>be femanon
>returning from school
>"w-would you like to eat pizza with me" said awkward 5/10 guy
>agree because I like pizza and I'm hungry
>set in nearly restaurant
>"nice place right?"
>yeaaa sure
>lower his head as if I just insulted him
>pizza arrives
>awk guy open pizza
>"t-take the first slice"
>eating first slice
>awk guy is not eating just staring at me
>eat 2 more then ask
>won't you eat ?
>r-right pick up slice but doesn't eat
>eat all slices left then stare at him for a moment
>only have taken one bite from his first slice
>uhh will you eat this?
>"n-no you can take it"
>eat it
>awkward silence
>umm thanks for the treat?
>"no problem"
>well I'll be leaving
>notice he want to say something
>do you want something?
>"let's eat here again sometimes"
>holding my laughter
>sure
>with a bright smile
>Ate pizza for free
>Kek
Awkward guy asked me out
Based femfatty
>Be fat male
Scowled by society
>Be fat female
Free pizza
Good for you femanon
Take this further. If he will pay for your food, then you can probably get him to eat your pussy and asshole if you just feign interest in his life by asking questions about it.
BASED
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Keep leading on the shitty beta orbiters. If they won't off themselves then at least you can leech their life force until they finally die.
Actually I'm based Femskiny
I haven't ate pizza in years
And I'm trying to gain weight
Smh
I'm socially awkward myself
I can only hope to find these more misfortune souls to drain their life energy
It was hard to read. Second hand embarrassment you could say.
Did you went though similar stuff that made you empathize with him ?
While this reeks of bait, it's sad that things like this actually happen to real life guys. I feel bad for the fuckers that put pussy on a pedestal and can't say anything bad to womyn cuz they delicate and shizzle.
>Thinking women do it for free food.
They do it so they can feel good about themselves. 99% of women have somekind of selfimage or confidence problem, so they use beta males for attention.
According to my research, some women are literally so vain they lead on people for actual food. Not pizza typically, more like mid-to-high end restaurants. Still.
There's nothing wrong with free pizza.
You say 5/10 but would you fuck him if he wasn't so awkward? Maybe he'll warm up after a while
You ate an entire fucking pizza god damn Op
He asked me though
I would never go to Someone and ask them if they want to treat me for free
Yep
That's not how I roll
I made it sound like I ate the entire thing in one setting but actually I've taken my time to eat it
Based femporky
Don't
These people are probably just as asshole as any asshole if they didn't feel powerless or inferior
No, you're both degenerate for different reasons. Him for being a weak, unattractive, floor mat of a man, and you for thinking you actually deserve better than that.
That is a pretty dangerous attitude. Saying that people who let themselves get taken advantage of probably deserve it just means that you can't complain if someone manipulates you into acting against your own best interests.
This is what you have to do femanon. Ask him next time after eating the pizza, do you want to fuck me tonight? Cuz that's what he was trying to tell you.
>I've taken my time to eat it
It's still an entire fucking pizza
me too OP, last time I went I saw a guy I kinda like while there and he came over and ate some pizza too. The guy that asked me didn't say anything so it must have been ok.
Do you imagine femanon? The cringe that I'm feeling now, I'm that guy who bought you the pizza. I coudn't say anything.
If you pay for the food you have a right to fuck her how and where you want.
Next time you suck the dick from that dude
Fuck off, now you made me hungry
How big pizza are we talking about. I usually don't have problem eating it myself.
Regular sized, I don't know how big that would be, but I imagine it must be bigger than normal in the US since everyone's fat, so I guess depends on where you live too.
Is it because I don't wanna be with a awkward guy I'm a degenerate ?
Also I never said he's unattractive he's 5/10 I guess would be 7 if he wasn't so awkward
Fair enough
But that doesn't mean there can't be someone to help you
That's not how I roll.
I'm rare kind of humans that can eat as much as they want and not gain any weight
I guess
>I'm rare kind of humans that can eat as much as they want and not gain any weight
I unironically think this is true for everyone as long as they're not some sedentary fucks. Save for people who have medical conditions, ofc.
>be me as a kid
>fat
>do sports
>not fat
It's that simple.
Other then sports I don't eat that much anyway like after that pizza I'll be full for 2 more days
Yeah it was pretty average
can you please tell that idiot he needs to man up and speak up? it'll be saving him a lot of anguish in the long run. teaching betas a lesson is only helpful if they actually understand what the lesson is, otherwise you're just exploiting a dumb animal and that makes you a rotten cunt.
Nope, it just physically hurts to see that kind of level of autism.
Lol hi how's college
You sure sound like a hippo. Now, either help the guy and start dating 4real or tell him "no" right to his face, clear and simple, and give him a visit card with addresses to forums like Incels.me
>guy asks if i want pizza
>heck yeah always
>he says he'll bring me one
>shows up about 30 minutes later
>take pizza
>thank him
>go to close the door
>he sticks his foot in
>>uh i thought we could hang out
>oh i thought you just wanted to give me a pizza i'm kinda busy and can't hang out right now
>>oh uhhhh well
>he clearly wants his pizza back
>ask him if he wants some to go
>>sure I guess
>I put him three slices on a paper plate
>seeya buddy thanks again for the pizza
>>bye i guess
>he slams the door kind of hard when he leaves
>roommate and I share the rest of the pizza
>>Ate pizza for free
har har har HO HO HO the joke's on you
- not only you didn't eat a full pizza
- not only you ate the bite area where his saliva was on
- it was also an indirect kiss!
I'm not even interested in dating anyone
And I'm not asking anything from anyone
But If he himself come and offer things
Who am i to turn him down ?
>forgot to say roomate is my bf
Stop looking for attention on Jow Forums, go to facebook or something.
no she is a girl but we do have sex sometimes.
Well at least he got something out of this
that makes both of you gay
yes, three slices of the pizza he fully paid for
>Be me
>Psychopath rapist
>Notice this slightly overweight 3/10 femanon
>An idea comes into my mind why don't I drug and rape her
>Quickly ponder ways to do it
>Decide to ask her out to eat where I'll drug her
>Invite her out to a pizza place I know and put the drugs on the pizza
>Realise I can't eat the pizza or I'll pass out to so try to get her to eat it all instead
>Be me RN waiting for her to pass out so I can rape her
yeah. fucking dude buying pizza for a card carrying lesbo expecting anything in return. retarded desu
op can i fuck you?
fuck off femfatty
What might you be possibly implying?
where are you from op? I'll take you out sometime
Kek
Unless you showed interest
Completely his fault
my only interest is pizza.
No. Sex with random strangers is prostitution, and you're clearly the usual freeloader.
A floating rock in space
You know what you're doing.
>he pretended to be someone he's not to impress girls
>he didn't just be himself to weed out the whores who won't care about him
I bet he didn't even tell OP what he looks for in a woman and how if she doesn't meet those standards it will be the first and last date, what a fucking faggot
You're disgusting. If someone you're not interested in asks you for a date and you accept on those grounds you're wasting both your and his time.
At least have the honour to turn him down, Christ
we'll rape u someday if you dont lend out your pussy for him normally
There's nothing honorable about refusing free food for no reason
im actually at work right now bitch
That's too simplistic.
>Be offered a date for the explicit purpose of courtship
>Already categorically decided you're not interested in romance or even friendship
>Go anyway because of the prospect of free food
Stand up on your own damned feet. You had fun at the clear expense of another human being, which is already despicable.
Hows it feel to know youre the reason traps are gaining popularity
>ate entire pizza by herself in one sitting
Landwhale.
>even friendship
Hey I have no problem being friends with him
All he need to do is to ask
Simple as that
>You had fun at the clear expense of another human being
How? It was his idea
He came out of nowhere and offered to treat me
How is that my fault
how did you put a whole pizza in your belly?
>Other then sports I don't eat that much anyway like after that pizza I'll be full for 2 more days
why do fat people (especially fat roasties) always attempt to brag about not being fat? we all know you're fat, you're not convincing anyone by pretending you don't eat for 2 days? at least try be realistic with your fatxagerations
It's called, very simply, 'leading on'. You might be familiar with the term.
Don't do it, it sucks. Even for guys (Chad) who lead women on.
Your responsibility as the object of interest is to evaluate whether or not the person offering you has a chance at all. I regularly reject women who I feel zero attraction to and with whom I know I won't have a fruitful friendship with. It's not hard.
fuck please just tell him you're not interested
the only time I ever asked someone out she immediately told me she wasn't interested in being anything more than friends with anyone at the time, I still went bc I felt weird about backing out over that, but I never talked to her again and saved a lot of time and money. I don't have any resentment from it and I still appreciate her honesty.
if you insult or make fun of guys for being nervous around girls you go straight to hell, especially when they're actually fucking trying to get better
he probably really cares a lot about you, I hope he fucking rapes you for leading him on like this
Great question. I always hear normalfags talk about how much they enjoy pizza and that they usually eat between 5 or 6 slices. Apparently, when it was pizza night in their homes, a nuclear family (dad, mom, 2 kids) would order 2 large pizzas + bread sticks and they still fought over the last slices.
Now, I am neither a skeleton, nor a manlet (6'1, 240 pounds) and I cannot eat more than 3 slices, a maximum of 2, if I order breadsticks. I love to eat by the way. Is there a correlation between enjoying large quantities of pizza and being a normal, stable human being?
Based lawful evil femanon
Holy hell femanon please record the shit you're going to take, an entire pizza going through you is going to be HUGE
I didn't say I won't eat for 2 days
I just said I'll be full
Like a sandwich and some tea can get me running the whole day
record your pooping sounds
Couldn't have said it better or more originally
>Pretending to be a Stacy for (you)s
Wise pretending-poster.
Dont ignore me. You can't just make a thread about eating a whole pizza and NOT record the process.
>tfw too cute and charming for a cute abusive girl to take advantage of you and be your full-time bully
>tfw you always unintentionally take advantage of them
Fuck real life. I just want things to be like my animes.
Since you guys are really interested in how someone can possibly eat a..
>pretty flat pizza
>barely some bread and cheese
>each slice is about big as my hand
How could something like this happen
You're fat and not a fembot. post pictures of proof you're female.