I jiust was told I have to fucking take a shower

He's goofing a bit but there is merit to it, shampoo and bathing products strip your skin and hair of their natural oils. This leads to issues like dry skin, dandruff, and other problems in which (((they))) then advertise to you the solution in their other products which ultimately don't solve the issue and keeps you purchasing it or similar products in hopes one will work. When in fact the solution to your skin problems was something as simple as not using shampoo/soap and sticking to cool/cold water during bathing.

do your clothes or bedding stink?

You probably smell like a mixture of semen and sweat, like any true robot would.

I don't fucking know
I told her that, but she told me, "but you sweat at night eww"
I sleep with my daily shirt

>I sleep with my daily shirt
how often do you wash your daily shirt?

i sleep with every shirt I use daily, I wash all of them in saturday

>you sweat at night
>not sleeping at 60 degrees or lower temperatures

>tfw warm water showers are to comfy
>Now losing hair

Celsious or thge retarded sistem?

Hey I do this with my shirt too