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>Every sexual experience you've ever had was a sleazy cash transaction with a woman who'd never go near you if you didn't pay her.

Be smart - don't be a retard.

youtube.com/watch?v=Xbw_BxDwdjk

SCEA is either a pedo rapist or just a rapist.

This picture from normiebook still really makes me giggle Desu lads.

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you're only 19. imagine that when you're in your mid 20s.

>tfw no druggy Cleopatra gf

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>Looked up my ex on fb out the blue after 5 years
>not attracted to her and don't feel anything seeing her face
Fuck I think I am properly over that now

space wolves are so shit
bruh bruh bruh wot if i told you right, vikings right but vikings in SPAAAAAAAACE

I know you are probably in a state about what I just posted so you're posting a song lyric and a video just so you can feel like you are saying something in return.

I'll leave you alone lad.

Lads has any of you done an apprenticeship as an adult? I want to become a plumber.

Hoping I'll avoid that but I just don't see it happening

Jesus lad you're a savage

Blood
Angels

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lads what does it mean when someone has a different surname in brackets after their "normal" surname?

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yeah so i set up a date with the my son is my world girl
treating it as practice
>gently kicks bag

Mark Antony was the best character tbqh, he was based as fuck. the two plebs were great too, especially pullo.. actually i am not sure who is better out of mark and pullo

fuck sake why are onion and chive bagels with cream cheese so addictive

Maiden name, no? Or maybe their parents gave them both their names instead of just the father's?

got a girl coming over for dinner
need a good anime to put on
pref. a film so I'm skipping through the intros

>got a girl coming over for dinner
>need a good anime to put on
wow

>got a girl coming over for dinner

after half 9? she's not a prozzie is she, lad? oh ffs, you don't need to treat them good like proper girls

5cm per second is pretty good

Your name
Little witch academia short films
End of Evangelion

watchin some vinesauce joel dwarf fortress lads
pretty comfy

>Met a cute girl (female) at work
>She has 3 kids
fuck me lads

The Plebs are great. A lot of based characters it's cool

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>need a good anime to put on
Don't do this unless you know for a fact she is into it

>Coursemate I didn't give my number to keeps calling me
>Obviously just wants me to basically do their work for them as they keep trying to do
>Sends a text asking why I'm ignoring them
Can't be bothered lads

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I asked before but are organisers autistic?

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Yes because computers do it more efficiently.

Pretend to be a Chinese place so he stops texting and calling

>2-0
RRRREEEEEEE

Say fuck off cunt, unironically. If they've never offered frenship or anything else to you that is.

Yes, but thats not a bad thing

>Can have his plans ruined by a power cut
Whats it like being a pleb?

do the work, but make it a massive rant about how national socialism is good etc

Fucks sake lads I feel bad about savaging SCEA like that.

is it really though? i cant take my computer everywhere with me

Yes, there is no need for one with technology being what it is. Doesn't mean you shouldn't have one if you prefer writing things down though

I'm not going to pretend to be into normie TV. I like anime, that's who I am. I'm just being myself this time.

This is on Saturday.

Good films. I was also thinking about Kiki's Delivery Service, what do you think? I don't want to spook her off with something intellectually challenging like Evangelion, but it is a cracking film. Maybe something familiar, GitS, Akira? I think Your Name or 5cm/s would feel too much like I were dropping hints.

You should do, they fit in your pocket.

Oh boy, I would so smugly keep declining their calls
Quite fucked up how they're chasing after you like that, getting your number without your knowing, deserve it desu

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>Pewdiepie has had a go on this
Lads, I'm so jealous

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Mutually know its the other person because of whatsapp
fug
If they try and bother me about it at uni I'll just tell them that I came to do my degree not theirs desu
I blocked their last number but I suppose they've changed it
>Honestly, hitler wasn't even that bad if you think about it...

That's brilliant lad. You can basically bring any subject into that too.

Biology - Talk about racial differences.

Engineering - Talk about gas chambers

Law - How the nuremberg trials were a fraud

Etc.

thought i'd finally found a loner gf who would drink vodka with me till we blackout turns out she drinks vodkapops and gets really emotional when drunk
feeling disappointed now

Lads the sky just turned bright this is the end fucking hell

Confused, you mean you set up a date and framed yourself has a mummies boy type.
>passes bag while eating spagbol

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I do have a smartphone but i dont like using it much

he's a young millionaire
he's done lots of things you'll never do

If its a romantic thing then your name or 5cm/s is totally appropriate

>she drinks vodkapops and gets really emotional when drunk
99.9% of women lad

dubs mean this is happening

But she was the thing I want to do the most

>people at uni are making fun of my car
>they say it is harming the environment because it isn't efficient
>they say I am stuck in the past
It is a reliable car that didn't cost me much and I like it. Since when did shit like this become a thing? I didn't think anyone cared about what car people drove. Or am I getting this shit because I can't afford a brand new Tesla or some shit?

I have my phone on perpetual do not disturb so I only see their calls and texts when I deliberately check
Their cheek is still annoying though.
I know who leaked it too, I was put in a group chat with some others and they're buddy buddy with the person in question so it's a no-brainer

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Just downloaded Snapchat for the first time, how do I use this? Are people notified if I watch their stories? How can I can see stories anyway, apparently I have no contacts?

Dragon maid lod

i was deceived to begin with, she just sat around alone and posted to a discord on her breaks, and she said she was an alcoholic.
plus she was wearing clothes that looked like she was true fembot

call them dirty soy drinking hippies, used cars are technically helping the environment because they are being reused

Derry girls is great

Yes they will be notified. You need to add them using their username.
Start off by adding your favourite pornstars.

Explain how the carbon footprint of manufacturing a new environmentally friendly car is fucking massive.

Really fucking despise boring uni cunts. It's the same endless whining and "problems" on loop depending on what year they are in. Wish they had a forum they could go on so I never had to read the same shit "problems" over and over again.

>I am lying to incite hate against young people
Every young person has a shit, old car. We don't care if you don't drive a prius.

Women are useless excuses of life. Truly pathetic.

>people at uni are making fun of my car
>they say it is harming the environment because it isn't efficient
>they say I am stuck in the past
Tell them to fuck of back to the commune before you Kumbaya a foot up their arse, fucking hippies man

calm down crona you failed specimen

He could do much better tbqh lod

I know that feel. When I was 10-11, a girl got my number and called my house daily.

Well, I guess he could get gril he wanted but I think she's a cutie

nah sorry I explained badly. basically i've been chatting with this girl, she dropped the news that she has a kid but i've went ahead and asked her out anyway to practice

Does anyone else look at facebooks and twitters of people you haven't seen in years?

I occasionally look at a girlfriend's twitter I haven't been with in 5 years even though it's the most boring shit ever. She literally only posts about bands she's going to see and complains about her shitty minimum wage job, but I keep looking anyway.

imagine being this bitter
who hurt you?

Nah, I know a lot of proffesions have them.
You can use your phone but its a bit plebian, unreliable.
Even if it is autism, its autism for good, might as well use it.
t. the other guy who wanted to know, and has just started writing his.

struck a nerve there
reality isn't polite

He's not being bitter in the slightest, what are you talking about? He's stating fact in a calm manner.

Same but my ex is talking about how her and her husband are looking forward to their new baby, and writing cute little songs about it and posting them.

>browing facebook
>news thing comes up
>read the comments
>notice a fit looking blonde girl commented
>hover my mouse over her name to see the little box that pops up with more info on it
>"from: Rotherham"

actually started giggling to myself a bit

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I've been looking at filofaxes on ebay, you can buy used ones for very little money compared to new and then you can put what ever you want in it which is really appealing to me

Even cashier women hate me - even though I did nothing wrong. I need retribution.

Some of you are OK. Stay out of Tesco tomorrow.

big tesco or one of the little ones?

best bit is, he either has to admit you did it, and he was trying to cheat or he passes it off as his own

imagine actually having a milkies gf

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I said that manufacturing a new car isn't exactly environmentally friendly but they don't want to hear it. It is all about the 25 mpg and all that shit, never mind the lack of emissions stuff to go wrong and the harmful exhaust fumes from diesels
They all have new cars on finance, and I am only 23 so not exactly ancient.

forgot to pass the bag
>does that

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There are lads in this thread now that have never seen vagina IRL.

mate just drive what you like, if they dont like it tell em to buy you a new car

oh yes that would be nice, you think I could convince her to make hentai noises while we boned

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Yeah I'm one of them, what of it?

pig nosed harlot

doin sum tricep extentions and fooookin ell lads this burns

cor lad tell me about it, love when jap porn uses those nose hook things

Suppose it depends how old they are, that is fine at 20 but it becomes weird at 22+