Mark Zuckerberg is worth 66 BILLION dollars. He founded one of the most successful companies in history, a company so powerful that the government of the USA had to sit him down to figure out exactly how much data he has. Think of a single person in the USA who does not have a Facebook, I will fucking wait.
This man is massively successful and wields incredible power. He could unironically buy the place you work at and fire you. You bump into Zuckerberg on the street and of he really wanted to he could make you fucking disappear. Not even memeing, the man has 66 billion dollars.
And yet the ONLY thing anyone can talk about is how he:
>Is a little weird looking >Has slightly robot like mannerisms >Needs a booster seat for Congress
That's it. That is literally 100 percent of the conversation surrounding him. Not his wealth, his intelligence, his involvement in mass data mining, it's soley his looks, mannerisms and height.
What chance do any of you possibly have if you are a tiny bit odd looking or not the physical ideal? It is literally almost impossible to be more successful than Zuckerberg, are you going to work hard or something?
Just face it, normies only care about looks. Even when dealing with a man who could literally pay everyone in the USA 200 bucks to punch you in the nose all they care about are his looks.
>Think of a single person in the USA who does not have a Facebook I don't have a facebook, neither of my roomates have a facebook, my GF doesnt have a facebook, my mother doesn't have a facebook, and my brother no longer has a facebook. Lots of people don't use social media.
Parker Green
>Think of a single person in the USA who does not have a Facebook
I know of dozens
Josiah Williams
You're posting on social media friendo
Connor White
nope. Jow Forums is the exact opposite. anti-social media
Eli Mitchell
I didn't know Zuckerberg was that tiny. A booster seat? Jfc.
You're such badass contrarians. Your medals are in the mail.
Ian Barnes
Wow, it's almost like being wealthy doesn't solve every single problem in your life!!
What a fucking joke. My boss literally has $70 million dollars (he's the 100% shareholder of a mid sized law firm). His life is a mess, he's getting divorced, he literally has zero friends, and he is suspiciously using a decent amount of Vicodin even though he doesn't have any real chronic pain.
OP, your problem is that you think having money makes you better than other people. Mark Zuckerberg is a liberal shithead who admittedly started a successful company, but he was lucky in that it was part of the "social media" zeitgeist and he was in the right place at the right time. I personally do not respect him, however. I don't like his politics, and as a libertarian I think the founding fathers would be disgusted at his efforts to track random Internet users.
Ian Baker
>tries to make a retarded point >starts off with something incorrect >is retarded we can't tell what you look like but we know that you'll never even graduate high school lol
Wyatt Rivera
I dont have facebook.
But you're right, because this generation has been raised to be narcissistic and image-obsessed.
Elijah Gomez
Websites where people talk to each other are neat, but won't Facebook go belly-up when people realize that being face-to-face is much better?
Noah Wood
He's also balding but tries really hard to hide it. That really short haircut is intentional. Every day he carefully fixes his hair to cover the receding part of his hairline. Look at some photos of him. I guarantee you with 100% certainty that he's really self-conscious about it.
Kevin Cook
>face it normies only care about looks >they should only care about money, like me miserable poorfag detected. yes, behavior and personality are far more important. people only make fun of RDJ when he wears heels, besides that he's everyone's hero. if looks mattered, then ugly people would be extinct. go back to plebbit, poorfag
Aaron Nelson
Jow Forums is literally the definition of social media.
Jason Smith
>Anonymous Profileless and anonymous image boards are wholly antithetical to the generally held concept of "social media" and differ greatly from even the bbs' from which they emerged. Without consistent identity there is no real social network to speak of. Communication alone does not qualify something as social media.
Jordan Jackson
>OP makes claim >Others counter that claim >OH WOW SO EDGY You're retarded.
Justin Price
How do you know my address? I'm not some normie handing my data and info out on faceberg
Robert Nguyen
How do you orginally talk to people?
Jackson Williams
I don't have Facebook and just use email, texts and phone calls to chat with people. I'm married and my wife uses Facebook to update and gossip about about and that's enough for me.
Ayden Hughes
I have 2 Facebook for straight up disinfo!
Nathan Bennett
So if you wanna contact someone you have to ask for their number (or email address)?
Chase Parker
>Mark Zuckerberg is worth 66 BILLION dollars. He founded one of the most successful companies in history, a company so powerful that the government of the USA had to sit him down to figure out exactly how much data he has. Think of a single person in the USA who does not have a Facebook, I will fucking wait. > >This man is massively successful and wields incredible power. He could unironically buy the place you work at and fire you. You bump into Zuckerberg on the street and of he really wanted to he could make you fucking disappear. Not even memeing, the man has 66 billion dollars. > >And yet the ONLY thing anyone can talk about is how he: > >>Is a little weird looking >>Has slightly robot like mannerisms >>Needs a booster seat for Congress > >That's it. That is literally 100 percent of the conversation surrounding him. Not his wealth, his intelligence, his involvement in mass data mining, it's soley his looks, mannerisms and height. > >What chance do any of you possibly have if you are a tiny bit odd looking or not the physical ideal? It is literally almost impossible to be more successful than Zuckerberg, are you going to work hard or something? > >Just face it, normies only care about looks. Even when dealing with a man who could literally pay everyone in the USA 200 bucks to punch you in the nose all they care about are his looks. You are forgetting that he is a rat kike zionist who needs to be put to the sword
Adam Allen
Yup. I like texting I guess that's weird now but I'm old so I don't care
Benjamin Thomas
I would just find it incredibly inconvenient
Connor Cox
I only have a Facebook to stalk people. But besides that. Mark unironically scares me. He's the Goku of the world and we're all Krillen.
Jace Nelson
Hyperbole you autistic retards. Nobody has to explain this to you.
Kayden Rogers
>robot mannerisms
He's speaking perfectly normal, and dressing adequately and caring himself in a professional manner. It's sad when lesser people try to compare themselves to others who are successful in an attempt to feel empowered through category. I'm sure suit fags are doing the exact same thing knowing some of them share the same brand of clothing as Mr. Zuc wears.
It's pretty pathetic. You're not a billionaire and you never will be.
If Zuckerberg was balding and was self conscience about it, there would be a working cure for baldness, purely because of the funding it would get from him.
Adrian Gonzalez
Hes a lizard person
Juan Moore
How does it make you manlets feel that you're short and poor?
Chase Perry
In what meaningful sense? Is email social media, the telephone, fucking zines? If you define it based solely on the communication of a group of people and the sharing of content nearly every form of communication whichbthe term was never meant to include retroactively becomes a form of social media.
Caleb Murphy
Didn't his net worth literally go up by millions during that congressional hearing? For a robot, he's fucking made it. >multi-billionaire who can enable or hamstring elections as he sees fit >makes millions of dollars an hour >can scan through any qt's profile he likes, can even message her and then delete the messages after from the server if she decides to try and post them elsewhere >married his asian waifu >has zero need or desire to emulate "normal human" mannerisms
>Your medals are in the mail. you better not skimp out on the gold, you fucking dirty jew
Robert Cruz
>>Needs a booster seat for Congress
it's supposed to add comfort to where he's sitting, because he's supposed to be there for a while
Christopher Sullivan
>the fact that it adds to his apparent height is purely coincidental
Bentley Collins
yea but you probably did have it at some point.
Jason Morales
>it would add height no matter what
Alexander Barnes
tom was way smarter than him. >got out of myspace before it went to shit >sold myspace for $35 million >no travells the world and takes pictures of stuff >can do whatever he wants. >doesnt have to go to congress meetings or be in the spotlight/trouble. >lives as a background character no ones thinks of and is rich.
He's weird looking and short and that can't be fixed, but he acted pretty intimidating and confident in front of congress. I don't think people would make fun of him if he always acted like that, it really isn't that hard to break robot mannerisms.
Easton Adams
Look at the endless memes of his mannerisms. Search:
>Zuckerberg smile slider >Zuckerberg drinking water >Zuckerberg the first Android on trial >Zuckerberg as data (from Star trek) >Zuckerberg robot facial expressions
I agree, he's well dressed and isn't going fucking REEEEEEEEEEEE while shouting about tendies and shitting on the Senate's floor, but the overwhelming amount of coverage of the man is about his mannerisms.
Brandon Roberts
I was watching on the news. They are concerned with privacy of facebook users. Also they asked him to reveal what hotel he had been staying at and he wouldn't. His voice is much deeper than I expected it to be.
Aiden Fisher
The normies fear a successful robot. They know he can shut down their social lives in an instant and they resent him for it but they know they can't stop him from doing it if he wanted too.
>What chance do any of you possibly have none, thats why I use my hand
>Just face it, normies only care about looks do you think anyone here isn't aware of this
Mason James
someone on Jow Forums described it perfectly
>>politicians who pretend to know how the internet works VS man who knows how the internet works but pretends not to
Landon Thomas
you can look it up.
telephone is not social media. Jow Forums definitely counts. literally the only feature you're thinking of is having a friend list, or maybe a newsfeed if you have used that. most activity on facebook is the same as on Jow Forums - sharing content and discussing it. the anonymity is functionally irrelevant, it only changes the context.
Hudson Diaz
that can't be right oregano-origami.
Jaxon Lewis
Everyone is making fun of him. There is not a single positive article, meme, video, nothing positive about his mannerisms or way he conducted himself. Everything paints him as a crippling autist who can barely pass as a human.
>Get mass mainstream media attention >TESTIFYING to congress for mistake in moderation of Facebook apps >Expects not to get made fun of
When the news cycle forgets about him he can go back to slaying any poose he wants, doing any drugs he wants, and living whatever autistic fantasy he wants while tens of thousands of people curate his product.
I would get made fun of for a week every 5 years if I got 66 billion dollars.
Jaxon Smith
He asked name 1 person who doesnt have a facebook and he'll wait.
None of my family has 1, we text if we need anything or text each other videos or text each other literally anything that can be texted. He started off illogically, not that the rest isnt correct but you dont say >name one person who doesnt And expect every person in america to have 1. Thats dumb.
