Waifu Charts! Pick only 1!

The yandere is crazy, the neet is stinky, the vegan is annoying, the whore and sjw need no explanation, the dog girl is an otherkin, the Christian gf is only submissive because she feels she must be, and the daredevil is, ironically, very boring and forgettable. That leaves Skater, Goth, Justice and Homeless. I appreciate the police gf's desire to purge violent criminals from society, but I also don't want to get scolded for pirating a tv show. While I like how appreciative the homeless girl would be for all the things I give her, I also am not her father. My instinct here is to protect, not to love as a partner. While I would really love the Skater's laid back demeanor and approach towards life, I'm not into skateboarding. That's it.

So, goth gf for me. We could be stoic, edgy retards together and watch horror movies. She could reccommend decent bands and novels for me to read. I could call her a stupid cunt while she calls me a faggot-lipped piece of shit, all completely in jest.
>will listen and won't talk over you
I'm sold. Where do I sign up? Also I hope she doesn't mind being submissive, and I don't just mean in the bedroom.

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>read description of waifu
>it just makes me want to cry

Tomboy. If you're gonna present me with a tomboy, you cannot possibly expect me to even look at the other options.
Goth because she's the closest analogue to tomboys, my tomboys, in the list.
Pure Christian American because it's just a feminine presenting tomboy.

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What have you done. You'll summon him.

Stinky Oddball Neet
Traditional Goth
Homeless Girl
If I could only pick 1 from the 3 charts, i'd easily pick the Traditional Goth.

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Those are some tig ol' biddies i'll tell you hwat.

will i ever fall in love Jow Forums?

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Dog girl so I can coax her into getting breeded for pornsite cashvwhile also having some side pussy from another qt

tomboy
goth
christian girl

That depends, are you a biological girl?