ITT: Post your catchphrase
>Haha, y-yeah....
ITT: Post your catchphrase
Sebastian King
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John Kelly
>what a nightmare
Gavin Rogers
Today's the day [I'm going to go flying over the edge, I'm going to fucking kill myself, I'm going to burn this bitch to the ground, etc]!
I never do
John Martin
>"bazinga bazoom your dick is now a loom"
Hudson Sanders
Back atcha slick
Ryder Price
Why you scared?
Jaxson Martin
Remember, no talking no smiling.
Joseph Smith
"Well damn" is the one I use the most.
Gavin Gomez
>It'll all be good in a few years, I just have to be patient
"a thousand years later"
>J-Just a few years, y'know?
John Turner
>Don't blame me if it will be wrong.
or
>I am not sure, but i think its like that.
Mostly in uni when ppl ask questions because that only place where i meet ppl. The autistic part is that iam 95% of time correct, but still afraid that i somehow messed up and add those phrases.
Grayson James
"What?"
People keep berating me for saying this when they talk to me. "You heard me", "Why do you say that when you know what I said?".
Fuck off this is why I never speak to people
Carson Bailey
as you do/cas(ual)
Michael Mitchell
How goes /how you doing (not in a joey way)
Juan Nelson
>'Guess it didn't really matter, though
Alternatively
>Guess it was useless, anyways
Camden Miller
>I'm gonna have an aneurysm
Anger is my vice. That and getting high and beating off.
Nicholas Hughes
I got a lot of em.
Nice
Yes
Neato
Diddly darn doodle*
*I don't always say doodle
9.1% ooga booga
Samuel Barnes
>*sighs* that's what they tell me
Asher Scott
no u
originiaiaiai
Jack Jones
"Understandable"
it's like my reply to anything i don't want to talk about
Owen Harris
>post your catchphrase
I'm not autistic enough to have one of those. See you later losers.
Grayson Gonzalez
>bazinga or other meme variations
Just my shitty ironic catchphrase
Baloopa
Mason Gomez
>I shouldn't have done that
oregano
Cooper Ross
"Whad'ya hear, whad'ya say?"
Noah Richardson
I accidentally left some autistic name from when I was messing with someone. Why Jow Forums saves names is beyond me.
Jose Sullivan
"Soon I'll have the balls to drive off that cliff."
Landon Smith
Some insincere hearty laugh
Anthony Cooper
>Howdy folks
I started saying it as a joke before I moved to the Midwest because I thought everyone would talk like that l. No one talks like that but me and I'm a fucking coasty.
Colton Nguyen
I knew it had to be you.
Stop it.
Tyler Evans
Top tier. The essential robot catchphrase.
Relatable.
Edgy, whiny and cliche.
Funny shitpost.
Also funny.
Situational.
Can't think of too many scenarios that would warrant this, nor enough scenarios to make it a catchphrase.
Same here, but I like "Damn it!" a little more. Good catchphrase nonetheless.
Too long to be a catchphrase imo.
Edgy, delusional weeb.
Relatable as fuck.
That's a new one.
Casual. Pretty meh tier. Not good, but not bad either.
Edgy, whiny, whatever.
I like this one quite a lot.
44637578
No (You) for the namefag.
Hmmm. Drawing a blank on this one.
Simple, yet effective.
I used to say this one frequently when I was a teenager.
Pretty funny, even if it's ironic humor.
Good catchphrase.
This one is cool and stylistically retro.
Edgy, whiny, etc.
Same here.
Disgusting. I hope you lose your voice or something.
Jacob Long
>Heresy is paid with fire
When people say something that I do not agree with.
Hudson Turner
>O-oh....
>O-okay....
>[finger guns]
Gabriel Howard
Change it to "AYYYYY" and people will think you're charismatic
Wyatt James
God dammit it's not my fault, I didn't even mean to have a name there. I was messing with someone on another thread and I forgot to remove it. If I could delete and resend, I would.
Juan Perez
"Good good" is mine
Eli Cruz
>let's see what happens
basically a calm "geronimo" before doing things i have no idea how they will turn out, which at least used to be common
Christian Hill
I used to say "ayyyy" and my classmates looked at me weirdly... You can never win if you're that quiet kid.
Jayden Myers
>I'm 14 years old and everything is edgy
Dylan Morales
You didn't have to admit that.
Kevin Jenkins
>that quiet kid
no need to euphemize, youre just ugly m8
Nathan Gutierrez
>You've got to DESTROY HER user... Sexually! Oh my goddddddddd stick it in there and just fuckin UNF UNF UNF UNF DE LA UNF UNF DE LA UNF! I'm high as FUCK right holy shit tutti fruition I'm in a fucking high ass condition! Man you gotta get high and jack! off you ninni muggins! I'm high as a balloon!
Jackson Bennett
>I'm telling you
James Stewart
> coo
> theres your problem
> welp that's/he's/she's fucked
> It works
Brandon Adams
'yep'
oriegrnk
Ayden Phillips
no jodas weon
Brayden Phillips
>mhm
>what the fuck
Jayden Rogers
i say "x is for the week" a lot, i guess that'd be the closest thing i have to a catchphrase.
David Martin
>"Alright Iooks like we got a situation"
Juan Hughes
*weak
whoops
Benjamin Bell
I hate your kind fucking piss of shit
Connor Stewart
>wow
I've got a spot on impression of Eddy Wally and you know damn well I'm gonna use it
Jason Thomas
we have the same catchphrase
Daniel Morris
I say "cheers" a lot and I live in Georgia. People like it because i pull it off.
I also say "das it mane"
Ian James
Basically Yare yare daze in my language.
I'm such an autist I say it whenever I'm alone with somebody i don't know too well and the conversation comes to a stop.
I know it's pretty rude and shitty, but I just can't help it.
Isaac Wright
>tfw ywn have a cool gun dad catchphrase as "You be the judge"
Cooper Roberts
pizdec
blyat
jebany v rot
Dylan Foster
>"Oi fuck me cunt oof"
I'm not even aussie
William White
>"ha ha, yeah...."
>"yep"
>"alrighty.."
Isaiah Fisher
Kirra Queen Daisan no Bakudan. Bite Za Dusto.
Joseph Hernandez
(Halfway through a sentence)
>Ah, fuck it
Colton Long
"bloody/bleddy hell"
"dearie me"
Jonathan Wilson
Haha you Jojo guys have the best humor.
Jason Reed
>"Fuckin' A"
I normally use this when things go my way.
Parker Roberts
>l want to fucking kill myself.
Josiah Ross
> "shut up imbecile"
I overuse that shit with my friends
Christopher Carter
Qwey?
Jack Fisher
>"yeah I'm sure it'll be fine/it'll work out"
>"Yeah don't think about it too much"
Brody Collins
Unterpleb/unterpleb I use these to differentiate between well off vs not well off people who are working the same corporate job
Evan Allen
"It don't matter, none of this matters"
Originally origami
Isaiah Torres
My catchphrases are more like jokes which set you up to believe that I'm some sick asshole, but I'll say "Just joking", then add that I'm actually worse.
For example:
>I shouldn't have drank rum this morning.... Just joking, it was vodka.
>Im sorry I accidentally sent my dick pic to your sister. Nah im just messing with ya, it was your mother.
>I stole the handicapped parking the other day because I was in a rush.. Well, 2 handicapped parkings; I was really in a rush and didn't have time to park normal.
>I was in a hospital all loopy from the surgery and medication, and I was in a gown. They placed me in a kid area, and some kid with cancer saw my junk. It's awkward that he probably remembers having cancer and seeing a dick.. Just kidding he's dead.
Andrew Walker
"way to go champ"
how is this not original
Parker Perez
>thank you
or
>uhhhhhhh
if online
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Luis Bennett
>"pleasent"
>"acceptible"
>"adiquate"
Joseph Howard
"Oh no!" seems to work well for most things that happen to me
Jack James
>I'm gonna gut you alive and play around with your blood you sexy little whore hahahahaahahaha
Dylan Carter
>having a catchphrase
I'm too autismo for such chad stuff
Jason Wood
>Shit gets fucked up
Oooooof course
Carson Nguyen
>A hole's a hole
Something my daddy always told me
Liam Jones
When something bad happens:
" Ayyyyyyyyy
Charles Ross
>chad stuff
please, this is brad at best
Landon Allen
>I don't know
organs
Zachary Moore
>Aw, shucks
>Son of a gun
>Horsefeathers
It's what I said as a kid, and they were just sorta never replaced by shit, bitch, and hellfire.
Isaac Thompson
>*mumbles something under my breath*
Ayden Gomez
>mumbles something
>"What did you say, user? I couldn't hear you?"
>N-nothing.
Hudson Rivera
>ta-da
I started doing it when I was 16 mimicking Funny Valentine from Jojo
Mason Thompson
>"y-you too, thanks"
original post
Zachary Edwards
>"same"
even the bot thinks it's unoriginal
Alexander King
Let's get Schwifty XD
Nathaniel Martin
oof me too.
also "nice nice"
Michael Allen
fuck me in the ass
oh, wow.
that's nice
Caleb Martinez
>I will become the king of destruction
I mutter this one under my breath when I remember something painful, haha.
Ethan Campbell
>"Not much"
how i respond to everyone.
Gabriel Williams
"y-you too"
origami
(still not orginal)
Hunter Hughes
>oh boy..
All day
Chase Hernandez
Whenever I answer anyone ever in the affirmative, I say "hell yeah," kind of like how Charls says it in this video:
youtu.be
This thread gives me the idea of saying "based" all the time, so that I can shitpost on /tv/ in real life too
Dominic Torres
Baziba
Jaxon Lopez
>What did he mean by this?
I say this all the time to everyone
Isaac Peterson
Uh, sorry
Matthew Bell
>Good morning
It's never morning when I say it
Luis Clark
FOR FUCKS SAKE
apparnetly not original
Charles Howard
>unbelievable
O RI GI NO LO