no one likes

Browse this board originally.

I already have

>NEET
>depressed
>suicidal
>5'4
>balding
>leeching off parents
>drop out
>browse r9k