Be me

>be me
>be thirsty
>drink water
>still thirsty

Did I fucked up ?
Did I fell for the /water/ meme ?

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nigga you're not supposed to actually DRINK the water!

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>did I fucked up
>did I fell for
Phonefag you should leave our fucking board. This is the darknet faggot, you should go back to clearnet.

you're probably sodium deficient

What a fucking dumbass
Oregenno

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drink juice it doesnt contain water

was it wet enough? try wetting it.

there is no tutorial on how to wet water on youtube

>HE ACTUALLY DRANK IT
rip OP

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Now you are a gay frog

What if I told you that, all posters are phone posters?

You should stop drinking water immediately. Try hydrogen peroxide instead. It does a body good.

ok OP here update on the situation
>30 minutes since the incident
>nothing really happening
>start to worry a bit
>suddenly feel something weird under my stomach
>some yellow drops pour out of my penis

don't really know what it is, should I go to the doctor ?

Himalayan salt, buy it and add 1 tbsp per gallon. You can't absorb water into your cells without electrolytes.
youtube.com/watch?v=_9_0gRpt_ok&t=9s

>wake up
>drink water
>tongue seems to reject any hydration
>brush teeth
>drink water again
>tongue still feels weird after covering it in liquid
what gives

you really fucke up there kid

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>drink water
>it turns to liquid gold in my mouth
someone help I want this to stop

lmao OP doesn't even know how fucked he is

Tonight I will sleep well.

You need to swallow the water also.

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Come at me Wojack brah I'm shredded

Leave me alone, wojak
Please, I don't need any more paranormal shit right now

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You drink so much shit that when you actually drink water, you're body makes you thirsty so you'll drink more water.

>mfw when water enters his body

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When I get thirsty, I tend to drink at least 4 1.5l bottles of water. Getting fit will do that to you

>fell for the water meme

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAaaaaaa

Tfw been drinking water for at least 2 weeks now
How fucked am i lad?

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you're supposed to drink water before you even get thirsty
enjoy your inflamed kidneys in 10-15 years lmao

Better go see the local shaman

user you need to go see a doctor right now before anything gets worse

>not realising water is actualy a chemical

DIDNT YOU LEARN YOUR SAFTEY OP, DONT DRINK CHEMICALS! U FUCKED NOW

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Doesn't there need to be ions in the water for you to actually be quenched? Or something like that

I drank a lot oft water for some weeks and then went to the doctor. It was Diabetes.

>you're body

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absolute madman actually drank it

rip in peace OP

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1. Drink tap water
2. Turn into grill
3. ???
4. Profit

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that can happen for several reasons, including:
>you drank water from other than your usual water source
>early signs of diabetes
if it persists, call your doc and test for diabetes
if you wake up at night due to thirst, despite being hydrated, then it's another sign of diabetes

>He fell for the water meme
>He fell for the oxygen meme

It's your body screaming for more. You aren't drinking enough. Try drinking an entire gallon slowly over the course of a day. You will feel sated and sleep better.

leave me alone, Wojak
Come fight me, bitch, you fucking won't.

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Leave me alone wojack
It's my birthday today

Leave me alone Wojak
desu mesu

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He actually DRANK the water...

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pc is just like a bigger phone

happy birthday user :)
origonali postironali

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I dare you to come cunt

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Leave me alone, Wojak
I'm not looking for paranormal shit right now, there's a reason why i'm at Jow Forums right now

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