hey kid, I heard you're tired of life. I can help you with that

> hey kid, I heard you're tired of life. I can help you with that.
w-what do!???

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>"A-AAre you going to touch my benis? XDDDDDDD"

>AAHHHHHHHHHHHH BOOGABOOGABOOGABOOGA
>*chimps out and rapes her

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>"Why the fuck am I in Warsaw"

lets jump

*pushes her off the roof*
I do feel better

Sir, put your hands behind your head.

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Not falling for this again, never again, Cindy.

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*grabs your gun and tries to wrestle it away*

>"Sir, I'm a U.K. cop.... We don't carry guns... Now please stop resisting or I'll be forced to call for backup."

*pushes you off the roof*

Grab her waist and look into her eyes as I throw us both of the edge.

"OI M8 U GOT A LOICENCE TO THROUGH HIM OFF THE ROOF?"

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>"Oi what's all this then you fink that's funny ehhh?"
>"Won't Fink it's funny when bash yet freken Ed un will ya?"

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Are you at least gonna rape her first?

unironically beautiful image

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im beyond lust

Did i forget to mention I am a muslim? throwing people off of roof tops is my culture, try to arrest me infidel I dare you I'll have you fucking fired and sent to jail for racism, hell they'll probably even throw me a parade.

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Alright

All I want to do is lift up that dress and fuck her from behind for all the world to see

Sorry m8, looks like I gotta arrest meself, since my loicence to arrest anyone who isn't white expoiyad

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She's clearly a vampire wanting to suck you dry of of your life force
> implying you can overpower a hundred year old vamptress

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>"Right oh carry on..."

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wheres your license to arrest yourself? checkmate ol sport

It would be useless to bite my neck since all my blood's in my penis

>"Oh my god, you know Dwayne The Rock Johnson?? Do you mean that you can get him to choke me to death will his cock is balls deep in my asshole????"