Bring back 8th grade

8th grade was, although not better than being out of k-12, the BEST year. No more bullying 8th/7th graders, it's when the robot became as popular in school as they ever were-or you're not a robot. i was king of the school.
Post memories from 8th grade or 7th or 6th grade

I lost all my friends in hs, but i did salvia with some old ones who were pretty fake in 10th/11th grade summer, my sister bought it for us.
After tripping (horrible) I felt AMAZING and we walked to this gas station and i was talking to the clerk & I used one of their bottles of hand sanitizer they were selling and while i was putting it on my hands was like "Can I use some of your hand sanitizer?" Lou was like, "DOOD, UR BEING JUST LIKE YOU WERE IN 8th GRADE!"("it was so awesome!")
11th grade comes around & I sit away from all my old friends who sit with the popular girls. During class I get a text from Lou: "Boy, why weren't you sitting with us?"

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Commencing story time

The closest door to the viewerI ran out of after getting reprimanded for stealing books (3 or 4 of the same Lizzy McGuire), the assistant principle had her back turned, took a quick left, ran across those windows, down the hill and away. I skipped school the next day and got a haircut. Before you call me a bastard, it was a crime of justice-my friend Zach had been put in basically inschool suspension for putting book covers on his feet and doing the moonwalk. So I was like, we're gonna get revenge, we're gonna steal from the book faire & I'm gonna give you the books.
Zach turned out to be a conceited bastard who in highschool wanted to get his hocky team to jump us and steal our phones. I told the principle i heard this. He switched schools. At a sum 41 concert @ summerfest he was with his friends i guess from his new school and they were throwing popcorn at us. some guys asked why and started shouting at them and they stopped for a while.
I don't know why he had come to hate me so much

in 7th grade i was so bad in calarco/some other bitch's classes (1/2&1/2), they made me sit alone at this table at the back.
I would run around the room so they couldn't check my math homework, stopping at desks to do a little bit

In 8th grade Phil Hoffmann & i got kicked off the track team for always skipped practice! we always found better shit to do. He had come back from some convention over the weekend where i guess he finger banged a bitch, and after the stunt was talking to her on the phone. the stunt:
we went into a sendick's grocery store & I placed a backpack by the liquor and i think put it in the bag. Then Phil grabbed it later and we walked out. I remember bringing it to school and drinking it before a science test in the bathroom-I got a 100%

>implying anyone older than 18 even remembers the 8th grade
Well it was the year I saw someone get locked in a dog cage and tortured. In 8th grade it was the last time I was in theater. I had a really attractive, nice Jewish teacher who adored me for video production class. It was the first time I saw someone fall off a cliff. That's about all I remember. Oh and I punched a girl in the face when she scared me.

I'm 26, i remember everything
I knew i was gonna lose all my friends so i was desperately clinging to them. after 10th grade Phil & I went to the middleschool and poured saltwater into the vending machine because i read on totse it would short circuit and bring up the executive command prompt and we could get $ out of it. It didn't work. I justified this because i had had a job and payed taxes but was a slave

Oh also I remember some girl bragging in my class about being in child porn, we had a fat engineering teacher who's class everyone slacked in, we had a town civics sim that was pretty cool and taught me a lot about corruption unintentionally, and some kid really wanted to beat me up.

This gangly retard named Gareth kept switching back and forth between the two schools i think and somehow he became popular tho he was a runescape freak because he smoked weed. I was with max lalonde that day and I had been asked by my two main crushes to go to illinois for a haunted forest (Halloween). they called me while we were at gareth's tho i hated gareth's guts. I asked if max & gareth wanted to go, max wanted to go to west (we went to east)'s football game? it was retarded, but i went with to the football game. i had a big feeling i was gonna have sex with julie in the woods, the other girl was mary, my first oneitis in middle school

Even though factually incorrect, i did hang out with zack & lou twice the summer of 10/11, the only other person to contact me was julie over text. i remember a really cringe conversation that i was trying to use pua on her. "Got you." i said, implying i seduced her. "Did you?" she said. A year or something ago i fbed her and told her she was the only person to contact me that summer and thanks.
i closed down that fb

in 8th grade we were all at max's and i basically had my foot under julies butthole and we were all talking about who we would want to fuck/have us fuck the ass. Madeline said me & jon. I swear to god julie didn't say shit but jon claims she said him!

i remember i saw julie after she got her braces in gym class in 8th grade, it was her, me & zack who hung out in that class. we were in/outside of the weight room for yoga. I was avoiding her because she looked ABSOLUTELY REPULSIVE and she may have asked me if i was running away from her.
in 11th grade i asked a pua forum if i had gotten a shittest from catherine. she sat next to me & sometimes the people around us played spoons in class. I had played strip spoons with her @ max's with lindsay 2 yrs before. she was the first tits i ever saw. she thought it was funny in 11th grade, probably because she had lost and had to git nekkid, that i said, don't play, just watch and wait, and then i got the match and grabbed

all my guy friends would fucking hump each other in middle school. i remember this trash hot bitch named kelly fromke who i guess went missing a few yrs back or whatever was there when i humped zack at lightspeed and she was like "that was so fucking fast" i never fucked her, but i heard about her fucking some guy in a car after highschool. she blew me off after highschool. we hung out the afternoon after the last day of school in 6th grade. i thought i was in love with her. we talked later about going out or something idk, but i cut it off to go to my friend's where we started the band "The Doo-Rag Nelsons". i think i asked her out that summer over im but she was dating Barrett (pic DEFINITELY NOT RELATED; NOT!TYRONE!)

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after 6th grade, barette dated mary in 6th, he imed me, i was surprised, we had never talked. he asked who i was and i described myself "short with spiked hair" and he knew who i was

I think I'm the only person to stand up to Barett, in 11th grade was in my english class and i talked so much shit and he always said he was gonna beat my ass, note, that's NOT him on the left, i weighed 125 lbs

i'm gonna post more after i smoke a cig

user, why are you posting a picture of my middle school? Is that Longfellow in Wisconsin?

This sounds like you're writing a manifesto before doing something shitty.

i went to a middle school with 9 other students total

there was no bullying whatsoever but all of us are super fucked up and weird now because we weren't properly socialized during the first few years of puberty

Zach Shimshack and Lou Packard?

ya
i would post ya no but you're not supposed to post personal informationzach b*

no dude, my life is great, i had something better than all this. it just feels pretty good to remember

who are you user? I may know you.

no zach g, zach b was the guy who said he was gonna get his hocky team to beat our assrobert s

soley

8th grade was great. I really enjoyed hanging with my friends. There nights when we would have sleep overs and then go play airsoft at the local airsoft field. Other late nights when we would stay up late playing zombies, minecraft, or gta4. fuck we even skipped 7th period and fuck around and go to the pe class after football season ended. fuck i even got invited to parties with girls there. it was great also just chilling with friends before class in mrs. conner's room. lol I guess over summer everyone got busy and moved to different high schools. that was the last time i wasnt a robot and a large group of friends. that was the last time we didnt have to give a fuck bout (too bad i was a fucking pussy and still wasted my time on school like a faggot)

Hmm. Your name doesn't ring a bell, I was a year behind you guys. Went to Longfellow and then East. I knew Zach S and Lou P from soccer, I tried searching for you using Zach's friendlist on facebook but couldn't find you. But then I read that post about you deleting your account. Small world, eh?

anyways, let me get back to the stories
i think the Queen of the city was Kayla from Whitman, West, who got married recently.
The first time i saw her i saw her cold, icy beauty.
i asked lou im if spencer was her bf, i couldn't help myself, he wasn't
i was her bf for a week
i knew i was going to lose her immediately, but it felt really good when she said she loved me in her away message, if she did

soggy twat u r

anyways i'mma keep going

You got a picture of yourself man? I'm sure I would recognize you if I saw you. Are you drunk right now?

i haven't talked to those people in basically 8 years

this ISN'T me
filter not drunk duh

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Same man. I haven't talked to anyone from high-school since I graduated basically.

i got plenty of stories that i don't feel like telling. alex s & i stole a fire extinguisher from east, while u were there

>dips katrachraConswachrine

>robot
>ever becoming popular
?

robots derailing thred

Can't recall an Alex S. I knew Minear though, he was in your grade. Kid was in my latin class with Vitrano and always lightly teased me. Just checked his FB a moment ago, and it seems he put on some weight, kek.

i went to warped tour with him

you ever late to class? my fault. I cholesterol8'd dos holz

Fucking Plamenko? That slav kid was hilarious, I liked him a lot.

he was aight, i bet that's you, really robot 4 sho

haha, nah. I was a year behind you guys, I promise. I pretty much was a loner all throughout highschool and continue to be. If that pic is really you though, can't say I recognize you, sorry m8.

i honestly wouldn't have posted this if i thought anyone was gonna recognize it

You guys are fucking normies. I didn't have friends in middle school, I was never popular and I was just as irrelevant as a fresh 6th grader was when I was in 8th grade. Didn't have any friends in high school, in fact, I ended up just getting a GED after 9th grade. How the fuck can you claim to be a robot when you have all these great memories? I wish I had "fake friends" at least. I hate gatekeeping, but the fact that you say "you're not robot" and then go on to describe that shit made me quit reading and think you're just a failed fucking normie.

Sorry. >island(Roanoke)

No worries man, I'm not gonna do shit. Honestly, I've been waiting for this day, to find someone or something closely related to me. You have a discord fellow WI robot?

maybe the people around couldn't recognize your personality. i don't think doucE sorry

You've gotta be high or drunk as shit man, it is nearing 4AM. I can't really understand some of the things you're saying.

do what you want, those people are all irrelevent, i didn't want this to be robbiecentric
/b used to have greentexts & i always enjoyed em

SWWWWAAAAAAG(ego espanol
summa a dumma

Shit test by spotted dix

you understood that huh

did you know any kids in my grade? One grade below you? I had a massive crush on Emma mihelich if you knew her, never spoke a word to her though. Pathetic, I know.

i fucked olivia saleh. justin keller dated her, one time we switched and he talked to caitlin martin and i talked to emma

Jane Petr as well, I think she had a brother that spent a couple years in your grade.

she was on my d.i. team maybe 2 yrs
i considered andy my best friend for a long time
proof i'm real: jane petr was homecoming of her year

when she was freshman
swang-Rae Sremmurd

d.i. team?

Is it just you in this thread? Why are you replying to my posts twice? You don't have a discord we could continue to chat? Would really appreciate it if we could do that.

what's your name? i sometimes see Emma Mihelich in the highlands, you want me to say something? i think she nodded at me last

no thanx robot. rawwwwtaro

lol, not sure why you'd deny giving me your discord, but I'm sure you've got your reasons. It's not everyday you come across an old classmate.

and i don't want to go but i feel like i shud

what was the name of the teacher who got busted for partying? Mr.Prange

vegan pizza party with vegan cheeese(organic) dripppppping

You remember the teaching in high-school who got in trouble for touching kids I think?

oh, you mean you touching yourself, Peter
you touched butts in the canopy, reiko

so how's architecture school going? I dropped out of our school a few months back

did you do Cuesta welding and shit the first year or are u just your average compulsor?

Is there a third guy from Tosa that's in this thread?

a phantom, Keating.

See you, and your man lost.

Yo, it's Chad Thundercock. I remember you and the group of fags you're talking about. Remember when I cummed inside all your moms? LMAO

>you touched butts in the canopy, reiko
Upsetting & shocking, your emotions rule you SKINNY LEGEND, unlike a reasonable person. Time same the at place one in them of both of scenes never were there why is which together scenes shoot to refused they claim Witnesses. I know what you did.

I have nothing to blackmail from you, no demands, i just wish to see the day you no longer exist

Who did you think was the hottest teacher at East? My money is one the Spanish teacher Troy. You remember her? She was pale and had a great body, there really weren't many qt teachers at our school now that I think about it.

you know, reiko, i could check this out

you have nothing to offer even yourself anymore

shall i send her this thred?

Bet you won't faggot. dadasdsadasd

sure reiko

Speaking of barret, I remember that fuckhead. Didn't he get arrested for something? I'd be surprised to know if he currently isn't rotting away in some jail-cell right now.

ya he got arrested for raping your gaping soul

This is Reiko, everyone.

he's just pissed i provoked him in a last thred
There's nothing wrong with crossdressing.

Post more stories OP, and more pictures. They're comfy.

and if my mother wasn't asleep, i'd put on her clothes right now and post it for the world 2 c

I was just guessing Skinny Legend on twitter, the creator of the viral Miley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, well, you can't call it a meme because it wasn't

but this is probably Reiko, no teacher molested anyone in my hs

>drug tard trying to say anything about the average robot life
you aren't a robot retard. Getting drugs requires talking to people, which means you aren't a robot. If you did/do drugs that you can't buy in the store when you're doing them, then you are officially not a robot.

Immorality & stupidity come from the same source: the non-human spirit.
The human spirit is contained in every act of humanity.

That's right, I'm saying you're Reiko & your twitter is "Skinny Legend", that you go to Cal Poly for architecture.

I lost all my friends in middle school once girls and status were a big thing. It would become apparent that associating with someone like me would result in social suicide. This carried on until high school, it wasnt bad of anything just uneventful. But I feel for the anons that legitimately had terrible school experiences. If we werent so far apart we would have played video games and shit, but knowing the traits of the average robot we would probably hate each other

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inb4 underage I'm currently 20

>was a brony faggot
>loved rage comics
>loved reddit
>started playing tf2
>watched pewdiepie
>drew my own shitty eddsworld rip off comics
>was given the chance to ask a hawt goth girl out but pussied out and stuttered while looking at the ground
>later that year i asked her if she watched the season finale with chrysalis and i downloaded the ep and gave her my flash drive that i put stickers on to say "pancake"
>she never gave it back to me
>she started fucking high school guys at that point like a lot of girls were
>played pokemon platinum
>watched chowder, flapjack, regular show, AT at friends house
>played naruto games and roblox at friends house
>got a gf and got dumped a week later because i never wanted to hang out and i just wanted to play halo reach in my basement
>introduced to anime streaming sites
>wore the near same clothes everyday
>did retarded things like screech like a girl at cute things
>played footsies with my friend
>pissed all over the school bathroom with 2 other friends
>smashed a milk cartoon inbetween two tables to make it explode
>thought i was half vampire

wow i was a faggot but at least i was a happy faggot

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I had a kid like this in school, he was the neckbeard Brony type but he always seemed to be happy and have lots of equally autistic friends. I truly envied him

Jesus Christ... You would have been excommunicated in my school.

yeah thats what happened once i got to high school

Eighth grade was hell for me. Best year for me was fifth grade.

Had a kid in highschool who was an odd ball. I'll call him E. Dude unironicly wore a shirt that said brony on it with rainbow dash on it. We went to tech school and he was too notch machinist. Anyway
>Gym class
>Playing kickball or some shit
>MF yells Falcon Kick every time he kicks the ball
>Kek
>Kids thought it was weird
>Figured this could go two ways
>Either would be make fun of or people would think it's funny
>Convince myself and a few friends to yell stupid shit while kicking
>Do it
>E does not get made fun of
>Earned nickname falcon after awhile
>Cool dude but weird AF
>Convinced him to talk to this equally strange chick with huge knockers
>She was also a brony and liked anime
>They both go to prom dressed as people from Naruto
>My fucking sides when they showed up
>Whatever floats your boat man
>Dude dead ass anime runs off stage at graduation
Haven't seen him since but I'm sure he browses some of the boards here.

All I remember about 8th grade was playing an absolute fuck load of halo 3. Playing airsoft with some high quality clear plastic Walmart guns. Making really shitty movies just cuz and exploring the woods. Was a good time in my life