>"It's really nice to spend time with you, user. Why didn't you ask me out sooner?"
"It's really nice to spend time with you, user. Why didn't you ask me out sooner?"
Parker Brooks
Joshua Richardson
>implying anyone could enjoy time with a robot
David Wilson
No I'm not playing this game stacy.
You fucking told me you were going to prom with Cody. Then he up and cancels and you come whining to me.
Fuck off
Adam Murphy
Where is the part where I wake up?
Thomas Phillips
Shut yo bitch ass up and drink your fucking liquid dumb whore
Sebastian Adams
Partially because I was afraid that you would say no. Partially because I didn't feel like I deserved you. Mostly its because I am still learning these dating and social skills that other people have apparently mastered by the time they get to my age.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Dont fucking do this to me man not right now
Lincoln Lee
>"Why would I say no to you, user? I'm always open to learning about you because I didn't know you could be such an interesting person. If it helps, you could be my practice date-mate! Or would you rather go further than that?"
Jeremiah Gonzalez
>Why are you sitting at my table roastie
>I'm trying to enjoy a cup of coffee with Samuel the sloth
>Da fuq you doing drinking his coffee
>Back hand roastie and take coffee from her
>Take Sam and go elsewhere
Tyler Kelly
>W-What's wrong, user? are you okay?
Leo Ross
I've read stories about ancap felons from the moon flinging rocks at the Earth that are more convincing than this.
Gavin Morales
>you could be my practice date-mate! Or would you rather go further than that?
If some girl said that to me, I'd unironically run for the hills ASAP or be totally shackled to her like a beta
Jack Howard
I like that sloth/owl toy she's got, it's really cute.
Blake Ross
I'm not okay, you aren't real, and I still don't have a living loving girlfriend
Noah Brooks
>"Don't be scared, user! I don't bite! I could if you want me to, though!"
Gabriel Williams
I hated myself for being fat, and for failing at being a singer-songwriter. So, I just assumed that everyone else secretly hated me. I tend to assume that everyone is me. But if you want to go further than just being a practice date-mate, I would love for you to be my first real girl-friend.
Mason Martinez
>I could bite
Succubus in the name of our Lord Jesus Christ I command you to be gone
Xavier Brown
>I could if you want me to
Forget what I said before, I'd just run now
Michael Barnes
y-you can just pretend i'm real. i-if thats okay with you
Ryder Garcia
Everytime i see a beautiful girl i just can't help but get angry and sad and almost cry and pray to god that she gets raped. But i know she won't.
Robert Nelson
>i know i said i didn't want any but they just look so good i can't help myself, teehee
FUCK
Juan Thomas
take yourself to Jow Forums and stop being fat. It's really easier than you think.
Gavin Flores
>Why would I say no to you, user?
because women like confident guys and not a nervous autist.
>I'm always open to learning about you because I didn't know you could be such an interesting person
implying women like autistic shit like arch linux