Cya later virgins, I'm flying the fuck outta here

Cya later virgins, I'm flying the fuck outta here.

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why would you say the last part...
why???

>that response
nah you're staying here buddy.

you have completely ruined it and the fact they probably know your behavior already means they are probably just as bad if not worse.
can't say this way a win of any sort.

What the fuck is that response, good job buddy you remain a virgin.

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WTF was that? You aren't going anywhere

You flew too close to the sun and fucked up your wings

>probably
>tfw....
you are so fucked you delusional retard

You ROYALLY fucked that up, g fucking g

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>that response.
yeah you're not getting any

>she left you on read at 11:44
>you also say that at 11:47
Good god

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stop talking to my girls

> last text

GET YOUR ASS RIGHT BACK HERE NOW

Wowww...i feel bad for using fucking smiley faces....
This is bait right?

u did nothing wrong be yourself. who cares find another pussy, ignore the soyboy choir.

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>girl sends me heaps of horny pictures
>only send her a photo of my coffee machine and a cuppacino I made

Be a bit different but confident and they froth on it

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So how did she respond to that user?

>itt we laugh at OP thinking he is leaving here
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *inhales* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I FUCKING CAN'T MAN BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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oHOHOHOHOHOHHHH AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

look at that chat look at that wow oh oh NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

>tfw another human being appreciates you

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