What's your excuse for not going to prom?

I live in a Muslim shithole

>no friends
>no gf
>social pariah
>paying 80 dollars just to attempt to fit in with normalfags for one night

No thanks

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i went to my prom and 2 different girls' proms you fucking losers

high school dropout and i wouldn't go there even if i had the chance.
>high school is the best time of your life
nobody says that user. high school for me was the closest thing to a prison

>nobody says that user.
they do. i don't think you heard it because you dropped out...

Fuck op you just reminded me when i went to prom by myself.
Now im cringing.
Fuck why did you that.
>dont look to the past, the dont look to the past, dont look to... Baaaaw!

Was a burnout, did drugs and didn't go to school. My life sucks now

It was expensive, somewhere between 60-100 dollars. Also there is no reason for me to go because I would have just awkwardly stood there with no one to talk to. I'm pretty sure I was studying for AP tests at the time as well.

Almost everybody at my prom went alone. It was a small school in a non-burger country.

But I did go and I hung out with my bros

I barely graduated, by the time prom rolled around I was done with that awful place.

I never regret not going. Fuck all that normie social shit.

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>Cunts wanted to make me pay 150 euros for that shit
>Didn't like anyone once secondary school was done
>fell out with normies once school was done
>Women choice was shit and considering I went to an all boys school it was impossible to get a date and they wanted the cucks to pay everything. Fuck that.
>implying I want to sit in a loud crowded shitty hotel and eat and drink with normies for 10 hours straight
Fuck off. I went and bought my new GPU and played a fuck ton of vidya. Didnt give a flying fuck.

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>nobody says that user.
My uncle said that to me when riding home from school. I responded that i fantasize about the place burning down every day.

There is nobody from class that will go and there won't be a single girl on prom

I went to prom in high school with the hottest chick in school
Afterwards her parents came to pick us up but I left and went to a party with some other sluts

Her parents literally made eye contact with me as I stepped in to the car full of girls and she got in her parents car with a big sad face, lmao. She still sucked my dick after and I was fwb with her for a while but as you can imagine her parents absolutely hated me
However her mum liked me and used to cook food for me and stuff, but her dad and brother hated me. Her brother also walked in on me getting my dick sucked in their living room too but he just pretended he didn't see anything, lol

But unfortunately I peaked at 20 so its been downhill since in terms of women

I fucked like 30 women before 20 years old
Spitroasted bitches at 15-16 years old
Fucked a 28 year old when I was 16
Made countless girls cheat on their boyfriends, etc

And now I lost all interest in women and haven't fucked a girl for like 5 years

riiight, user I believe you, that's probably why you ended up here. the main page of an image board for anonymous recovering nymphomaniacs

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I went.

Would have made no consequence to my life if I hadn't.

The only thing I remember is arguing with some guy in front of a crowd about how I wouldn't eat Malteasers out of Beyonce's ass whilst skirting round the issue that I don't find black women attractive.

I actually went, what a horrible time it was. My own date to prom didn't want to slow dance with me. Fucking hell.

am faggot with no friends

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Unironically I have mental issues but I've never had a problem fucking chicks
You should stop being such a faggot and maybe I would have helped you get laid

I'm not autistic how you might imagine regular 4channers but I've posted here since 16 anyway because it was always the place to be for raw emotion etc

But yeah yeah, I understand why you might not believe it or w.e.

I had no friends and no girl would have wanted to go with me so if I went I would have been alone the whole time

I feel you my dude.

>be me
>I contemplate going to prom by myself because of my friends and who even needs a fucking date?
>get pressured into asking out one girl because everyone else pretty much had a date already
>she's cute, big booty, but insanely annoying and bitter
>I ask her to prom and she says yes
>The entire month or so after that in preparation for prom is logistical hell with this woman and she's very bratty about it
>Prom finally comes around and she's still a bitch about everything
>Dancing finally starts and I instantly ditch her the whole night, I had had with her lmao

Oh nos! There goes my one and only opportunity to learn from the master himself!
The only faggotry that needs to be seized is (you)rs

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My country doesn't do prom.

>work at a high school
>prom this weekend
>hear kids talking about it, what they are going to wear, who is going with who, ect
>tfw missed out on my prom

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>went with a female as friends
>she literally left me at prom for one of my friends
>slept alone next to them at after party and heard them fucking
>she knew i was in love with her
>still think about it sometimes 10 years later

I keep screaming but god wont answer

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Gf dumped me a few weeks prior so I got fucked up on vodka and almost choked on my puke

Not bad user. I would up hanging at waffle House with some friends

Alright suit yourself

went to mine
wasn't as bad as i thought
still didnt have much fun

I wish I was face deep in her armpit

I think i spent prom night fishing for lobsters in runsscape

No regrets

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I didn't even go to prom. Fuck all that shitty music, dancing, and cheap women who only went with the "chads" or because they felt sorry for me.

Fuck ALLLLLLLLL that shit.

This writing style gives me the impression that you are still in middle/high school. You have got to be memeing right now

I didn't go to public school

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It doesn't exist in my country.

>no gf in highschool
what was the point

ayy fucking love Waffle House

I was homeless at the time

Based frogposter
origiono

I didn't see the point. My 3 friends all went together, you didn't need a female date to enjoy yourself at a prom ffs. Looking back I missed an opportunity to get drunk and have one last laugh with my friends, before never seeing them again after school finishes..

if you didn't peak in highschool you're not a robot

>bleeehuehue i didn't go to prom ... :(
normies go

No I'm 26. You sound bitter or jealous. This is Jow Forums faggot. I'm a better writer than you'll ever even hope to be, no doubt.

You're also a bigger faggot than everyone on this board, no doubt, so fuck off back on reddit

Incel rage.

i just said that i "wont go,because i dont want to" and they understood that.I was so confident with my decision that they couldnt even ask anything.
Felt like a chad for once.

>be me 18
>proom is approaching and i'm flirting with this hot cute redhead atrsie bitch (17y old)
>we were supposed to go together but like 2 weeks before the prom we kinda started hating each other dont remember why
>my friends and family forced me to go anyway
>In my country we have like a traditional dance in the beggining of prom
>Each class (about 30 people) had to dance in pair with their classmate
>the only girl left was the 2/10 fembot weeb.
>She knew she was discusting and just gave up on even trying to look decent
>We were the only 2 people left since noone fucking asked her out
>asked her out by actually saying: "ok so we're doing this ?"
Fast forward 2 weeks - prom night
>I have irritable bowel syndrome, IBS and had the worst fucking diarrhea in my life
>Still decided to go
>'my prom date entered the building'
>this stupid fucking retarded bitch was wearing a fucking elsa cosplay or something like that
>my mum was fucking rolling on the floor laughing and taking picture of this fat snow queen
>When the time for the traditional dance came I had to run to the bathroom (I was also puking all the time)
>Came running back to the dance fall the and they already started the dance
>this bitch was dancing alone
>decided to fuck it, be a good guy and joined her so she doesnt kill herself or smth
>later I was unable to do anything
>I couldn't eat for the whole night
>I couldn't dance or talk with anyone
>I actually felt like I was dying
>Several teachers approached me and accused me of taking drugs or being really fucked up
>After 8 terrible shits and 9 puking sessions I decided to call my bro and leave the fucking place at 1AM

To this day I regret even going there, but atleast I have a cool story.
ps the redhead cutie took the bluepill and became really trashy and shitty looking the following year so that's that.

Family forced me to go.
Sister got me so drunk I actually went to the dance floor by myself and embarassed myself with my wooden dance moves.
Didn't go to the afterparty tho, barely knew 5 people besides my classmates.

No gf, and it's retarded. Why the hell am I going to spend a bunch of money on a suit and lmshit, just to go somewhere I hate, full of people I hate, doing things I hate.

friend and I were banned from prom for joking about spiking a girl's drink... with weed.
we weren't going to go anyway so it was just funny

i refused to go, simple

I moved in with my boyfriend two weeks later so what would have been the point?

I finished school years ago..

mjhvcx

I spent $50 for a dinner dance the week prior instead, got a decent meal and a tv out of it.

My school is for "special" aka autistic people. We don't have a prom.

I was homeschooled. My parents didn't do homeschool prom. They had the good sense to know that such a thing is fucking stupid.

You sound real young son

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Does anyone else absolutely hate having your nipples touched? I hate the feeling. Mine are very sensitive. I'm 25 and never had a bf

>>be me, at the time i was 16
>>was not interested in going to prom originally
>>friend at the time had an extra ticket and she said hey come with me and my bf it'll be fun
>>i said ok, found a dress at goodwill
>>go to day of prom. Her older sister insists on doing my makeup
>>ok whatever. I don't wear much makep to begin with, but this chick was crazy into makeup and put what i swear was 100 kg of makeup on me. I ended up looking like a freaking clown.
>>i hated it so badly that when we got to the place i ran into the bathroom and started crying at how hideous it looked while trying to scrub it off (i was sensitive at the time and was super embarrased)
>>makeup is streaming down my face in rivers and now clown doesn't even begin to describe what it looked like
>>i tried to wipe it off with no luck
>>get out of the bathroom after trying to wipe makeup off
>>friend's older sis is pissed because I apparently "wasted money"
>>i spent the rest of the night hiding out at the snack table
>>and yep...to this day four years later i still hate makeup because of that

high school is a fucking joke. college was the best time of my life. legit can do whatever you want

Why aren't you dating me yet?

Because your a random internet person. You probably don't even live remotely close to me.

didn't think I would've enjoyed it. I don't like school dances and stuff like that, not my crowd.

You sound like a virgin
orginiiii

I'm a girl and went to the prom without a date.

>tfw I flew an r9k girl from canada in to be my prom date

I don't know if this is something I should be proud or ashamed of...

Nobody leaves near me, but there has to be a way ;_;

I live in Europe. Your probably american

Yeh. I should come back to my home country desu.

Full story?
organic watermelons

I straight up didn't want to.

There are things in life that I regret. Not going to prom, is not one of them, and never has been.

I have man boobs but I'm not fat. 5'11 and 150 pounds.

its not much of a story really, we just met on r9k omegle way back when it was good, clicked really well, and started an LDR that took me through my junior and senior years of highschool. We met up a handful of times during the relationship, at one point I stayed with her in canada for about a month's time.

It was cool though, bringing her to prom, because no one thought she was real. They thought she was a joke because there was no way in hell I could get a gf. But she showed up, met a ton of people from my class. She was anxious at first to go up and dance, and I thought it was stupid, but we wound up doing it and it was really fun.

All in all, prom seems really dumb from the outside, but if you did go with someone you love, it would've been an amazing experience.

Fuck you. Fuck you. Fuck you.
Fuck you.
FUCK you. fuck YOU. FUCK YOU. FUCK YOU.
FUUUUUUUCK
YOOOOOOUUUU

i never finished high school

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Never went because I only had acquaintances and I just avoided women. I didn't have time anyway. Was iin Belgium at the time racing. My life was pretty much study , train and race. I guess it was good missing it. Put in some strong perfomances. 3 yrs later i'm a continental level cyclist trying to make into a pro tour team.

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i didnt want to

had a girl find a girl to invite me to prom but i was just joking when i said i wanted to
i dont like wearing suits or anything that touches my upper neck like that

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I did. A girl asked me go to, it turned out she wanted me to see that her date was this ugly fuck.

There aren't proms in Italy

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I have no excuse, I tried everything:
>have oneitis during high school
>had already told her I was in love with her about a year prior
>decide I'm going to ask her to senior prom
>takes me about a week to figure out what I'm going to say, people did "promposals" but I decided that was too over the top and to just ask her directly
>day finally comes, I'm amazingly nervous
>have band class every day with her so I decide to approach her in the store room after class knowing it would be semi-empty
>ask if I can talk to her
>she just says sure
>swallow a lump in my throat and just do it
>"Listen, I-I know you're busy and everything so I'll make it quick: I wondered if you were going to prom?"
>oh fuck I messed it up already
>she turns and looks at me with her big brown eyes
>start melting and do my best to hold together
>"Why?"
>"N-no re-... I mean, are you going to prom or not? ... I mean... Do you want to go with me?"
>"Are you asking me on a date to prom user?"
>"Yes. Would you be my date to prom?"
>"I'm sorry... someone asked me literally this morning. No, really! ...And I already said I'd go with him, if you had asked me first I would've said yes. I wish I could tell you yes now but I can't change my answer on him now, he bought tickets and everything."
>"Oh..."
>"user, you didn't buy tickets too did you?"
>"Oh no, I only wanted to go with you so I figured I'd wait for your answer first since I wouldn't use them otherwise..."
>"I'm sorry user.."

I was in virtual school for junior and senior year of high school.

Prom is the whoreization of youngsters.
and clearly it only works with chads and stacies.

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Nor in Greece.
Fucking amerimongs

It's shit in my university.
Pic related sum up it well, it's filled with gay.

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>No friends
>Don't speak to a single girl
>Antisocial
I just wish I could get a job.

I paid 160$ and they kicked me out of prom because I missed 2 weeks of school fucking 2 month prior

holy shit your writing style gave me aids

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>mfw dropout

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I didn't know anybody at my school and dropped out.