What's the last thing you've said to a girl?

"I'll come have dinner later when I'm hungry, mom"

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"kk"
A chad is now in the thread

>I go to the grocery store
Of all the things you could've said user and you chose that.
Probably would've gotten a better reaction if you told her you sit at home jerking off to anime girls.

The reason she asked in the first place is because I don't show up to courses often and I never show up to the bars or anything around town where people hang out, it's a pretty small town

I really just couldn't think of a lie so I answered honestly. I do drive my car around alone pointlessly and listen to the radio to pass the time but I was too embarrassed to tell her that so I just mentioned the grocery store.

>bye user!
you.. you too

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"See you guys"
A good 7-10 minutes ago.

Thanks mom
Oregano
Origami

I can't even remember it has been that long

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>"fuck you"
To my little sister a few minutes ago, it was in a joking matter though.
If we're talking about someone I'm not related to:
>"haha y-yeah"
Last week when some grill told me how cute my dog is,

>hey sweet hat dude :)
>thanks haha

>tfw lived in japan and absolutely loved this game.
>tfw i'll never play it again

"I probably will wear white sneakers for the wedding. Oh yeah, should i go get my dress made?"

getting married in a few months but will have the ceremony around this time next year.

whoops sorry, misread OP's topic.

last thing i said before that message was

"i hate heels"

>No problem
She was apologizing for being in my way while she mopped. This was 3 weeks ago

>alright see you tomorrow
I'm going to see her in a few hours

We'll meet again when you have AIDS and carry an unwanted child

"I'm too tired to keep talking. Let's continue this convo tomorrow"
"cya"

I don't actually remember anymore.

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Should have just said "I drive."

"It's your bf's duty to pay for your Muh Fancy Dinner. Also, it was your choice to date a NEET".

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Nothing noteworthy, that's for sure. I don't know any outside of work, I am so pathetic, help me

"I'm fine" which was after she asked if I'm doing ok because I didn't say anything the entire class during the group work since Chad was talking to her the entire time and making her laugh. I wish I was better at talking to girls

I'd like a number three with a coke

The best part is that Chads are all retarded so they just don't think about what they're saying and how dumb they sound.

does it really matter what they are saying? the girl isn't listening only looking and primping

That doesn't make me feel any better. Left class super depressed and put a gun to my head for the 100th time. Wish I had the courage to just do it

This is true, all they want is some jacked idiot to fuck them
Don't worry about it lad, most of them are whores anyway, not worth going after

Yeah. And what's even more fucked up is that I tried going for her in the past and she never laughed at anything I said and eventually told me she's not interested.

Well there's your proof that she ain't even worth worrying about.

to my little sister:
>"ez"
context:
she said she wants to visit me in june

non-relative girl:
>"thanks bb"
context:
girlfriend said i look nice

non-girlfriend/relative
>"troo"
context:
>she was justifying why her party wasn't viable because it was a weekday

things i've realised upon this reflection:
>abivilance has made me a successful normie

Probably a food order

Past that and to a girl I wasn't closely related to?
It's been too long I don't remember

At least I got her snapchat so I just jack off to her story whenever she posts hot pics. I've sent her a lot of pics on there and she has never sent me one. Probably sending nudes to Chad. Fucking slut

Good morning, sweety.

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And what did your mom say back?

Gotten some good faps out of it or nah?

I said word for word
"You dare profane Papa Stalin?! You know what "Gulag" is bitch? I'll send you there!"
Bitch insulted Stalin and the USSR,

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Oh yeah. She's posted really slutty pics in shorts, some with her belly showing, a lot with her ass out.

You call your mom, sweety?

>sounds good, see you later

"Your tea is ready."

haha fr*ggin epic bro

Thank you and goodbye.

a disappointingly underrated post

I went up to a girl and introduced myself. She took one look at me, gave a smug grin, then said "no thanks" and walked away. I really fucking hate having to bear the burden of approaching first.

Its been so long i cant remember. Fuck i dont even as much have a girl's phone number on my phone.

"grated manchego"

That would be a great response but unfortunately I'm European and we weren't having the discourse in English

>well yes I do want a family, but not right now

My answer to my thai stepmother asking if I want her to hit me up with her 16 year old sister.

video related
youtube.com/watch?v=4tp34iWkr8Y

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Shit, hook me up if you're gonna be a faggot

>he doesnt call his mom sweety

>I'm perfectly fine to drive, give me my car keys back

something along the lines of 'I never want to speak to you again'

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>Friend: I haven't read the question about children obesity
>Me: If you want to see obesity, look at yourself on the mirror

We study together.

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>Her: So you're gonna get wasted tonight?
>Me: No, I'm just gonna sleep. I'm fucking tired.
>Her: Ah, ok. Well, see ya.

"once upon a time" you "studied" togeter

MODS

pic related

are you 13 or are you 12?

OMG

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i could probably write an essay on why i type like a 12-13 year old to women, but TL:DR is that i am apprehensive about letting women know i give a fuck

No need for an essay. This pic explains everything

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Cheers munchkin

>what's the last thing you've said to a girl?
Ciao

"We should talk over the phone on the weekend"

After that she blocked me on snapchat....

Night, love you

Get out of here normie. Your kind doesn't belong here....... you lucky bastard.

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:^) ebic meme brokowsky

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"yeah haha"

i think most girls actually like me.

A better approach would be
"We should grab a drink or some lunch this saturday"

"later, hater" to my friends gf as I was leaving their house.

>So it wasn't me?
Broke up with me. Told me some bullshit on how she doesn't want a relationship

Girls are easy to talk to if they're one of the ones who try to pretend to be nice and considerate so they seem like decent people, which is most of them. Then they HAVE to humor you, ask a (stupid) question, pretend to be interested.
It's the ones who accept their role as meat sleeves that will disparage or insult you. They know what they're about

That's a great way to live your life user, objectifying women

can't trick me, user. women are objects

See you tomorrow Cakes

And so are you, an object of unworthy proportions.

>tfw no dauteru

Last thing I said

>whatever

>Jubeat
FUCKING CASUAL REEEE

You can emulate it on pc, there are better rhythm games out there too. If you're a rich fag you can buy an arcade controller for a couple hundred bucks.

it works better if you use goto
>whats goto user?

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Get a non-autistic hobby

Not counting family members about 2 months ago a random girl at my uni asked me to look after her stuff so she could go and come back to the library.

Last thing I said was ok

Last time I asked that a girl replied with "I just wanna be friends"

Girls are not easy to talk to at all. I struggle and choke all the time while talking to them

I asked her if we can meet the friday morning so she can suck me before she goes to work
She told me yes, no problem
This may sound too chadlike, so I would like to point she's an overweight spic single mom
Anyways, have some tits

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"KYS YOU FAT FUCKING CUNT"

Tits like these always weirded me out. Very small nipples and really seemingly faded out areola. They never looked right to me.

I think they look right, but this may suit your taste better

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Nipples aint perky enough. Areola to huge but better. Maybe I just aint too fond of huge jugs.

this webm makes me angry

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"I have to leave, bye"
~50 min ago...
Am I a robot?

Why are you dating a neet btw

i can't remember. single mother in one of my classes asked me some question and i gave her a nondescript response, enough to satisfy her but not enough to make her want to continue talking to me

Why do couples film themselves doing this dumb shit?

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