Barely too young to buy alcohol

>barely too young to buy alcohol
>no friends to buy it for me
>no clue where to buy decent fake id
How am I supposed to drink my problems away

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>no clue where to buy decent fake id
people sell them on the dark web
also if you're barely too young just wait a few more months dummy

1) go to store
2) try to buy beer
3) if cashier asks for ID say "shit I left it in the car, back in 5 minutes" and gtfo

it's not hard faggot

just steal it or some shit dude. go into some big supermarket where they leave liquor unsupervised.

Pay a bum or ask an uber driver

have to wait a year and i know they sell them there but I'm way too paranoid about it being too unconvincing

If you have a beard and not a neckbeard sorry neckbeard robots with no ID's That may convice the clerk your over the age.
Worked for me when i went to a strip club at 15

they barely even look lol. like the cashiers i've been to just take a glance and sell it. you think minimum wage slaves are going to be that invested in it?

You have to be 18 to post on this board friend.

Look up IDgod this is where I got my fake you have to pay with bitcoin tho

In the states the drinking age is 21+

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA LMAOING AT YOUR LIFE AMERIMUTTS

Lmao just stop having problems

oh boy that is a funny

But we have guns at any age

yeah cool because getting shot by 6 year olds with glocks is on my bucketlist

Only thing I respected of you , ameritards, but then I remembered FUCKING SHOOTINGS EVERYWEEK HAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCKING FAGGOTS CAN'T GO A MONTH WITHOUT KILLING EACHOTHER

Where I live, they scan ID's all the time.

That was joke, guys. Thank you

I've never had my ID checked buying beer, only hard liquor for some reason, I do look a number of years older than I am though

they scan id's?
literaly what

B I t c h
your young. don't drink alcohol

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They do it to add your info to their marketing system

>3 years over legal age
>never bought alcohol or cigarettes
Drugs are for weak individuals

why don't you order it
or go to a small corner shop