ATTENTION ALL STRAIGHT MEN. FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD, ALL COW-TITS BELONG TO LESBIAN WOMEN...

ATTENTION ALL STRAIGHT MEN. FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD, ALL COW-TITS BELONG TO LESBIAN WOMEN. YOU CAN HAVE THE CHESTLETS THAT ARE LEFT. SHOULD YOU BE MARRIED TO A HUCOW PLEASE DELIVER HER TO YOUR NEAREST DYKE, THANK YOU AND HAVE A GOOD DAY.

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what's the deal with lesbians? Like if you're a girl with some ultra dyke with a buzz-cut that wears hawaiian shirts and acts like a man why are are you not into dudes too?

Cause dicks are gross. Also the male form is more unappealing to me in general. At least dykey women still have great tits under their flannel

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don't lie every lesbian i have ever met in real life told me they prefer small lithe girls

Thank god. The amount of fat a woman has to have to have tits this size is absolutely fucking disgusting. We're talking shelf-ass levels of fat. I'll take a flat chest and a low BMI over a mobile mini-fridge of a woman any day.

IF YOU WANT A GIRL WITH BIG TITS THEN GET IMPLANTS

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Thank you for breeding cowtits out of existence!
We are thankful!

Question to the dyke OP.

How would you have sex with a minor as a lesbian?
How do you have sex in general?

What a bunch of queers then. Udders 4 Lyfe.

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Lesbians are pretty fucking gay desu

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Right? Buncha fags if you ask me.

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Nah brah, I own the titcow market.

YOU CAN HAVE CHESTLETS THAT ARE LEFT
Good, I want small, flat gf anyway.

Chestlets get cow tit gfs but then the men get the chestlets???

>ALL COW-TITS BELONG TO LESBIAN WOMEN
You can't even titty fuck them, you don't deserve cow tits! Fuck off!

NEVER. Titcow mommygfs belong to SONBFs not lesbos

>Call Dyke to turn over Hucow
>Enslave Dyke too

Easy.

FIGHT ME NERDS. YOU DON'T APPRECIATE UDDERS LIKE WE DO. GAYS ARE WAY BETTER AT PLAYING WITH BOOBS THAT MEN ARE.

Thanks, giv

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No you're not, as the other user said you don't even have a phallus to paizuri them, and a mommygf breastfeeding a girl? Weird desu...

the male form is certainly unappealing but dicks are GOAT when it comes to genitals!

Women are better at fondling and caressing breasts, their tongues know exactly what to do on nipples. And are you saying that you wouldn't want to watch a girl lightly and methodically feed from another? Nigga you gay.

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>the male form is certainly unappealing
the male form is superior, it looks like it actually is supposed to be good as opposed to the female form which is made for only one purpose (make babies).
In terms of genitals, vaginas are better.
>tfw can't live inside a giantess pussy

>And are you saying that you wouldn't want to watch a girl lightly and methodically feed from another?
Yes, I'm saying I'd much rather suckle a titcow mommygf's milk than just watch some lesbo do it.

Lesbians are somehow even gayer than gay men, especially the bulldyke butches

>FROM THIS MOMENT FORWARD, ALL COW-TITS BELONG TO LESBIAN WOMEN.
What about actual cow tits, not just big ones?

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I just want a qt low libido lank gf to carry me around, doods can keep their obese tiddy grills.

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i'm a chestlet slowly gaining cowtits
am i getting a cute gf to hold hands with?

Mine too nigga, that sweet milk is for fags only

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How big are you at now sweetie? gay chestlets can still have cattle gf too

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You can do that?! In that case: ALL WOMEN WITH HOURGLASS FIGURES AND SKINNY FEMININE MEN ARE MINE. DELIVER THEM TO ME FORTHWITH.

Flat is superior anyway

>you can have the chestlets that are left
it sounds pretty good, im a man of ass actually

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32B 85 cm

And you want udders? What are you doing to grow your breasts?

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Pshh, no way. I'm taking my share of milky tits, big or small.

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alright how about this: E-cup teenagers. how's that. everyone's mad, no one's happy. you can all fuck off now

fuck me I love tits so engorged they leak with just pressure. I love when I hold off milking myself and leaking into my lap when I'm at home

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>I love when I hold off milking myself and leaking into my lap when I'm at home
Hot.

But seriously, what I'd give for some fresh milk for my coffee in the morning.

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i've been taking domperidone

Good luck! Any results? Turning those cute little things into milk makers~

Right? It's awesome sitting in a puddle. And it's fine, you really can't taste much of a difference.

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Alright then, chestlets with large ass are superior in every way anyway.

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>It's awesome sitting in a puddle
Probably the only puddle of body fluid I'd be happy to partake in. See, women are awesome in that they can produce something so nurturing and wholesome from their bodies. It's like, you drink it, and a part of them becomes a part of you. That's what I find sexy, none of that mommy stuff.

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Lesbians do not actually exist. They have no desire for women and still want dick, but they hate men too much to accept what they crave.

For me it's more the mothering that does it for me. But I can't deny how turned on I get when I notice I'm leaking in public. Wiping my controller gets me going too. But what I really want is a cutie to come to me every 5 hours asking for her next meal. Even cuter would be them wanting it but not asking, making it obvious they're hungry.

source?
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Yeah, I get that. A lot of lactation fetishists are into it for the mommy rp. I just find beauty in what the female body can do. Hope you find someone.

I mean, you're in a better position than most. This is a fetish that is 99.9% dependent on the one lactating, and honestly there aren't a ton out there. I guess your odds are decreased since you're looking for a same-sex thing, but still. Good luck out there.

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You'd be surprised, I've had a couple one night stands with girls who drain me dry. Which is great because I always make sure to hold off on a milking so my boobs really pop out of my bra on nights I want to get fucked.

i never knew adding a stimulation and milking routine to my lazy life could be so tiring

Well, that's neat. Not going to lie, totally jealous. Can't say I've found anyone remotely interested nearby. Believe me, I've looked.

I believe in you! You can do it!

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>vaginas
>good
this is literally the first time i've ever heard this opinion,is there somebody who unironically aesthetically likes how they look,if we weren't wired to like them they'd be fucking disgusting

You're burning calories every day by doing it. Wait til you have to drain yourself at work or else it's obvious that you didn't

Queers man, we gather like flies around anything gay enough.

>girls browse and post on this board

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Odd way of putting it, but whatever. Have more milky tits.

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BACK OFF YOU FUCKING CARPET MUNCHER

COWTITS ARE MINE TO LOVE AND CHERISH!

YOU'LL HAVE TO PRY HUCOWS FROM MY COLD, DEAD HANDS!!

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UNDERSTAND YOUR PLACE BOY. YOU ARE THE DYING BREED. MASSIVE UDDERS ARE FOR GAY WOMEN ONLY.

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I want the next generation to have cow tits. Only women with big milkies are allowed to reproduce.

THAT MAKES NO FUCKING SENSE

LEAVE TITS TO THOSE WHO ACTUALLY BREED

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>tfw no lactating gf
IT'S NOT FUCKING FAIR

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FUCK YOU I WANT THEM. WOMEN APPRECIATE COW-TITS MORE.

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Lesbians can't make cow-tits even bigger by getting her pregnant.

I LOVE COWTITS MORE THAN LIFE ITSELF

I WANT TO DIE IN THE SMOTHERING EMBRACE OF COWTITS

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i need a cold glass of milk

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Yeah, I know that feel, man. But it's a niche fetish, what can you do? I doubt I'll have a dairy cow of my own some day, but oh well.

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thanks i'll try to hold on

Good luck hun, soon enough you'll have giant engorged G cups like me and you'll be proper cattle! ^_^

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>smelly neckbeard NEETs (male) pretending to be lactating lesbians that love big tits ITT

You people disgust me.

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That's the spirit! The world needs more dairy cows!

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Man, I don't even care. I'm getting more milky tits for the collection.

I'm just here to post cowtits and banter with the RPers

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>In terms of genitals, vaginas are better.
oh i am laffing

Please you gays, we're here to talk about tits.

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I'm okay with that. Chestlets are insecure and therefore, are the hottest women that can fuck me anyway.

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One more before I go. Good night, fellow cow lovers.

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Good night sweet cattleposter

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OH GOD FUCK I WANT A MILKY GF

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redpill on lesbians 1/2

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repill on lesbians 2/2

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this post turns me on so much holy shit, please talk down to me lesbian femanon I know I'm being selfish to request that but its so good

Wow that looks super dumb! It's a good thing I got bored half way through it.
Why would I even consider it for you?

fucking larpers

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>Why would I even consider it for you?
consider what? rping?

That... That was me trying to talk down to you...

oh shit i'm fucking autistic.... Thanks though femanon :)

I like big breasts because I have mommy issues lol

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>tfw have dyke gf with cowtits and we leer and jeer at passing women in public together

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