All the money in the world

You can tell he has bionic eyes to hide his real reptile eyes

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Exactly, a Jew.

Hello Mohammad. How's the wives and kids?

>Hot wife..

his wife is pretty shit desu.
but at least the guy has honor,he could have fucked almost any female in the planet cause of his money and yet he married her.. personality over looks.

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Maybe he just doesn't like to be in public. I'm also not comfortable around people and I'm not a lizard person. But I am a robot, so there's that.

>Testifying to the US government
>Every single action you do will be scrutinized
>Admitted to taking socializing classes because people make fun of you for not being human
>Have to dodge everything that the people want to know to preserve stakeholder's interests
>Actions will have far reaching consequences for tech companies in America and therefore worldwide
>Talking to a group of technologically illiterate grandpas who have never worked in a market about technology and being CEO of a company
>Would rather be playing with bionical legos

It wasn't a good day to be the Zucc

autistic and short. has no talent outside out what it took to make faceberg. probably a very bland life.

>man is not happy while being involved in a huge scandal that impacts the whole nation and threatens to undermine his life's work
>why tho?

This must be b8

>but at least the guy has honor
Ironic considering she married him solely for his money

Is everyone who goes to Harvard like this?

The wives are the kids bro.

>>smoking hot wife
Lol no she is a bottom tier chink who married a white loser

Definitely not hiding anything that could be stressful.

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>smoking hot wife
Oh no no no no HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>smoking hot wife
yea.... no

>Why isn't he happy?
What makes you think he isn't? If you think he's not happy your just a deluded, desperate fuck trying to cope. Rich people are so far removed from your problems, they couldn't even imagine your shitty live.

Heard she was from Guangzhou

Hey--guys. I need zuccbot memes nao plox. Especially the one from the congressional hearing with the smile slider

You mean the city in China?

calm down there. it's just an observation. why are you taking it so personal?

What? No way, the city in China?

I am calm, I'm simply pointing out your observation is bullshit.

I'd say they're a fair match.
Fuckerberg, even with his money, couldn't hope for much better.

Hot, definitely not.
But she is about as good as he could get.

>smoking hot wife

the yellow fever cope

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Why did he agree to do this? It was completely up to him since he wasn't subpoenaed

It's hard keeping a lie like the holocaust down so he's in constant turmoil.

All my Internets. God fucking damn kek

Plenty of rich people have killed themselves though. Money will only make you happy if your only source of unhappiness is poverty

If he just ignored the whole thing Facebook would have suffered and he'd lose a lot of money

His eyes don't look right. Lizard man. For sure.

Guangzhou? Isn't that a city in China?

>>smoking hot wife
You made this entire thread just so you could slip in this subtle bait, didn't you?

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>smoking hot wife

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