Be me

Wtf this happened to me when I was underaged. Female dental assistants must be super bored in their lives, or they're all shota hunters

In a professional context its also normal not to get hard. Yet if you were to be having a deep conversation with a qt and she bumps your inner knee *cue boner*

age? I'm not even attracted to meat bag women anymore. I'm 26 soon 27.

lol that happened to me also

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no one over the age of 13 posts on r9k

I really wish this is how real life was. Maybe if you're a muscular Chad

Happened with me a lot of times, but my boners aren't very noticeable. One time I saw the assistant smile a little and hide it with her hand. I think she noticed it was smol.

>go dentist
>petite qt dentist has a hard time to reach my back teeth over my belly and chest

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I was 16 or 17, dont remember. was slightly nervous id get a boner, but i stayed mostly calm
>he underestimates the power of having otherwise no female contact at all

>tfw never been to the dentist

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Come on, she is a medic, she knows it's just a natural reaction.

How do you know she noticed and what was her reaction?

t. Nigel
unique

Happened to me as well

>male assistant keeps his distant, everything goes fine
>female qt keeps pushing he thighs really hard against my shoulder and arm
>keep bending over in front of me to get the dental "tools"
>keeps making subtle lewd dental jokes

God damn it, I just wanted my teef fixed, not feels

im lucky. i have ED so something like that could never happen to me

if she's being lewd then that's harassment, could press charges

>have to get a physical for sports in highschool
>hadn't been to the doctor since I was a child
>can't see pediatrician anymore so mom finds me a new doctor
>get to office and waiting on table
>knock on the door
>in walks an extremely attractive woman with long straight black hair and blue eyes
>helloooonurse.jpg
>think she is the nurse until I see the white coat and she introduced herself as "doctor"
>realize she is about to fondle my balls for a few minutes and mentally prepare myself not to get aroused
>extremely difficult when you are 14 and horny constantly
>managed to get through procedure with only a half chub by thinking of math equations in my head
>Walk out into waiting area where my mom is
>Ask her if she knew she got me a female doctor
>She laughed as she realized what the doctor just did to me

I actually didn't mind going back for physicals every year though.

Interacting and having tiddies pressed against your face are two different things.

I just laughed it off and let my autism take care of the rest.

>lewd dental jokes
What?

>managed to get through procedure with only a half chub by thinking of math equations in my head
The Pythagorean theorem was never more useful

for example: "oh user i bet you like long things in your mouth right? haha"

Imagine being this much of a faggot.\

unsurprisingly unoriginal

It might result into unfortunate positive reinforcement. user could get boner whenever he saw a math equation.

i think this is how I became bi. I watched 99% point of view porn only since I started. so naturally I started to like the look of a penis

>math teacher writes something on board
>user slowly gets a chub
>Mrs. Math teacher w-what is the name of that equation
>Why its the quadratic formula
>Boner intensifies
>user scribbles it down in notebook and rips page out
>mrs. math teacher I need to use the restroom
>Ok user go
>user rushes out of the room with paper to stall
>rubs one out while screaming square root

so the penis inspection meme is real in murica?

Why do they need to grab your balls to give you a physical, in what way does this prepare you for sports?

Its not your dick its your nuts but yes
Its to check for hernias. If you have a hernia you could really mess yourself up playing sports