I jiust was told I have to fucking take a shower

I jiust was told I have to fucking take a shower
every morning instead of every evening after arriving from College

No fucking wonder no girl approaches to me.
I must smell like shit

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how can ppl even go out feeling so groggy

WAIT WHAT THE FUCK I ALWAYS JUST SHOWERED AT NIGHT WHAT IS THIS CRAP

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Yes goyim bathe every day, wouldn't want you to attract women with your natural pharamones or have vital oils on your hair and skin.

Or you could just wash your beddings.

>tfw naturally dirty an unhygienic and always have been

Does this mean I've always been resistant to conditioning?

The fact, that i can't be certain if this is ironical or not, makes me laugh out loud.

Stop baiting me this is serious!!!

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Don't tell me you are actually this retarded

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Why shower right before getting dirty then track that dirt right into your bed? Do you get dirty while sleeping every night? Who told you this? Clearly you have to take a shower every noght and every morning.

He's goofing a bit but there is merit to it, shampoo and bathing products strip your skin and hair of their natural oils. This leads to issues like dry skin, dandruff, and other problems in which (((they))) then advertise to you the solution in their other products which ultimately don't solve the issue and keeps you purchasing it or similar products in hopes one will work. When in fact the solution to your skin problems was something as simple as not using shampoo/soap and sticking to cool/cold water during bathing.

do your clothes or bedding stink?

You probably smell like a mixture of semen and sweat, like any true robot would.

I don't fucking know
I told her that, but she told me, "but you sweat at night eww"
I sleep with my daily shirt

>I sleep with my daily shirt
how often do you wash your daily shirt?

i sleep with every shirt I use daily, I wash all of them in saturday

>you sweat at night
>not sleeping at 60 degrees or lower temperatures

>tfw warm water showers are to comfy
>Now losing hair

Celsious or thge retarded sistem?

Hey I do this with my shirt too

The correct answer is to rinse (no schampoo) at evening, and take a proper shower at morning.

Savages, the lot of you

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Wait what? Warm water = hair loss?
SOMEBODY DEBUNK THIS NOW

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Shower every morning, but only shampoo+conditioner every 2 days to avoid dandruff.

Wait you h-have to shower, i do it like once a month

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This
also workout in the morning

You're certainly resistant to conditioner

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> 60 degrees Celsius
If you want to sleep with that special driving with your WW1 steel tank with no ventilation system filled with 10 through central Africa feel at night