List the things that make you physically appalling

>single lids (getting surgery to fix this soon)
>cephalically oriented lateral crura (in other words, slim nose bridge, bulbous/wide nasal tip) (might get surgery on this as well)
>eyebrows far up from my eyes
>one eyebrow is higher than the other
>eyebrows aren't as thick as I'd like them to be
>small forehead
>small chin
>small head
>ovalish, flattened facial structure
>short lashes pointing down
>black colored irsis
>no facial dimension
>bald spot on the upper right side just above my temple
>disportionate body
>lanky limbs
>beer belly
>chestlet
>buttless
>wonky boobs (one hangs, and one is much smaller than the other)
>hipless

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damn you sound pretty ugly my friend

The only thing holding me back from killing myself is getting plastic surgery

how old are you, seems like you'd have to be at least 25 to have racked up all these deformities

>Long hair with receding hairline at the temples
>milk pale skin, riddled with psoriasis plaques
>crooked yellow teeth
>weak chin
>overweight
>manlet
what do I win?

as a male:
>curvy thighs
>gyno
>stabismus
>big nose (but im not jewish)

Why not fix it by becoming a magical girl, user?

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Unfortunately I am a biological girl

At first i thought op was just being a roastie
But as i went down the list i realised the situation is dire

I wouldn't worry about mono lid desu op, i used to only date girls with monolid, It's the most criminally underrated feature cause it doesn't change much over time, so once you fall in love with their eyes you'll have that with them forever

Oh I forgot
>long neck
>visible eve's apple

post body pic, i am curious, nobody will make fun of you, we are all very nice :)

>we are all very nice

Bullshit, I got so much shit from robots for having non colored eyes

U can make anyone sound ugly as fuck by listing all these, bt yea u do sound pre ugly user kek

are you some kind of southeast asian humanoid?

Big nose
Deviated septum
Tiny hands
Big head
Developing a hunch at college

>black irises
Pics pls

Being 5'5 (165cm)

Can you be my gf and beat me daily please I don't care about looks I just want a girl to give me big red welts all over

They're so black you can't see my pupils

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Dios mio!
La Goblina de Las Americas...

Acne
Long unstyled hair
Unibrow (Too time consuming to pluck individually. I just trim it once a week)
Sparse pube-like facial hair
Somewhat bulbous nose
Underbite, yellow teeth (hidden because I never smile)
Ears stick out (long hair hides this)
Eyes close set
Pale

Even with all that, I don't actually find myself hideous. The ability of the mind to fool itself is wonderful. If I see myself in a photo at an angle I'm not used to though, holy shit.

>chestlet with one boob larger than the other
>large, bulbous nose
>eyes too close together
>yellow, translucent teeth from acid exposure
>thin upper lip
>large chin
>large forehead
>scrawny
>one eye slightly offset
hopefully, rhinoplasty will make my appearance more tolerable, but i look repulsive and often struggle to see myself as human.

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have you tried waxing your brows? that would decrease regrowth in the long run.

>manlet
>receded chin
>balding
>big nose
>bags under eyes
>patchy facial hair
>pale skin
>large skull

>eve's apple
add literal retard to that list of yours, OP.

>super skinny/scrawney
>acne

lol cant get this one reiko

Ok, visible larynx***, better, asshole?

>Dark red/brown kfc chicken skintone
>obese 290lbs
>greasy skin on back and face
>constantly sweating
>hair on top of feet and on toes
>hairy ass
>crooked ears,eyes,lips shape
>one eye more closed than the other
>acne scars
>yellow teeth
>dicklet - 6"

I am a very fucking ugly person. I am 100lbs, 6'2 and very fucking hairy, I am balding because of anorexia and have a very round and masculine face

Also, a few years ago I paid for plastic surgery to try and correct my large nose but it got fucked up and looks like shit. Now I kind of look like my left eye has a gravitational field and it is pushing my nose to the right side of my face, it is very crooked and doesn't look real. Sometimes my mother calls me 'skeletor with a superschnozz' as a joke and it makes me feel bad

Also to make it worse I am a LITERAL roastie. I have had sex with 2 people in my life but have basically always had floppy roast beef.

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Neat, like that one lanky faggot in that weird Monkey band.
Now this I gotta see.

Where did you get it done? How much did you pay? And what did you ask the surgeon to do with your nose?

Gyno. Nose large enough to consider a medical, banking or law career. Eyes so narrow people think I'm constantly squinting. Nasolabial folds. Asymmetrical skull.

I had it done in the Philippines by an unlicensed surgeon

In other words you're Asian

>nigger nose
>dark skin
>nappy hair
>tuberous boobs
>eyes too small
>eyebrows too naturally thick
>overweight
>narrow hips despite small waist

>frizzy thin hair
>acne no matter what I do
>scars from picking at acne when I was younger
>small wide set eyes
>black eyes
>hooded eyelids
>thick glasses I'm blind without
>small mouth
>fucked up teeth
>fat with small tits
>massive thighs

>massive thighs

>bad

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It is, finding pants is hard and because I have barely any tits I look super pear shaped.

>I look super pear shaped

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I used to be fat as a kid, but as a teenager I became thinner. Not skeleton, not fat, not fit, though tending a bit more to skeleton.
But for some reason my legs are still kinda fat. They are normally sized but whereas most people's legs would be "harder" mine are kinda wobbly. I don't know what to do, no amount of workout seems to get them less wobbly.