That feelerino when no girlfriend ;_;

Can confirm, I believe that perfect girls exist but you have a REALLY small chance of meeting one. It's simply not worth risking having a temporary relationship and ending up worse than before.

The answer for getting a gf is improving yourself and it will come eventually

Have you-a-reno been playing Thimbleweed Park, user-a-who?

>have chance at gf
>become nervous and realize i don't want gf

Fuck off with this normal bullshit. No amount of self improvement will cure my autism and schizo or lower my IQ.

Wrong. Bullshit. Telling people 'it will happen' is a hateful lie. It will only 'happen' if you regularly socialise with lots of people and have tonnes of friends etc.

I have no friends and don't socialise with many men let alone women. Telling men 'it will happen' makes men not try and feel entitled or that something is wrong with me.

Why does this look like a photoshop job?

That's what I've been told my whole life. I'm in the top 0.1% and still nothing.

It's 2 holes
Piss and shit come out of of
Yet all I want to do is rub my face in it
What is wrong with me?

I want a gf so bad but I can't be bothered to hang around people, especially women. What do?

I'm not that user but none of you will get a girlfriend, or more importantly, become happy in life with that mindset. Make a serious effort to be happy each and everyday. Don't let anyone or anything else prevent you from smiling everyday. Life gets easier when you smile. You are only hurting yourself by destroying your own self confidence and energy. Don't waste any potential you have.

Even the devil isn't as deceitful, psychopathic, unemphatic and cruel as you. You keep posting this absolute garbage every single fucking day throughout the day. Who pays you to kill robots? Surely you aren't doing this for free.

You're not looking for companionship

I'm not even saying just be yourself. I'm just telling you to smile and put more energy into being happy rather than depressed. You don't have to start a new hobby or go be a normalfag but at least smile throughout the day. Take baby steps.

You're not gay
Congratulations

He's right though. I use to come here all the time, went to better myself and now I go on dates and meet girls. It's really not that hard unless you're physically disabled or scarred.

Or maybe I, like many others, were perfectly happy until nothing happened for many years until the reality of passing time could no longer be ignored, ever thought of that, inbred? Of course not, because you're incapable of empathy. Everyone around you is a faceless pawn. Your infinite wisdom is clearly unparalleled and what you say is objective, undeniable truth.

Now THIS is cruel.

Not every user is going to be able to make that transition. Some of us are incredibly ugly, such as myself and cannot get girls until we improve our self confidence ten-fold. The goal for the rest of us is to simply become happy and stop pressuring ourselves since nothing good comes out of destroying our own self-confidence and pride. Simply smile throughout the day and take each day easy as you can.

The irony is I used to think like that until a couple of days ago. I'm trying to defeat those defeatist thoughts bro, and I don't know your exact situation, but you should be able to also. Later tonight or tomorrow morning I could fall right back into deep, woe-is-me depression and want to kill myself. But I've been reading self-help books and following successful motivators like Grant Cardone, Dave Ramsay, etc. and taking their advice to the heart.

youtube.com/watch?v=k8rwgdhib-M