For the uncut: do you pull back the foreskin to pee...

For the uncut: do you pull back the foreskin to pee? I didn't know you were supposed to and I find I have absolutely no aim and my dick stinks more than usual.

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I never did. If I try it just sprays everywhere, like when you put your thumb over a garden hose.

>uncut
NOOOOO FUCK YOU JEWS GIVE ME BACK MY PENIS FLAP GIVE IT BACK YOU FUCKING KIKES

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my foreskin doesnt cover the tip

do any femanons want to watch me pee and send me vids of them peeing?

Tough luck bro

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I remember the day i found out you could pull your foreskin back, shit was rank under there.

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When it's far forward I pull it back a bit to get it out of the way.
I don't pull it right back to pee in normal circumstances, though I sometimes do when I pee after fapping.

lol same dude

I'm kind of amazed that both of these posts are original

Uncut?
You mean intact?
Natural?
In God's image?

did they crack the code?

How do you clean it to get rid of the smell? I find even after a shower in the morning, by midday it smells like I fell asleep in a urinal.

This seems sensible. Maybe only retracting when necessary is the better approach.

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yea pull it back but make sure u dont pull back too far or u will pee on ur feet :D

Not for me, no.
I was exposed to porn at a young age and I thought your foreskin was supposed to be retracted.
I prematurely tore off the tissue connecting my glans and my foreskin, now my glans permanently poke out even when I'm not hard.

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I posited to my high school teacher back in the day that male circumcision is cruel and unnecessary, and should be illegal just as female circumcision is
She laughed and said that they are not at all comparable

>standing up to piss

Go away Sweden.
Surprisingly, unoriginal.

>muh masculinity
it's both healthier and more convenient to sit down

how old were you guys when you first pulled it all the way back. did it hurt/bleed?

Fuck you youf ucking mother fucker.

I know I had it pulled back by my doctor when I was younger and complaining about pain in the area. I didn't want to look, but I imagine it was pretty crusty.

Didn't start pulling it back until my late 20s.

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God im glad im circumcised, this shit is disgusting

lol i haven't peed standing up since 2014 when i first got a smartphone (I'm 28) everytime I go to the toilet I sit down and browse Jow Forums and relax

SOMEONE'S GOTTA HELP ME PAY FOR ALL THESE KIDS

SOMEBODY'S JEALOUS THEY GOT THE JEWISH HAIRCUT

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Yes, otherwise I will piss all over the floor. It's so sad how long it took me to realise that was the cause. I hate being a brainlet.

>tfw i will never know how it feels
should i bother restoring even?

that's a meme user, stop wasting your time

I just let piss fly everywhere.

>I prematurely tore off the tissue connecting my glans and my foreskin
Wait, do people normally tear their frenulums? That sounds painful

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when I was 12 I thought smegma was cum

Wash with warm water after every pee/fap shesh

i pull back the foreskin and eceryone else does

It isn't retard
t. Cutfag halfkike

it is way less convienent to piss sitting down what are you on about

Male circumcision is like removing someone's fingernails permanently. Female circumcision is more like declawing a cat where they take off that entire bit of finger from the first joint onward.

I don't see why insecure fags feel the need to cry about their foreskin. It's healthier (seriously, just look at this thread and you'll see that there's plenty of advantages in terms of cleanliness) and the only real drawback is that you produce less natural lube, but we're not cavemen, you can just buy lube if you're that desperate.
The only real issue is botched circumcisions which can cause some pretty nasty problems, but it's pretty damn rare as far I as I know.

circumcision is a tampering of God's perfect image of Man :^)

>the only real drawback is that you produce less natural lube
You also lose almost all sensitivity since your nob's constantly exposed.

>It's healthier
Only if you're a dirty fucker who can't take care of his dick.

>Mfw uncut dick blanket

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I have to pull back a little because if I don't I'll get piss every where

Sometimes yes, but only a little so the opening is clear.

I tore mine when iwas young and jacked off too hard desu

>Mfw had to have foreskin removed due to infection.

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Uncut here. You know how I know the rest of you uncut guys are virgins? The way you people speak about the tightness of your foreskin is disgusting. After my first few blowjobs years ago, the foreskin loosened and it doesn't hurt to pull it back at all. This is a freedom you won't know. I guess cutfags don't have to worry about that either.

impossibru, years of furious masturbation to the finest quality tomboy hentai have thoroughly exercised my donger

hmmm good that my parents are not some kind of autists or smth and actually were explaining thing about "those" topics reasonably

That works too, I suppose. kek.

Actually you know that its less and less uncomfortable with age and not how much it was vacuumed? Your statement only shows me that you are like 15 or smth and actually a virgin.

You talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded. I'm 26 years old, living a good life with healthy relationships and only on this board because my friends told me to come and check out how pathetic this board has become. We literally took 15 minutes to browse this board and holy fuck we had no idea how much of a loser some people are.