Went to barber today

Why are black barbers so damn good? I go to the most hood-tier place in my city to get my haircut (for reference I live in Austin, so east Austin isn't nearly as bad as say - Southside Chicago).

i would find it flattering if i was gay but i only got a haircut because my hair was so long it was constantly in my eyes and i was always brushing it back and i got sick of it

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You missed out man
You could be getting free haircuts for the rest of your life if you just sucked his cock after work

im terrified of any sexual intimacy, man or woman

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I feel like I'm bi curious but there's no way in hell I'm telling that to anyone.
Partly out of shame, partly out of fear.

I am about to go to the barber
Wish me luck Anons

I sometime wonder if i'm bi, but then I remember that it's a combination of and autism

oh and the fact that I really just want somebody to care about me. I find cocks pretty gross desu. Oh well

>Be me as a teen
>Awkward, almost non verbal during haircut
>Couldn't look at my own reflection
>Pathetic excuse for human being

>As a tranny in mid twenties
>Banting with the women who work there
>Talk about everything going on in our lives
>Get excited when I see my qt haircut in the mirror

I just dunno man

lmao, kill yourself you mentally ill faggot

My barber is my mums friend - meaning I've known him for years and no small talk is needed.

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Holy fuck, same

I doubt that your bi, you've just been alone for so long that you will take any kind of positive attention, even if it's from faggots.

Nah, I'll pass. What you think of them apples

> i didnt look in the mirror at the reflection of myself during the entire haircut and awkwardly paid and thanked him when i left

Me every time. Can't stand looking at myself in the mirror.

When you're a 40 year old monster, you'll regret your life. Those apples are scrumptious enough to keep me satisfied.

Then we're both satisfied

>mummy wants me to get a haircut
>says I look like a medieval European, and i'll never get gf looking like that
>I know shes right, but I won't get a gf either way
>informs she has already setup a appointment with her friend and I have to go.
>I go since I'm not paying for it.
>arrive at barber shop with mummy
>get greeted by a blonde milf with big tits
>asks me what haircut I want.
>Schutzstaffel my shit up senpai
>mummy leaves to go shopping
>milf starts small talk
>tells me about some black guy with mental illness that robbed her store on a few occasions
>start talking about race realism
>I can feel her tits on the back of my head
>uncomfortable.jpg
>says I look attractive with short hair, asks if I have a gf.
>tell her no, she asks why not?
>I think to myself if I can talk about race realism with her, then I guess I can tell her that interacting with women is too hard due to them behaving too different then men and therefor I cannot acquire a gf because women are too complicated to get along with as well as are a drain on my resources.
>completely sperg out
>she says, "just beee yourself, women like confidence"
>respond by saying ok, and I remain silent
>she does not bring up another topic
>mummy saves me by returning from shopping to small talk with her barber friend.

since then when I get a hair cut, she usually does not try to bring up any small talk, I think she thinks I am either mentally ill or a faggot, at least the back of my head now knows what tits feel like.

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I always ask about their family and holidays.. people like talking about themselves
Im a compulsive liar so i have no problem telling a story first aboutmy family and holidays before asking them

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What haircut should I get bros?
My entire life I've just been getting buzzcuts but it feels like a waste when I've got pretty decent hair.

are you white, the first thing I want to do when I go to America is get a haircut at a black barber to see what it's like

get ready for a major greeting with handshakes also the good ones are close to places considered ghetto although everyone is friendly so don't be a dickhead and shout or start fights and no one touches you also and don't act suspicious cops are assholes and remember to tip a bit although most barbers don't mind it, it does make their day and that'show you get a nice haircut

>go to barber
>she doesn't attempt small talk because she barely knows English

>not buzzing your hair off once a year
NORMIES GET OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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I tell them that they'll get a nicer tip if they keep their fucking mouths shut. Works like a charm.

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>tipping barbers
kek

Don't worry, I don't even do it that often as the temptation to open their fucking mouths for small talk overwhelms them.

The fat autist sperg for not walking right out the place. Bet he even paid, perhaps even tipped.

The sperg is the one paying

>I don't blame her, I know she was just trying to be friendly and nice but I don't really want to talk to you. Just do your job

Unfortunately normies have no understanding of the value of silence because they approach death with the fear a small child does: irrational and unaccepting. Reflection is their enemy. Thus, it is expected in service-oriented professions like hair cutting that the service provider make "small talk". She _is_ doing her job when she discusses trivial things with you.

>long overdue for haircut
>non 24 hour circadian rhythm and 9-5 job
>usually wake up around 3-5pm on Saturday

They never have 24/7 hair cutter places. It's annoying but whatever. I'll just have to stay up really late Friday probably