What are you going to hell for, user?

Let's hear 'em, folks.

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honestly nothing since i'm not religious i'll probably just get sent to some other dimension where my eternal suffering will begin.

I think I'll actually be spared from damnation because I once did something so wonderful, so altruistic, that it redeemed me and saved me from the filaming pit. Even tho I'm currently a disgusting autist semi-NEET w/ poor hygiene and mood swings and I will be one until I die, I'll go on to something better. I think we all will because we are all redeemable children of God and because we have all gone through hell of our own on earth,

The vast number of sins ive committed of course!

Im not going to hell cuz im god myself. No kidding. Also ama if you like

For denying the possibility of Hell existing, in my heart, over not wanting to believe that the vast majority of people end up experiencing eternal damnation.

I sexually harassed a few girls back in highschool
Though nobody ever said anything, and I realized it was a pretty shit thing to do

Indulging in porn, especially when it involves gay shit. For basically living my life for myself.

For the things I have said and done to make the people around me laugh.

Actually, that right there is blasphemy, so you're assuredly destined for hell.

Not kidding bro. Call me crazy and retarded all you want, im the closest thing there is to a god

Existing

>Haruhi
i see what you did there

I said "Satan will prevail" and gave up on christianity, just wasn't for me

Not being there for my little sister.

There is no afterlife you stupid fucking faggot cocksucker

literally everything i might as will kill my self to make it even worse

I will probably go to hell because I haven't done many good things, I haven't done many bad things either but God will only choose the best and I am certainly not that.

Pissing on church's doorsteps
Jacking off to other women while married
Getting sucked off by a faggot
Trying DMT
Drinking too much Jim Beam and listening to too much GG allin
A list is long

When you're burning in hell you'll realize you were wrong. You're making the same mistake satan did except you don't even have 1/1000 his power lel.

>sloth
>faggotry
>masturbation
>atheism
see you there boys

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once i finally switch over to active duty machine gunner in the marines, then ya i will most likely end up in hell

I fucked a married woman in her marital bed while her husband was deployed and kids were at school. No condom, came inside. Multiple times. She was on the pill.

Also, I don't regret it and would do it again, and very well may when he does another tour.

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its a good thing that i will never marry

I have sex videos of us on my phone. Could blackmail her easily if I felt like it. It gives me a high and makes me feel alpha.

Burnt down a church with a few of my buddies

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fucking post that shit my man my god robot land is a paradise

>homosexuality
>sloth
>gluttony
>atheism
that's all that comes to mind, but i'm sure there's more.

I'm guilty by association.

No nigger if I uploaded them here then I wouldn't have the power to blackmail her would I? I appreciate the interest though.

She was totally fine with it too. One vid I held the phone right up to her face and recorded her going to town with my cock in her mouth. Turns me on so much how dirty she is and how much she trusts me not to expose her. It turns me on knowing I have the power to show it to her husband and him beating or killing her, because he's jealous and shouts at her if he even sees her talking to another man. Her very life is in my hands.

I'm getting turned on now. You see? I can't get enough of the power trip. It's making my heart race, adrenaline pump and I want to fuck her now.

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What if he's telling the truth though? If I was god I would troll people on Jow Forums.

being a complete and total hedonist and sexual degenerate.

Or being gay one of the two

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Masturbation while sniffing my sister's socks after she took them off and threw them into my room without reason