Cashier

Not everyone carries id everywhere they go. Here the rule is looking under 25 but sometimes 21

This could actually be seen as a good deed. It could really make someone's day. But I suppose it could piss them off if they really want thier booze and have no ID on them

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Why the fuck wouldnt you carry around your id? It should be in your fucking wallet.

Unless you directly speak to you everyone is a fucking blur, I dont consider what you look like until you've done something to make yourself stand out IE Steal from me, or talk to me casually in a way that isnt nodding and saying nothing as you buy your liquor.

Stop getting autistic because im doing my job, it takes 3 seconds to show me your id. Literally just lift up your wallet and show me your god damned birthday.

30+ Women always like being asked for ID, no exceptions, ive never had a woman be angry at me for asking.

30+ men do like it as well.

I suspect that he's an American. Americans hate having IDs on them for some reason. Hell, majority of them don't even have passports.

Uh you fucking faggots just grow a big bushy stallin mustache

Seconding. Give us your best shart in mart stories.

But you won't accept me flashing it, because I HAVE engaged you the assumption is nerviousness because i'm underage, when actually it's just my attempt to interact with someone failing. >I need to scan it
I refuse to compromise on wallets to make handing my papers to you more convenient.

Passports are even less needed than IDs. The massive wait time and expense for something you know you don't have the financial ability to ever use becomes simply virtue signalling to have. A passport to someone in the country is the same as that used manual for a ferrari you bought off ebay, except it expires.

You massive faggot(s). Christ when I still worked retail there were about a million of you clock gobbling faggots with a false sense of grandeur, you thought just because your beat ass came in and spent $10 on product I would remember you like your Jesus Christ himself.
You were always surprised to when I forgot your ass in a sea of 100-1000+ customers I see in a day, like your existence is my whole reason for getting up in the morning...

So let me just say FUCK. YOU., I got paid 11 fucking dollars an hour, so unless you drop hundreds as a personal tip for me, then just pay for your cheap shit and fuck off, if you think your getting $200 an hour service when I get paid dogshit you have got another thing coming buddy, hope you catch your wife fucking Jamal tonight because we know if I can't stand you for 5 fucking minutes your wife is 100% sick of your shit and looking elsewhere.
>eat shit and die you massive faggot

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Spoken like a true manlet. Rope + neck, little buddy

Is this pasta? Holy fucking cringe if not

>tfw cashier or waiter doesn't ask for my ID
I'm 23, feels bad man. I can't imagine actually being INSULTED by someone asking for it.
I have to ask people for their ID's sometimes at my job and it's strange how many people are driving around without a license, or they will just leave it in their car for some reason and act like it's my fucking fault somehow.

>tfw 5'7 and 25
>permanent babyface
>get carded literally everywhere, even at walmart for buying lighters

It's not a big deal. Actually it offers a chance to strike up some small talk with the cashier if they're a cute girl or something, they're always surprised how old I really am.

I didn't even asked youg girls for their ID when they wen't for vodka or tekila., unless the security guard was watching. I guess it is just an american thing.

>passed the test
I appreciate it, I really do. I worked the same retail for 10 years, and unlike convenience, people would come back and scream at me that the thing they said they wanted, was incorrect, and I should be fired for pointing out where in the asle to find their clearly incorrect part.
I shop small stores because i'm a raging alcoholic and loyal. I know the owners and most employees of everywhere I pump my few hundred a week into, but still expect them to not know me. I just wanted to bitch from the other side because I miss small towns where everyone is a bartender and knows your kids names. The convience store experience in a city is, at best, de-humanizing.

I genuinly wish you the best of luck, don't let them get you (as they did me) creating a life where there is no liquor store you are not pleasantly greeted at.

Retail life, um, changes people.

Respect brother.

I had people scream at me for
>smiling
>to impress their husband/wife
>asking if they were "finding everything ok"
>being "racist" (bet your ass I followed that beaner in his saggy pants and hoodie till he left since he had stolen 3 times b4)
>for, and I quote, "eyeballin muh gerrrrl"
his "gerrrrl" was a 400lb hamplanet I thought was going to have a heart attack she was wheezing so hard and he was a hillbilly who's beer gut=my body weight.
The amount of stories I have could fill a book.... thank God I never have to do it again and I got out b4 I went postal.

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>The amount of stories I have could fill a book
Well how about some?

Most of mine are longer, but I did bet a customer I was right on the part he needed, he came back an hour later with a 6pack (per our bet) and drank one with him between ringing up lesser customers. The owner removed the seating area next week.

>tfw muslim so only cops ask for my ID to see if I'm allowed in the country

Don't you mean sandnigger? It's not like you can tell someone's religion, unless he's wearing a religious garb constantly.