If youre a woman and a virgin please promise me youll lose it to a virgin guy

If youre a woman and a virgin please promise me youll lose it to a virgin guy.
Please femanons you dont need to be a notch in somebodys belt.

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yeah just lose it to me and be my wife

I lost mine to another girl. i'd rather be a dyke then fuck a beta virgin

then/than is important

That's my plan, not working out so great though.

Since you've accomplished the first step, you'll be wanting to do the second. I'm here for you, m'lady

Don't lose to a virgin manchild robot, it will be awful. Lose it to a Chad who knows what he's doing and will make you come multiple times.

To chad you mean nothing

Chad will treat you better than a robot.

>Chr*stcucks

KYS FAGGOT

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What about us voluntary virgin guys? There's literally no point in having sex unless it is with the one person you truly love, so I'm keeping mine for the slim chance of actually finding a wife for life!

why are virgins so concerned about loosing virginity. Personally, I'm glad I lost mine to a more experienced partner it took alot of the stress and awkwardness i was worried about out of the equation. She said "i get it and its cool if you bust fast just bust and then roll on another condom and keep going you wont be great your first time". stop making sex this glorified thing and just make it a thing you want stop worrying about what the other person will take away from the experience and fulfill your needs. unless a relationship is what you want in which case don't pursue a relationship in hopes of sex, pursue it in hopes of companionship and sex with come naturally

You just answered your own question, some people don't want to treat sex like a commodity, but as something special between two people who will cherish every moment of it, no matter how clumsy and awkward it may have been initially.

I'd rather just stay a virgin forever and continue telling people I'm asexual

then hunt a companion and stop prowling for pussy my guy
-local chad looking out for brad

beta fags

But I'm not prowling for pussy. I *am* looking for a lifetime partner, sex is unimportant. But as you can imagine those people are few and far between, often reclusive and it's quite difficult to convince them that you're not interested in a pump and dump.

And that's why you will die a virgin. Girls want sex in a relationship just like guys do. If you don't want to have sex, then girls will not want you.

If that is the way the world works, so be it, I care little.

You could always try to find a girl who is asexual like you are.

If youre a man and a virgin please promise me youll lose it to a virgin girl.
Please mascinons you dont need to be a notch in somebodys belt.

I promise! Although that was my plan to begin with.

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I swear to you, I will

I have rejected many sluts already, I'll continue to do the same until I find 'her'

>gets pumped and dumped
Really great treatment. Like royalty.

"oh OH YEAH hes the ONE I KNOW IT UHHHHHH IM COMING"
sluts are all the same

How much would you sell me your virginity?

You think a robot wouldn't pump and dump just the same if he could?

I lost my virginity to another virgin and I totally regret it. He sucked at sex, had no libido due to depression meds, and made me feel guilty for wanting it in the first place. If I could do it over again I would have told my young self to lose it to a Chad that could've given me a good time and a better memory that didn't give me self esteem issues for years

Most would probably get emotionally attached. I know I wouldn't because I don't plan on having premarital sex, but that's just me.

case in point. nigger

Chad here. I'll fix your sexual self esteem issues.

You're still a virgin in most beta virgins eyes

>woman
>virgin
Bruh any chick who wasn't home schooled or into crazy religious shit started experimenting with sex in middle school.

My virginity is not for sale, neither are my ideals, because without them I would have nothing left in life.

Do you smell it? That smell. A kind of smelly smell. The smelly smell that smells... smelly.
Shills.
>what?
SHILLS

>tfw didn't have my sexual awakening until I was about 16

Sexual awakening is the sickest thing i've ever heard.

>You think a robot wouldn't pump and dump just the same if he could?
Why the fuck? I want someone to spend the rest of my life with.

>I've been a slut since a child and I don't really mind who knows that fact about me. While boys my age were playing sports or videogames I was trying to find older men who were willing to fuck me :)

You mean woman (male)

Was it like pic related?

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Huh, I never knew that's what the expression "notch in somebody's belt" meant. Anyways, I guess it'd be nice to lose it to a virgin guy because it'd be cute to figure it all out together. With a non-virgin I think I'd feel weird, like I'm not performing to their standard or something cause I dunno what to do.

The delusion is real. Enjoy your lost heart

Um no? Robots still have bonding and will treat you really well becuase you are a special memory to him.

>Doesn't want extramarital sex
>Must be asexual
Are you okay user? You're supposed to let all that pussy soak on your dick, not seep into your brain.

Robots are damaged. They will get obsessive, clingy, dependent, or avoidant, emotionally unavailable and paranoid.

I know you have vested interests in this, but women really are better off having sex with an experienced man.

no penetration=virgin, sorry

>Clingy, dependent, obsessive are now bad things for a marriage.
>Wants all women to be sluts before marriage
user, maybe I'm old fashioned, but you really should learn a guy's name before you fuck himover for life.

Thanks for the flashbacks user

Don't be so harsh on him user, he probably had best intentions in mind. Though I must admit that I don't see sex as a necessity and I would honestly be fine with going without it for anything but utility, i.e. reproduction. On the other hand, if my wife had a higher libido than me, I'd give my damnedest to fulfill her, which causes me quite a lot of anxiety I consider that she could have something like a choking fetish, which I am simply too soft for.
I might just be too innocent for this world.

>Good intentions
>Promotes tremendous evil
I see what you mean, at least when he wanted women to become sluts, he was doing because he thought that it would bring them more physical pleasure, and as we all know; Physical pleasure is the only thing worth living for.

Eh? I was referring to his post about finding an asexual girl. Nevermind it.

>If he could
Exactly, society is structured for the common good, and when geiges comes all with his magic ring, it all falls apart. Social Accountability is more important than Chad doing whatever he can because he feels like it.

>tfw my older brother lost his virginity in middle school when he was 14
>I'm still a virgin at 19
just kill me famalamas

There is literally no reason for wanting to have a sexless relationship unless you are asexual.

I'm glad a deluded angry fucktard will never find a girl to marry and abuse.

But.. I'm technically not one :(
I've had... one :(

wow what a fucking mean bitch :(

correct

I would treat anyone qt so much better than chad - you just have to tell me when I'm being too needy or what behavior I need to change....
HAHAHA you are still falling for this shit? You're under 21, right?

I'm not. She broke my heart despite only being 18 (I was in my thirties). I never got to finish, had to pee before I could, never got back hard again had to leave in like 15 minutes or something to go home and well.... never got a second time

it's glorified because with thin women that don't have kids and aren't old it's very hard to get

rubber free sex mind you not that barrier having bullshit.

THE WHOLE POINT OF A RELATIONSHIP IS THAT YOU LIKE THAT PERSON NAKED TOO AND NOT JUST AS A FRIEND STUPID.

not all
the really super pretty ones that aren't stacy ironically wait until 18. sometimes they start super early like at 16

Does morality still exist, or have we killed god yet?

Get a trip you middle-aged sociopath, so I can filter you already.

You shit up every thread you are in.

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>HAHAHA you are still falling for this shit? You're under 21, right?
I'm not falling for it, I'm not under any delusion that there will be a woman for me, but a man can dream right? I'm 25.

"get a trip"
I don't like drugs
I don't have anywhere to go

Stop picking on me just because you're like 18
You just don't like that my life mirrors what yours will be.

There won't be. I'd long since given up on that.
There are no virgins outside of extremely religious chicks btw.

I hope you really love fat chicks and jesus.

>they would be the first notch in some beta's belt
Still nothin but a notch

I am 28 you autistic fuck.
Get a tripcode, you are obnoxious as fuck and extremely mentally ill, even by Jow Forums's standards.

Or better yet, fellate a shotgun.

not if they're cute!
They'll be more than a notch to me

No.
I'm not going to kill myself just because some blatantly obese, hateful piece of shit wants me to

Jesus at least help me fund a high class call girl first. Then I'll od by heroin in her arms after cuddling and stuff

Better?

Otherwise you have to deal with me until I die of natural causes.

Why do even ROBOTS hate autism? *Sigh* can we please have something OTHER htan suicide for me?

"mentally ill"
If a cute 21 year old or so being with me would instantly cure it... just by merit of romantic affection gosh, I wonder if *GASP*

I'M NOT ILL

HEY I KNOW! MAYBE ALL YOUR SUPPOSED TREATMENTS ARE THERE JUST TO MAKE PEOPLE SUFFER SO THEY WON'T KILL THEMSELVES AND A BUNCH OF KIKE FUCKS CAN MAKE SOME SHEKELS OFF OF CASTRATING BOYS AND MEN WITH THE JEW SSRI! :)

but hey, trolling the losers always works!

>he thinks you can't be alpha and want a lifetime relationship
I feel genuinely sorry for you.

Morality has nothing to do with sex, you idiot. We don't murder or rape because it's immoral. Two consenting adults having sex is perfectly moral. Getting buttmad about it is actually immoral.

LOOK AT HOW MUCH LESS "ILL" I AM NOW FROM BEING OUTED AS THIS ILL THING THAT I CAN'T GET AWAY FROM EVER BECAUSE IT IS ENTIRELY DEPENDENT ON OTHER PEOPLE'S PERCEPTIONS OF HOW I FEEL AND WHAT I NEED IN LIFE FOR HAPPINESS! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

Not a lifetime relationship, no. An alpha might get married for a few years, but he'll replace his wife with a younger model to make more kids every few years, until he has at least 3-4 separate families.

Or you know, you could treat the "mentally ill" just like everyone else instead of sequestering them on drugs that make them fatter, uglier, older, sexually dysfunctional and "content" with it

when your buddhist, hippie, obnoxious, kike inspired reilgulous bullshit "therapies" don't work because they're nothing but repackaged Joel Ostein/Tony Robbins bullshit about "disorders" and "thinking positive" and reframing

A LACK OF FURTHER PUNISHMENT IS NOT A REWARD AND THE BRAIN'S REWARD CENTERS HAVE NO REASON TO TREAT IT AS IF IT IS REWARDING

HOPE OR ATTENTION FROM A QT? NOW THAT'S REWARDING! :)

But hey, you can feel free to suggest any NON STEM professions that make lots of jew goldz that I could get yet one more degree in, since I'm going to be stuck leeching your tax dollars for life anyway and will never be able to get out of loan debt (it'll be discharged when I'm 60 no matter how much I owe) and I'll totally just, like.get another degree in it

ya happy yet you fucking stuck up troll? Well, are you?

alpha 1.0 is stupid anyway but 2.0 won't work for us betas :( I'm too beta and actually fucking NEED romance/loveylove. I can't detach and just treat women like shit/expendable. It's like looks/attraction alone are very rare for me anyway.

And I hate kids. I don't want any of anyone's.
morality is relative and subjective
we don't do it because fear of punishment/the inability to keep from being murdered/raped back.

>reddit spacing
Go back to where you belong faggot

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See what I mean?
This person is clearly unwell.

It's unsightly, just get a tripcode for the love of god.

I space so I can fucking see my own goddamn paragraphs

It's not reddit spacing. It's literally a fucking habit from being a goddamn writer by trade.

WHY WOULD MY PERSONALITY BE WELL WHEN I'M NOT GETTING ANY AFFECTION OR PUSS PUSS AND THE ONLY JOBS ARE MINIMUM WAGE STUPID!!??

Adultery is a sin. But let me guess, it's ((current year)), so we should throw all our morals out the window and use people for hedonistic depravity, right?

It's all in your imagination. It's just sex you bigot hymen fetishist, stop giving it weird moral meanings.

>writer by trade.
>WHY WOULD MY PERSONALITY BE WELL WHEN I'M NOT GETTING ANY AFFECTION OR PUSS PUSS AND THE ONLY JOBS ARE MINIMUM WAGE STUPID!!??
You are clearly an expert writer

>Implying I should follow some sandnigger religion.
>Implying a jew on a stick dictates my moral compass.

is that way.

>falling for the reddit spacing meme
you don't belong here

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>Two people in a committed relationship having sex is adultery
It's a good thing that mentally ill fuckwads like you don't make the rules.

Pretty sure Jesus would have been cool with premarital sex.

It has nothing to do with any religion, certainly that user used an ebil Christian word, but I have moral standards that I have set for myself. They are based upon the golden rule, I don't want X to be done upon me so I will not do X upon you. I don't want to be cheated on, as such I will not cheat. I do not understand why other people get offended because I have a set of morals.

Where do you come off conflating adultery with what the person you quoted posted?

He specifically said "two consenting adults."

Adultery is bad because of evolutionary pressures, first and foremost, morality is largely genetic that is being rationalized post hoc.

It's adultery because they didn't ask his consent.

I don't see any such implication. No third party was mentioned in the posts. You probably looked to much into it and I misconstrued, all in all, a waste of time.

Microchimerism. That dna stays with her forever and her children are forever tainted.

That does not occur in humans and it's been sumarily debunked multiple times.
One infinitychan post from an anonymous poster does not constitute evidence.

>not being lustful makes you mentally ill
>religion is Jow Forums's fault
Autism

It all goes back to EXTRAmarital sex, if you are acquainted with Latin that means sex outside of marriage, since my marriage would theoretically last a lifetime the only way to have sex outside of marriage would be through adultery.

First of all it's a meme. Second, what would Jesus know about it anyway?

Admittedly at some point an user may have confused extramarital with premarital, but I was considering the comment chain from that point onwards.

Wanting to kill everyone who has sex makes you mentally ill.

I'm not writing here for you, fag
WTF is with you people against spaces...

i lost mine to a virgin guy, but now im worried that we wont stay together forever, and i feel terrible for having given it to him. and then i feel guilty for feeling bad because i love him and we are still together.

>tell user I'm against sexual promiscuity and think people should be chaste instead
>user screams that I want to murder people for being promiscuous

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He's probably already cheating on you so you might as well get it over with.

Don't worry so much, hun! Doubt is an ugly little parasite that burrows into your brain and feeds of insecurity, be honest with your feelings, if there's something to actually worry about, address it with him for that is the only way he can know about it and change it for the better!

Gay sex doesn't count
Oregano

Doubt is correct.
Probably is.
Yep.
Jesus was a hypocrite

I want at least one of us to know what to do, because I don't.

Sex is not rocket science
You just take it slow and let him put his penis in your vagoo and have sex slow like an r&b video