Anecdotes #446

Tfw beautiful, breeze Spring day here at the University of Oxford
How often do you train your body?
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT
Weird Non lewd Fetish
Why didn't you become a cargo pilot, robots?
Can we have a comfy thread? I'm feeling pretty low and I usually enjoy comfy threads...
hey roomie, i'm gonna take a shower, do you need to use the bathroom real quick?
/yugofeels/
Fembot support thread
Be me, in a relationship for about 5 months
tfw they want you alive but don't want you involved
Tfw no bf for 8445 days
Post your desktops pls
If I get 50 replies I post a pic of ciara's new bf
What business could we start for us robots that
Famous robot youtubers
Normies
How are you supposed to ask a girl to be your gf?
Right wing retards have NOTHING but identity politics
Does anyone have any inside info about what's happening with Nostalgia Critic and channel awesome?
Who else here /curved penis/?
Your <<<pure>>> oneitis loves cumshots and being choked just as much as she likes cuddles and baking
Mixed Race Bot Thread
Tell me if I'm chad my niggers
Manlets are complaining about nothing, lanklets are the true robots only
Gonna kms on livestream tonight at 9m est
Virgin cuties also crave for Chad, you need to understand that Jow Forums
/creative robots/
Do not masturbate if:
Empties thread
Tfw you'll never be invited to the pussy palace
School shooting fantasies
How can I get/steal alcohol?
/britfeel/
I can make you rich, Jow Forums
Who out here /martialarts/? If you wanted an excuse to make friends, this is a way
Whats your class, user?
Will this generation be ruined?
Be me
User in a relationship with his gran's friend here...
/UNI/
Mansplaining
Man hate general
Do you guys know any genuine autists IRL? not counting yourself
BIG
Why don't you just get a black gf, Bots?
What happened
Why are women so evil?
ITT: every board on Jow Forums is now a medieval kingdom
Jow Forums why dont you just settle for a butterface girl?
29, NEET
What keeps you up at night user?
Fembots, do you groom your pussy?
What does the person mean by this ?
Redflag for women thread
Ask a ethnic african anything
Still got that CYOA itch
Have you ever met someone by who uses Jow Forums...
Someone explain this fuck shit
Unemployment
Why aren't you fapping to anime feet right now?
I want one but idk if I'll ever get one
Why does almost every woman have a rape fetish?
The year is 2011
Fuck Conservatives
Wasted life
Sup Jow Forums, hope you're well
Print pictures of apu apustaja and place them around the office
Confession thread
Is it normal for mothers like pic related to brag on social media about swallowing cum?
RIP
You go back 200 years
Fembots should date qt femboys
What do non-wagecuck robots spend their money on
Been 5 years since I last spoke to her
The /fa/ kids at my uni made fun of me by saying my signature style was "unibomber chic"
When are you finally going to quit Jow Forums bros?
When are ya gonna give your mother and me grandchildren, Champ? Having kids is important because it gives you direction...
/Britfeel/
How small are your wrists?
Chad world problems
Can I get some of those gif memes I oh so love
Why is our society suddenly a lot more sensitive than, say, 10 years ago?
Oh look! user forgot his phone! I wonder what kind of pictures are on here?
What do you, robots, like to do in your free time? Seeing as most of you probably have no friends and are NEETs
Hey guys. Redditor here. Just discovered Jow Forums a couple weeks ago. Why do you guys hate us so much?
Robots do realize that they can just go to east asia and attract young women, right...
Ideal fembot thread
Anoon...... are you a virgin?
When autists claim they can't get a gf
Where do I find tall girls at to be the big spoon?
Discord Comfy Night Edition
Gay Guys Need Love
Dear Anna
/aus/
What to do? Give it A?
Why are men incapable of being truly nice like women?
Is soc just a lgbt board for hooking up because God damn does it look like it. So much fucking gay shit...
Haha user you will forget her in a month it's not the last girl in your life just move on :DDDD
Im starting to feel bad for white guys now...
Hey robots, what would you call this body type?
Does anyone else like sticc girls? they are so cute and feminine unlike thicc beasts
User what would realistically happen to you if you woke up tomorrow morning only a few inches tall...
What's your age, how long you've been browsing Jow Forums, and fetishes?
Most of the people I knew in school have cool jobs or are in the army earning shittons of money...
How many threads do you create per week on average?
Lol
Should I take big pharma route for my horrid depression and anxiety or find another way ?
ITT: experiences with tinder, failure or success
I will be joining a gym tomorrow
Why haven't mods made trap posting/gay posting a bannable offense outside of >>>/lgbt/?
Does Jow Forums like the 40 year old virgin or does it hit to close to home and hurt your soul?
Bullying at work
What's the average age of Jow Forums?
Message to ALL NORMS LURKING ON R9K RIGHT NOW
No rollfagging in this thread
Who are your favorite pornstars?
Ask a guy (teaching English in Japan) anything
How can you tell that a girl is just pretending to be innocent, but in reality she is a massive slut?
How would you react if you stumbled across a porn video featuring your mom?
Even if you are depressed, why would you ever kys? Suicide over something literally every human goes through?
Who else /Varg/?
Night Walks
/r9gay/
took an emotion recognition test
There's nothing worse than having asymmetrical tiny milkers. Prove me wrong
"you can't expect love from others if you don't love yourself user"
Do you like fat girls? they're much easier to get, so why not?
I had sex with my little sister, what do I do now? We were sleeping in the same bed when she started touching me...
Fell in love with someone i'll only ever know on discord
ITT: Austitic things you do
Why dont you fellow robots settle for ugly Jow Forums grils?
Discord: Middle of the Night Depression Edition
Just spent two hours dancing at a club attempting to attract a female
Reminder that you're missing out on this
Porn made me want to be a girl. What sort of fagic sorcery is this...
Jow Forums's favorite music
/skelly general/
Graduate university with an engineering degree
I FUCKING HATE BEING POOR AND NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD SHIT/PAY FOR SHIT. OH MY FUCKING GOD...
Why didn't she help him?
Help me come up with a militant Christian cult name
I'm most likely going to prison in a few days...
If you don't reply you guys know what happens
Be honest, which level are you?
I'm putting together a team of individuals with particular skills
The past is the past user!
How does one deal with being lonely?
Why shouldn't men bellow 5'8" (172.72cm) be made into girls to service real men?
/drugfeels/
She in jail or what's going on?
Tell normies about my idea for a state sponsored system to give everyone career aptitude tests and make it mandatory...
Does anyone want to be my frined ? i have no friends
Music bread
SIP BOYS
WOMEN HATE THREAD
Tulpa thread
I only fuck guys who are at least lvl 20 on steam
Asexual general
Fembot here, and fembot only just to garner attention for this thread. Otherwise I'm just like you...
Just played metal show for a couple hundred people
Female roommates wanna kick me out of the house because i stay in my room all day
Dogs
Now I understand why you hate Reddit
That kid thread
He hasn't taken the pin k pill yet
/USAfeels/
Mom found out what Jow Forums was
"So principal user, I'm going to teach about the history of Ireland, my home country...
Be me
May 15 2018
Why won't men respect us?
Femanon looking for discord pal, kimchi#0001
Today I rode my motorcycle a lot
Whats your addiction?, u can tell me
/uni/
Why the FUCK are people so obsessed with dogs these days?
How do I lower my standards user? For real
If you transported an attractive woman from 753 BC Rome to 2018 U.S
Post feels that women cannot possible comprehend
Femanon here...
Tfw your quality of life was dependent on a coin flip
/britfeel/
He hasn't become a qt trap yet
Black fembots, why don't you date your fellow black bots...
He was born during a monthlet
Hello racists. How is your day?
How many friends do you have and how many people do you talk to?
Indians have it the worst
I just fucking hate this world. And the human grubs feasting on its rotting corpse. My whole life is just cold...
Be me, 5th grade
The most robot drug is weed
Omegle thread with hot banter (get in)
What's your excuse for still using any social media site except for YouTube and Jow Forums?
Tfw too edgy to ever get a gf
ITT: We pretend we are on Facebook
What's the best way to meet women?
What is stopping you from getting a gf/bf?
What is the deal with the roastie meme?
Wife named son after her first love
What are the chances of me getting a botched nose job?
Why are all IRL trannies always ugly as shit?
What's the worst thing you've ever seen or done irl?
Positive experiences
Suicide thread. Post methods and ideas
Is being indifferent to women the real redpill...
Are you a good tipper?
Blank and soulless
Would you date a delinquent girl if she was deeply in love with you?
I just fucking went through hell to save some asshole's photos of an exhibitionist no panties show host called "Jenny...
Tfw u will never have a qt fembot gf (male)
TEST THREAD
Why are female nerds always SJWs?
ANOTHER TRAP THREAD WAVE IS COMING
Post anime characters that are originally you
Which Jow Forums waifu do you prefer, user?
Frogs and Feels Tavern
Fembots, would you rather be a housewife or a career woman?
Does getting penetrated by a girl count as losing your V card?
19 yo autistic virgin loner
Tfw have to settle for my own race
Any fembots from NY here?
Finally fell for the manga meme
/r9gay/
How exactly does a girl rape a man? The only way you could really rape a man is to make him erect...
So how many have you filled user?
MBTI
How do i become one of the girls r9k orbits?
Oh man its Saturday already?
American peanut butter obsession
He isn't summoning the greater 72 and trying to become a the god of hell
Tfw social anxiety
Comfy drugs?
Post sad images. I've been feeling a bit too good lately
My name is Reikomandias, Traplord of traplords, look upon me femboys, ye cis, and despair!
Remove Jow Forums from r9k
Shes in jail now and ciara is free is there no justice?
/ger9k/
Prom
Why does anybody hate weed?
How would your life change if this spontaneously appeared, and agreed unconditionally to be your personal sex slave...
How's your relationship with your father?
Males are obsolete
/Britfeel/
Your age
Anons share your favorite tunes
It's not secret that many of us here don't have gfs, but robots, ask yourself, what efforts what you done to get a gf...
I miss him so much bros.... fuck George bush
I just punched a fist-sized hole in my wall and put a poster over it...
ITT stuff only normies can do
Anyone got any good stories of fucking with potheads?
This could be your daughter if you send her to college
I just don't get it
/MISCHIEF/
Look user, i'm sorry, i really like you, and we get each other perfectly emotionally and mentally
Tfw 4'10"
Why are white girls like this?
What are your 3 superpowers?
If I made a discord dedicated to /ss/ would anybody here wanna join?
Are they two peas in a pod?
*cuts raw fish* and put on your plate
Write a letter to someone who will never read it at all
You are what you practice
I fucking despise attractive people. They are so lucky and don't even realize it. They are ugly to me
I love having a black gf
Graduated art school
I got conned
School stories
Chatting with a girl i've dated for a couple of months
Tfw you will always be an near womenlet and never tall, dominant female that towers over people
Fell for 'delete facebook' meme
Shit eyes general
Excuse me sir, I got lost, can you help me find my mom and dad?
What's the creepiest/most perverted thing you've ever done out of sexual frustration?
W-why do i like boys if im a boy as well?
Who wants some pizza?
I lifted my hardest for 4 fucking years, gave it my all. Blood, sweat, and tears. All for her...
Single mothers and sexuality
Muslim/Middle East Thread
Hi robots. I'm an AI researcher studying natural language processing and affective computing...
Why don't you just get a cute hipster gf, Jow Forums?
I met a Chad irl and I know understand what this is all about, Chads are usually awesome people to talk to, we aren't...
Post any type of criticism of religion/Christianity
Tomorrow
About surgery
One chance at life
Any tips to grow beard?
L O L
20 years old
Turned 21 today, parents bought me a bottle of nice scotch, and my 18yo gf is sleeping over tn. Life is good anons...
Is being a skele worse than being fat?
THE GR8 ST8 DEB8
/Goals/
This could have been your life, but instead you decided video games, Japanese cartoons...
I know you fags watch this shitty show. How upset are you right now? /a/ is having a nuclear meltdown
25+
/Britfeel/
Christianity thread
Can someone explain this shit to me ?
If robots settled for a 5/10 they wouldn't still be alone
High Test Thread
Socially inept to the point he can't even speak an entire setence without dropping spaghetti everywhere
Post your ideal bf/gf
Dad asks for help
The only reason why you guys hate women is that you can't get one
Do you think growing up with an opposite sex sibling would have allowed you to become a Chad or Stacey instead of a...
Care for a nice game of chess?
[the current year]
Robots
Today is my birthday, Jow Forums. And I don't have any friends to celebrate with...
White women are total goddesses
THAT KID THREAD
Be me 27 khv
Has a women ever approached u ?
Height butthurt thread
Talk about a fucking fall from grace
How reliable is suicide by bath electrocution
How many of you are strong enough to go outside and public places alone?
60+ thread
Wtf asians are short
Italianbot thread
When you grow up, you get taught all these rules you have to follow. Don't do drugs, don't drink...
Enter your bathroom
ITT: that kid thread
Its absolutely amazing to me just how many methods women have to cuck men with
/creative robots/
Jow Forums oldfags
No one likes me?
Worst things you've done in a fit of rage
What's your favorite bubble tea flavor, Femposters?
What did fembots mean by this?
Let's just have a conversation
How is this seriously a real movie, based off the video game
What has he done to your country?
Would you rather be a 4'10'' billionaire or a 5'10'' NEET?
Tfw can't enjoy avocados, BLACKED videos, soylent, or nintendo switch anymore because of that stupid soyboy meme
Beautiful weather is finally starting to come back. Who /yardwork/ here?
/Britfeel/
Fembots
How do you deal with all these thirsty virgins, fembots?
Most attractive traits to girls ?
Tfw no bf to chain me in his basement
Jow Forums is being used as a psyops for tranny hunter
Hey white boi, wanna commit racial genocide?
Girl calls you shy
Want to buy snacks, soda and beer and nothing else
Would you date a non-virgin gal if she was guaranteed to be loyal to you and you alone?
How can girls expect us not to think about rape when they dress like this in public?
Penis Pills
Ywn lick a girl's ass in public
THE ONLY PORN i watch is bbw and petite lesbian. I am a virgin woman. Does this make me lesbian...
/r9gay/
What's more important in a girlfriend: A 10/10 personality or a 10/10 face?
Shit brainlets say
Help. Girl is giving me signals. I don't know what she means by this but here it is
You don't speak much, you just smile
I drive with both feet, one accelerator one for brakes...
An open letter tread
ITT: WW3 has just started
Would you accept $10,000,000,000...
My humble opinion on high functioning autism
Is this girl hot or ugly?
Tfw crush started wearing chokers
Hit my fiance for the first time today
When was the last time you had your dick sucked?
If your mom was a pornstar would you fap to her?
I need to make $600-800 ASAP. What are some of the fastest and easiest ways to make cash...
So I catfished this girl on tinder and after I told her I'm fake she said this
You would shoot your load deep inside a chubby trappy boi's tight asshole, right user?
Music makes you retarded. It enters your psyche and consumes your attention and mental energy like a virus...
Tfw smarter than my co-workers
Everyone post your initials and which state you're from
Why do white boys do this?
Have you actually tried approaching girls and trying to get a gf
Hey Im a trap I'm new to Jow Forums looking for friends I have low confidence and i have depression and anxiaty so em I...
Check my dubs or else your mom will die
How do people sit on twitch all day and watch other losers play games? It's sad and pathetic
How do the fuck am I supposed to cope with not looking like this?
Dududdudududududududududu WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENAARREEEEERRRRRRRRRRR
WW3
I deleted all of your pictures because you wanted me too. But I have a few left of you on my phone...
Be Arab
Most of you were the bullies at school. Admit it
Hate coming down off recreational doses
Literally thinking about killing myself. I'm 28, it's too late to turn things around...
What type of music do you listen to r9k?
IT'S A HARD KNOCK LIFE, FOR BOTS
Was sick for a week
Why haven't you considered /plastic surgery/ yet?
LMAO this is what you incels actually believe
Tfw ive only showered twice so far this year
Misaki Friday
Manlet hate thread
Vocaroo thread!
The state of asian "men"
Fetishes
24 and want to drive
I bet he is inside her right now. And he didnt even lift today or any other day...
Feels Thread
Why are 90% white women more attractive than 100% white women?
Why is hook up culture so predominant these days
How do I grow a beard?
Well boys, tonight my mom asked me if I would ever commit suicide. I told her no...
Fembots: Describe your ideal man
Go to album for shitty feelings and in general stuff
Ever been cheated on?
Workout a ton to get a decent body
This is the kind of guy who calls you a soyboy
What Stops You From Talking to Girls?
What do you think of the ongoing Saga of Christian (Christine) Weston Chandler?
I need pictures of sad/crying anime girls
/Letter Thread/
I don't think our country will ever support a war again. It's sad. I'm not even talking about Syria right now...
Peterson on 'Adopting Responsibility'
Would you kiss her (him) for $400,000,000,000?
Where do you see yourself in 10-15 years?
How do I get qt conservative gf as a shitskin?
I was diagnosed with cancer, i only have 4 or 5 weeks to live. say something nice pls
Do you think you could ever date a girl that was uglier than you?
Tfw no ebony bf
Never wash my face
WW3 TUNES
Pick my little sister up from class
Am i unblocked from posting now..?
Just give up, you’re that pathetic
Oneitis is 17
If there is a Hell, do you think he is in it?
HAHAHA LADS IT'S FINALLY HAPPENING
Describe exactly how you jack off, user
Why havent you bothered trying to find someone on the dating sites?
Tfw no 2000s emo bf
Is it morally wrong to date a girl with down syndrome for easy pussy...
Tfw no blak bf
Ww3 starting now
Why is everyone on Jow Forums so racist? its offputting
Trump just started WW3 lads
Guys complain about girls wanting to be "just friends"
/cripplingdepression/ general
Just accidentally an entire chocolate yogurt bucket even though I'm lactose intolerant
What do you blame for your ills?
This won't be well received, will it
Why are fembots so fucking ugly?
Hey robots what sign are you?
Am I a pedophile if I like a girl that looks really young...
New meme I made guys, I think it's funny as fuck and you should make OC based off it, let's ,make this a thing
How do you think you'll do at basic training?
High Test Thread
HERE'S MY THING
/britfeel/
hey kid, you still want that blowjob?
I just tried to watch a video made by this guy and I really am struggling to understand how he is in any way funny or...
Do you think it's hot when a girl cries?
Why a guy like me can't have a gf like this?
Fembot thread
Who is this? Why is he posted on r9k frequently?
Why do normies refuse to accept that some people's lives are really...
ITT: Worst school memories
Blocks your path
AaAaAaAaAaAaH
Jow Forums gets Fit 2019
Below 30 or leave this board now
You aren't allowed to have sex
You could of saved her bots
The no fat asian gf
You guys like the taste of cum, right?
Fembots, how jelaous do you get around Stacy?
Good morning everybody! Guess what day it is...
What if we all just accepted our stereotypes and got along anyway?
Tfw no gf with fucking huge tits
Why did our parents try to discourage us from smoking cigarettes? I'm 18 as of a week ago, and they are incredible...
Everyday is the same thing over and over again...
Roastie
Only weak people need significant others
"Onii-chan, I don't want to go to school any more. I want to stay home all day like you."
Hentai
THE SOY IS STRONG IN THIS ONE
Oh fuck it's happening lads. Some french Jow Forumsack is about to shoot up a school
Is it possible to lose weight just by masturbating a few hours a day? It burns calais, right?
Kiid reaches into back of van
I wanted to start eating healthy today so I bought an Apple to it it for the first time
Is it even healthy to be here?
Thoughtss on her robots?
What level of hell you going to robots?
What do you guys think of ER? Do you think he could have had a qt gf if he just put himself out there more...
Any petty thieves in this shit board...
Motorcycle thread
If women are having more sex than ever thanks to sexual liberation, why are there so many male virgins?
Instead of whining about being a virgin why not just join tinder? you'll lose your v card easily
Femanons who have sent nudes
Fellow skellies, post your height, weight, and BMI. I'll start:
3am
Well? Would you suck a fat steamy amazing juicy LOG down your throt
Holy fuck! Remember the incest case a few months ago? They bailed out of jail and killed themselves together!
Does Jow Forums play any MMOs?
Bring back 8th grade
What do you do besides Jow Forums?
>a couple years ago I was running a business that made over a million dollars a year with 16 people working for me
TAKE THEM BACK
It's a lonely night tonight, robots. let's have a comfy thread
Got a calculus test tomorrow about integrals
What can you assume about pic related?
Now that the feds have B& Backpage and Craigslist where am I supposed to find escorts?
You kids nowadays
What are you going to hell for, user?
If you've never rejected a bitch who wanted you, then you're not a man
I'll answer any questions you have, with quick one line replies
Tfw this picture is accurate
It's time for your fate to be decided
Why don't you just lower your standards and get an average gf?
College fag here. Does anyone else not know what the fuck to major in...
Post your daily routine
Hey "nice guys" of Jow Forums, I want you to imagine something. Imagine liking a girl and she seems to like you back...
/comfy/ thread
Guys, I got drunk with my brother and that was a really bad idea. I have to work in three hours...
Anyone else here in love with their therapist?
Fuck off fembots
Do you remember his name? Let's see em robots
Dubs is the image i mass print and glue around town. Will post pics of results
FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
If this post is singles you'll loose your virginity TOMORROW
This is the best trap exercise ever. Been 2 months and I'm already super cute. Why haven't you taken the trappill...
Reiko here AMA
Who here on gay tinder
Just got back from browsing Crystal Cafe. Any other robots do this?
Why do normies like Harry Potter? It's so fucking stupid
Walk into your bedroom
There are 13-16 year old kids on here right now wasting time on a Thursday night
Friendly reminder nothing in life matters when you're a manlet and you're literally on par with some weird alien...
25+ thread
How do I stop being attracted to little girls...
/black feels/
Yeah user, I also struggle a lot with social situations, have poor self-esteem, tried to kill myself...
11-Year-Old Spanish Girl Gives Birth To 14-Year-Old Brother's Baby
/drugfeels/
I need attentions but actively go out of my way to ruin stuff once it gets comfy whats wrong with me
I WANT A MUFFY GF AND I WANT HER NOW
You must check these dubs or else you'll die in your sleep tonight
Ok, so what's the deal with the whole barbershop mythos in black culture? I genuinely don't get it...
Waifu Thread
Tfw you find yourself gravitating more and more to religion
"It's really nice to spend time with you, user. Why didn't you ask me out sooner?"
Are you what women want or are you human garbage?
Look at this huge monster white penis. Why don't mods like big white penises?
Barely too young to buy alcohol
Why did the last /mbti/ thread get deleted?
Ask a guy who lost his virginity in prison anything
Everyone has standards even if they say they don't. don't pretend like you'd literally date anyone available...
How do you make friends as an adult? I never had any when I was younger...
Lmagine fucking a blonde
I lifted my hardest for 4 fucking years, gave it my all. Blood, sweat, and tears. All for her...
Depression and Shit
Are any fembot like bdsm?and what do you like about it?
Unpopular opinions: Generally and for Jow Forums
/britfeel/
/UNI/ Thread
Post your scores lads
Be me
Who are you subscribed to R9K?
Screaming Into a Wind Tunnel
Looks like they all an hero'd
I just want a bunch of random pictures. Robots, show me what you got!
Why haven't you guys started exercising?
Redpill me on Tinder before I invest time on thinking of a bio
How does this make you feel?
What if I told you that I'm an actual girl? I've been lurking for a while
ATTENTION ALL STRAIGHT MEN. FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD, ALL COW-TITS BELONG TO LESBIAN WOMEN...
How fucked are we boys?
Males are obsolete
I never thought the day would come that i would be jealous of my sister over the boyfriend she has. i'm 27, a virgin...
Claims to like video games
NORMALFAGS
Mental Illnesses
OFFICIAL REIKO DOX
How the fuck do people work full time? I started a new job in an office this week and it's killing me...
For the uncut: do you pull back the foreskin to pee...
Why are white men SO WEAK
Can someone with a deep voice record a vocaroo saying "I love you son, I'm proud of you"
Hey Jow Forums Why aren't you a skinhead yet?
Just turned 21 today, about to drink straight vodka for the first time. Is this how you become a man?
Why haven't you become a trap yet? You don't even need hrt, you just need to get slim ,shave, and do some exercises...
hey kid, i'll give you a blowjob if you give me 20 bucks or something i don't know
My kid brother was just put on prozac and a part of me is incredibly upset about it...
How does a fembot get a bf? if it were you would you like to be approached? how would you like them to do it? gib tips
Anti-Jow Forumstards
NEETs/hikis/shut-ins who still live with their parents, what are your plans for the future...
Reiko did this
Slowly become more and more close to a girl I really like
Favorite Number
Tell me something interesting about yourself. Let's share interesting things about us
What's the worst thing you've ever consumed?
How do i get my oneitis off my mind bros? how long till these feelings fade?
Fembot Feels
If you could change your height by 2 inch's or peniz length by 2 inch's which would you choose?
/mbti/
We should make a lolcow type board for males
Do you robots ever get sad that you're lonely etc? Don't you ever have urges to make friends and have fun...
hey kid, I heard you're tired of life. I can help you with that
Every day billions of girls undress for a male counterpart...
Mentally ill soyboy beta decides to transition
What will an hero out feel like, what are the chances of failing at it with 9mm round...
Halp
They're now making anime about sluts fucking lanklets and tumblr is defending it on /a/
Why are girls so cruel? Fucking arpies
Is there a reason why fl*T subhumans haven't been chemically castrated yet?
Im a girl and my fav porn is seeing a bbw squash a smaller skinnier girl and kinda manhandle her. am a lesbian...
RED flags for women *definitive edition*
I know you're looking at r9k
/r9gay/
Femanon Thread
Just bought my first katana
What have you done to improve yourself today, user?
That feelerino when no girlfriend ;_;
Reaction image thread
Draft all males under 6 feet
What the fuck is his appeal?
Neet
Little sister comes home from school
Welp, I just got kicked out of my campus for playing music. A fucking song
This board should be a place to find comfort in our miseries...
Why do roasties cut their hair short when literally nobody likes it? Do they subconciously want to be men?
Yeah, it's another one of those threads
Should I make an appointment with the dentist
So who was in the wrong
A-user I'm sorry for stealing your moms jewelry to buy heroin
Tulpa server
/britfeel/
Attention:
So is reiko dead or what
Who /gayalienskull/ here
Awkward guy asked me out
Post what you're currently listening to and other anons judge you
I still sleep in the same bed as my mom and I'm 20 years old, anyone else still do this?
Is 1996 the most robot year to be born in?
My dick is 17x13,5cm (6.7x5.3 for the ameribots)
/drugfeel/
MY ROASTIE ROOM MATE USED MY BUTTER TO MAKE SOME PASTA SHIT BUT SHE LEFT IT IN THE KITCHEN WHAT CAN I PUT IN IT TO MAKE...
Lock Screen thread
Ywn eat a girl's ass in public
Why can't guys get this into their thick skulls?
Left or right? Choose carefully
Why are you shit eaters so terrible at making memes stop fucking posting you retards
What's your catchphrase robots? mine is:
Are millennials as bad as they seem?
Hey user!
Any former neets here who cares to share their success stories?
Soyboy recover thread
How does this make you feel robots?
List the things that make you physically appalling
Would you ever consider sharing your girlfriend with other men?
IT'S HAPPENING WORLD WAR 3 IS BEGINNING YEAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Tfw no Jow Forumstard bf
Can't get a gf because addicted to porn
ITT: Post your catchphrase
Robots
Tfw fembot
What's your excuse for not going to prom?
New video about Reiko
Why don't you grow out a mustache?
Is it bad if my ass is bleeding?
What would you do in this specific situation?
How long have you been on here?
He listens to lofi hip hop
Virgin women have a higher value than non-virgin women. Simple as that...
I am putting in my two weeks notice today to quit my job and start my own business...
Should I shave my pubes?
Any of you bots remember this kid?
What went so wrong? why are these icons still used...
Sister has mild autism
Final exams in a few weeks, these ones determine whether i get into uni or not
Hi Arcanine
Britfeel
Height and Weight Thread
Just got bullied by a group of 14yo girls on my way home, feel free to ask me anything
Be me
Does anyone know how it feels cuddle with a girl? are they as soft and warm as imagine they are?
Suicide
Tfw 5 inch benis
Tfw no loving gf to cook for you
/Italfeel/ - "Let's see what we can do with our own hands" Edition
Why are women so picky? Are they that easily controlled by their vaginas?
Stage 1: Anger
Be Mummy's 24 year old bouncy happy healthy 487lb baby boy
/mbti/
Movies'n'Feels
Christianity thread
If you're not an incel or blackpill. Why exactly are you here? The Internet is a huge fucking place...
I'm reiko, everything that's been said recently is bullshit, ama
How many of you lads are planning on getting a sex bot?
Why havent you accepted Jesus Christ into your heart yet, user?
Gender roles are bad
Society is ________
Met a girl on here
How come robots havent settled for a 5/10 yet?
/SIG/ - Self Improvement General
Let's have another bone chilling sentence thread
Good news, NEETS!
How do you survive NEET bots?
My entire life depended on what can be described as a coin flip...
The entire anime is nothing but sex metaphors and innuendo
Comfy Thread to chill in
Be me
When your crush is online on messenger
/BoRG/ Breakfast of Robots General
Sex outside of marriage is fine
ITT, we post people with confidence and a good sense of humor
Did anyone else unironically like the first season of Big Bang Theory?
To all those thinking that reiko blackmailed me
All this bussines with zuckerberg has proven one thing,it doesn`t matter how hard we try...
I just happened to know that my uncle is cheating on his wife. How can i make the situation even worse Jow Forums...
Anyone else here really depressed?
Cya later virgins, I'm flying the fuck outta here
Why aren't you worshipping some girl's feet?
Is balding a good enough reason to commit suicide or would people think I was vain...
Words can't hurt me
Have you ever asked out a girl user?
Femanons, please answer. Which bodytype to you prefer? Robots, please answer...
I'm about ready to give up on women...
Deleted all friends on discord
All these good looking guys can slap a girl's ass, choke her, and cum on her face...
Post stories of your mom being slutty
What's the last thing you've said to a girl?
/britfeel/
Why should we consider fl*t women as humans
Lol
People actually have sex
Why do we assume if someone is involuntarily celibate it's because they have a bad personality or they're not trying...
Which act is gayer?
Blackbot suffering
Don't fall for the gf meme, anons
R9k in a nutshell, there's a reason the real world won't accept you, you guys are the brother:
Music Thread
I don't know why I'm making a thread in just bored, go wild
Went to barber today
You've seen TWICE's new music video right r9k? What did you think?
Tfw chestlet
25+ Thread
She knows about the JQ! Do you think I can turn her to the dark side? What should I say next?
Can you heal a psychopath with love?
Entry level job
Can I fall in love with a tulpa...
Whats with all the faggots and sissies overrunning this board? I thought you guys were losers not faggots...
Hi r9k
/edgy/
Put gf in the bag an no one gets hurt
One chance at life
So what exactly do men feel "entitled" to?
After the honeymoon period wears off having a gf is hell
Be me
Anyone else here abused by a sociopath?
Trap General
Virgins and sex
COZY THREAD
Anyone else enjoy high art?
Fembots
Rate my team Jow Forums
Do you get neetbux or how do you pay for stuff?
Cashier
Mfw finally going to quit smoking weed every day
If youre a woman and a virgin please promise me youll lose it to a virgin guy
What is the ultimate food for NEETs in terms of taste, affordability, and comfy convenience?
I did a mental disorder test thing...
Yes goyim, fight for Israel and we will pay for HRT!
Be me
I cant say this publicly on social media so I'll say it here. I am going to kill myself if I remain a virgin past 25...
This is my favorite kind of bread, what do you guys get?
Is getting a cat gonna make me more happy or am I going to regret it and be stuck with it for 10-20 years?
I don't understand the anti-whore bill they just passed
Is anyone else more interested in the psychology of women than the women themselves? They're such bizarre creatures
Tfw no-one in your friend group would miss you if you left
Do you think that being in a relationship is likely to happen in future? I don't...
Black people can't be robots
Tfw you'll never be a super cute femboy
Does a woman derive any pleasure from having her anus penetrated?
2018
Boy, having a girlfriend must be nice
Morally would it be okay for an 18 year old & a 16 year old to be in a sexual relationship together?
How did women become so degenerate?
Reminder that abuse is a meme
>tfw I want double eyelids
Mexican girls are hide
/Suicide general/
If you are reading this I wanna be your little slut
So other people hurt me? That's their problem. Their character and actions are not mine...
This is the absolute state of manlets. How insecure can you faggots get?
Do you feel like all your posting here is inconsequential?
Current News on Reiko:
No joke, would any femanon take my virginity if i paid them $1000?
Have to do a 10 minute presentation for my Intro to Comm class tomorrow
Incel here
Why don't you settle for an objective 3/10?
All the money in the world
Does Jow Forums prefer Shaolin Shadowboxing or the Wu-Tang Sword style?
White women are ho
I found weed
Tfw there always will be people smarter than you
Stage 1: Anger
I really wish i had a friend that could go on adventures with me and look for supernatural stuff even if there isnt any
I'm starting to develop sympathies for fembots on this board
/r9gay/
This bitch rejected me for being asian