MY ROASTIE ROOM MATE USED MY BUTTER TO MAKE SOME PASTA SHIT BUT SHE LEFT IT IN THE KITCHEN WHAT CAN I PUT IN IT TO MAKE...

MY ROASTIE ROOM MATE USED MY BUTTER TO MAKE SOME PASTA SHIT BUT SHE LEFT IT IN THE KITCHEN WHAT CAN I PUT IN IT TO MAKE HER SICK DONT TOUCH MY THINGS YOU FUCKING WHORE

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Jack off into it

>Jack off into it
Jack off into it

Cyanide best medicine against thiefs

>>Jack off into it
>Jack off into it
Jack off into it

nut into it and take a full layer of, mix the cum and microwave it, then cool it down to its natural state and afterwards add top layer back on to avoid suspicion - please update and send pics

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>make butter shaped container
>melt butter so it's liquid
>put rat poison, literal shit, whatever you want into said container
>pour melted butter over your chosen poison
>let solidify, remove poisobutter and put it back where you found it
It's like you've never done this before user?

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winrar desu ne

GOING TO DO THIS, IT TAKES ME A WHILE TO NUT BUT I'LL TRY AND BE QUICK BEFORE SHE GETS BACK

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i do not condone this activity but putting eye drops into it will make her sick and throw up but putting too much in it can also kill you - wont be able to taste it

HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT YOU FUCKING MADMAN SEND PICTURES AND UPDATE PLEASE

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I hope it goes well user. Update us

Eye drops sometimes taste salty but not very noticeable

HE IS GOING TO MIX THE BUTTER WITH HIS CUM THE FUCKING MADMAN

FUCK she came back its not over yet though if the pasta is gone by the time i get out ill just cum in her milk instead, will update in about 10 minutes

OP YOU ARE GOD PLEASE POST PICS

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Top kek user
Post pics

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The roastie thing is a meme, it's a lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can't see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell" thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while my the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, it never smells.

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Why do you know so much about your family's genitals?

You have everyone on Jow Forums expecting you to do it lad. You can't larp. DO IT FOR US COMERADE, HURT THE COMMON ENEMY!

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Mrrrmmmm yes, let me get a nice waft of my father's fat penis

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My foreskin is intact but smells afew hour after i nut

UPDATE US PLEASE OP I NEED ANSWERS

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sorry i took so long i dont nut well under pressure so theres only a baby amount of cum, gonna check the coast is clear

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Fucken noice OP. Post a pic of you dumping it into whatever

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MIX WELL FOR OPTIMAL RESULTS

You better not back down now

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Enjoying looking at ur mom's pussy and smelling ur father's dick?

Film it and turn it into a webm user. GODSPEED

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Post pic of you dumping it in and mixing it in

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IT lS TIME

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HOLY SHlT HE DlD lT

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I SUGGESTED HE DO THIS AND MY AUTISM MIXED WITH HATE FOR ROASTEES HAS MADE ME AN EVIL MEGA MIND GOD SPEED OP

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FUCKING

LUNATIC
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sorry i'm a brainlet who doesn't know how to make webms, this is the best i could do i mixed it in real good. beta uprising starts now

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the absolute orginalo madman

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I AM SO PROUD OF YOU user

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OP you fucking madman, good lord
>INB4 v&

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/OURHERO/ how roasties can recover after this?

GODSPEED OP

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BWAHAHAHAHAHA THE MADMAN ACTUALLY FUCKING DID IT

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E X T R A C R E A M Y

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You are an evil genius. You are the god of the new world. A world where robots nut into roastie's food and post it on Jow Forums for others to laugh at.

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God fucking speed user god speed

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ONLY THE BEST OF THE BEST POSTS ON Jow Forums

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ahaha she's having alfredo tonight

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HOLY SHIT OP DELIVERED THIS IS THE GREATEST THING E V E R

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OH user YOU HANDSOME DELIVERING MAN

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OP PLEASE POST THE ROASTIES BACK.
Like take a quick pic of her hair or something.
anything. no need for face. take a pic of her backside/hair

Madman actually delivers

Put me in it

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Today OP was not a faggot, originaru

I'm glad to have been here to witness this. Thanks for delivering, OP.

Yes. Simultaneously.

This is going down in Jow Forums history and I'm glad to see OP deliver, thank you.

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Put me in the screencap, I am a traindriver

are you Swedish
ooganela

I have screenshotted the whole thread god speed op you fucking madman

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this proves absolutely nothing. you cunts are so gullible.

>>>Jack off into it
>>Jack off into it
>Jack off into it
Jack off into it

inshallah brother make those toasties pay

Seconding this. Need some proof of it actually being some roastie's dinner.

>GURGLELGYUFUJKKLLLAGHHHHHHH!!!!! STOP HAVING FUN!!!!!! FAKE FAKE FAKE!!!!!
Shut up, faggot.

Holy moly. He fucking did it.

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TAKE A PICTURE OF HER EATING THE PASTA

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Someone get me in the screencap I'm vegan

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FUCKING MADMAN KEEP DOING THE LORD'S WORK

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If you're struggling to take a pic of her eating pasta, just claim you're only trying to take a selfie with good lighting. Normalfags never question selfies.

King K. Rool will be in Smash 5. Now put me in the screencap for future anons to know when i'm right.

You fucking madman OP holy shit.

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>>>>Jack off into it
>>>Jack off into it
>>Jack off into it
>Jack off into it
Jack off into it

>>>>>Jack off into it
>>>>Jack off into it
>>>Jack off into it
>>Jack off into it
>Jack off into it
Jack off into it

>all these reddit fags posting reaction images and begging to be in the screenshot
with you varmen!

Look Reddit we did it!!!!!!!!!! :D

Include this post in the screencap whoever's making it.

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>butter shaped container
>butter shaped
>butter
>shaped
what the fuck shape is butter

usually a rectangle wrapped in aluminum

Meta
Edit: Thanks for all the upvotes
Edit: Wow, this blew up fast
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger :D

Hitler knows best

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>nutmix.png

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I'll see you lads on r/Jow Forums

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>Naming images before upload
>Phoneposting

Something smells.
And it's not semen...

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>mfw some mong on r/Jow Forums is gonna get a ton of upvotes just by screencapping this

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Holy shit he delivered

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Fucking hell user kek
Can you take a picture of her eating it?

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Tango down target neutralized

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I don't get it but le happy merchant so it's probably funny

fuck you nigger, I am from Jow Forums and wanna fuck you in the ass baby

make a throwaway and beat them to it, deny them of their reddit meme points

You don't get a pass
>You have to go back

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My fucking sides lmao

You've become an hero without anheroing. Kudos user

When is she going to eat this shit?

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Underage and a faggot.

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why is your cum bubbly

Bet she already did and realized what had happened and is currently beating the shit out of OP so he can't post pics.

maybe she loved it and user fucks the shit out of her

please add me in screencap

i didnt do it bc of reddit you faggot. get off this fucking board

OP is probably eating it by himself because he is a huge faggot.

>implying all mongs from r/Jow Forums aren't already here shitting this place up

>shadilay and have a (you) fellow kekistani!
god i hate r*ddit