How does a fembot get a bf? if it were you would you like to be approached? how would you like them to do it? gib tips

same, surprisingly.

why is michigan so rare on this site

i don't think it is but it's mostly fags unfortunately. i've never found a MI femanon

You must approach me and pursue me relentlessly while I make attempts to avoid and shun you.

hmmm okay can we practice it. i'll try to be realistic as possible.

same, i dont think they exist

sure. send your contact info to this throwaway [email protected]

As long as you'll be willing to date a 21yo who looks 16/15 I'll take you.

Absolutely. Even more so because I'm too anxious to do it myself. Just ask me out for anything really. But if I say I'm busy, ask if maybe some other time. I think other people would say either "we'll see" or "sure" and possibly give availability if they're interested. Because I can't into social I'd just be direct either way.

I beg cucknada as a whole is rarer than michigan, let alone quebec.

femanons, there's a girl who looks a lot at me at class who I'm also interested in but she sits in a way that is hard for me to meet her eye contact. How would you advise that I talk to her or bring up conversation?

are you that canadian guy again. just walk up to her after or before class and talk about classwork as an icebreaker or something

getting a bf is easy, literally just don't be hideous and you can get a bf, even if you're fat there are chubby chasers, and even if you're not a looker there's always some beta cuck that will date you

>literally just don't be hideous
how do i do that

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I'm a guy in the southwest if there are any fembots here looking for a date. I will not give up until I find a southwest gf

You're not hideous. Don't get yourself down. You look just fine, perhaps even great.

that's not what i want to hear. give me advice on how to not be hideous NOW

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Similar but I'm in the southeast

Hello, friend. I feel like you replied to my post before. How are you doing?

Still sad that there's no fembots around me

I think I saw some fembots from georgia once? For the other guy never heard of one from the southwest...

Still none within 200 miles

I'm sorry to hear that, friend, but I think is right. I once spoke to one from South Carolina. Never confirmed it was a girl though, so maybe they were just memeing. Also, how are you doing other, friend? I've seen two girls post from the southwest, but one I was way too late to contact, and the other one rejected my offer to contact each other, so I respected that.

greentext your confession user

agreed
tfw no Ontario gf

First prove that you're hideous (and how hideous). Knowing that, it becomes possible to give tips. But it's not possible to give tips without further information.

tfw no montreal gf desu senpai.
Also honestly quebecniggers aren't even human
I'd still take a quebecnigger gf

i dunno, i guess makeup and if you can afford it, plastic surgery? anyone can look decent provided they try hard enough, but not everyone can look great, because the difference between looking decent and looking great is genetic. also most dudes aren't even that picky. the girl I'm currently crushing on is tall, skinny with a boyish frame, has acne and wears glasses, i happen to like how she looks as well as her personality

i'm beginning to realize i might look decent if i were not poor. i can't afford makeup or plastic surgery or even braces which i really need

post pics. chances are you need none of this.

I would like to be approached if you are attractive.
Make eye contact and smile usually a good indicator. Some might bw stunned by a girl doing this to them and freeze.
And a woman who is too eager is suspect.. Am i going to get jumped by her junkie boyfriend?

yeah that's a seperate issue that i have no advice for, but glad to help give you a boost of confidence, good luck finding a bf femanon

Hard to steal internet

You can find Quebec posters on Jow Forums, just blame all of canadas woes on trying to appease quebecois in the past

>fembots
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE THESE DONT EXIST STOP WITH THESE THREADS FEMALES GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY GO AWAY

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what's wrong. if you don't like coming to female boards you can go

This is not /female/ its Jow Forums. Females can come here but they cannot claim they are fembots for those dont exist.

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so you're telling me boys use this board?

I'm not a turbo-Jow Forumsack, though. I don't hate jews, and I believe in true equality (all should be equal given identical conditions - a woman whose outcome is maximal should receive the same amenities as a man whose output is the same as a maximal female outcome, but not more, same for every race. But everyone should admit racial and sexual differences exist, because it's the only way to counter or enhance our differences based on if they're good or bad).
Also,
>female posters
>Jow Forums
desu I can afford to move and I can get a 6fig job anywhere, but I want a real reason, not just hopes, if I were to commit to such a move.