Walk into your bedroom

>grab gun
>ask her why the fuck she is here
>call cops

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tell my daughter to put her clothes on before I get a hard-on and end up showing her what her mother saw in me and how she was made

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That's not my bedroom though
This
This but for myself since I'm obviously not right

>knock unconscious
>rub penis everywhere
>????
>profit

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cover her indecency and let her sleep longer. I'll wait outside of the room then once she wakes up offer her some breakfast, possibly a bowl of preprepared eggs.

ask for permission to stroke her hair

I'd stick her in the oven and roast her for a bit. She's nice and thick. Could feed my family for a day or two.

>grabs her ads
If everything goes ok
>slaps her ads
If everything goes ok again
>fucks her while I think why the fuck my dad brought me a prostitute

Eat and sniff her scat, then fuck her

"Hey babe" and then sit down and use the computer.

wonder when my girlfriend turned white

Check her pulse and go from there.

wow that's a big nintendo ds

Fucking scared me kek

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Go in the kitchen and start boilling some eggs

I would get naked and lay next to her until she woke up, and then when she does pretend to wake up too and accuse her of raping me
-user

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I see what you did they're

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Roll her over and check if she has big milkers. If not, throw her out.

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Lol. Good reference user.

I wanna suck those soooooooo baaaaaad

it's probably shitty or has cum in it
disgusting

Will you please leave the premises?

Obviously this is a simulation to test my sexual will and threat level.
Ignore and exit the room refuse resist escape it can save your life.

>roasties look so hot before you see the axe wound
Wouldnt mind seeing hers desu
>inb4 someone posts predator pussy

You have to eat all the eggs

original

her skin is too tan and theres too much fat on her thighs, hard pass

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>he likes those translucent cocksuckers

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i actually like your pic cause the tone is consistant, the OP pic has really inconsistand shading which is just a huge turn off for me

its rape time

Bury my face in those soles and inhale deeply.

sis, I keep telling you. I don't want to do this anymore. I have a girlfriend now.

Sniff bois 2018

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Best posts itt boriginal

eggs, we all know what i'm talking about

Is this the perfect body?

Bruce Lee knee drop her and make her get out of my house.
After molesting of course.

>YOU PICKED THE WRONG HOUSE FOOL
>WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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I ask her

>Where did you get those giant man feet? Those are gross.

GET OUT OF MY ROOM, MOM!!!

"Honey, is this the new mistress? What happen to Tish?"

Move the body and reconstruct my blanket fort.

Taking full advantage of dat ass

I think this guy also tried to reference but this brother didn't get noticed.

what an absolute faggot

Wake her up, stab her, ask her why she's here and then bang her head against the corner of a concrete block till it's lodged deep in her skull. Then shoot her for good measure and call the cops.

Scream "BRAP" and assorted flatulence noises until she leaves.

Knowing she can't hear me I playfully say aloud, "How do you like your eggs, baby? Friend or fertilized?" I say it playfully because I go exclusively for her anus.

>bowlofeggs.jpg

360 and walk away, it's standard procedure.

[x] Touch feet

Wake up in my bed

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Curse my lot in life for having such a tiny shitty bed.

get my tools

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Check for cock and balls

>Mfw she says I like them in a bowl

she's an 8th grade teacher in arizona.

>In first year university
>Living in residence dorm
>Making some food in the floor kitchen
>Stacy walks in and starts talking to me
>Asks what program I'm talking, classes I'm in, etc.
>She tells me she is taking calculus and is having a really hard time
>Asks if I will tutor her
>O-okay I guess...
>Comes to my room the next night
>I'm pretty awkward but am giving her pretty easy problems to do and helping her through it
>Has massive, super nice tits and can't help but stare
>Eventually give her some and tell her she needs to do the question on her own
>Get stuck and frustrated, keeps asking for my help but I wont
>I'll suck your dick if you tell me the answer
>haha...w-what?
>wtf.png
>I'm serious, I'll blow you right now
>holyfuckholyfuckwhatdoIdo
>ughh n-noo, uhh you won't learn that way
>Doesn't really say anything for the next while
>She finally figures it out on her own
>Keeps working away then she tells me to close my eyes
>Okay?
>after a minute she tells me to open then
>Completely topless, staring at me
>Cant help but stare at her tits, getting a raging boner
>.......ummm
>.....a-a....are you hot or something?
>Gets this completely exasperated look on her face
>Whatever, fuck you
>throws her shirt on and storms out of my room

And that's how I experienced a situation kind of related to this, and blew my one and only shot to lose my virginity.
>still a kissless virgin 5 years later

check if I took my medication in the morning